The Absolutely Talentless Lazybones (Hunter X Hunter)

If you want to see a naked Chrollo and Illumi, come on in! If you want to see Chrollo and Illumi in undershirts, come on in! If you want to read about the complicated first meeting between Uvogin and Nobunaga, come on in! If you want to read about Hisoka’s training days, just close your eyes and dive in! If you want to read about the pitiful beginning of that blue-eyed fox, Shalnark, as a bandit, come on in! In a word, if you want to read a slow, day-by-day account of how the Hunter bandit leader, the perverted Hisoka, the assassin Illumi, and others grew up, dive right in! Of course, since it’s a day-by-day account, it’s definitely slow. How slow? After a hundred thousand words, Chrollo has only just turned three, Illumi has just appeared, and Hisoka showed up for a moment before disappearing. And it’s not even clear whether this Hisoka is the real one or not. Little Shalnark is nowhere to be seen! That’s not even the most frustrating part. The story is going to keep going off the rails, getting more and more twisted. P.S. I hate all-powerful protagonists, and I hate people who know everything in advance. So the protagonist, Zhang Fan, is just an ordinary guy. He has no idea he’s ended up in another world. One quick explanation of the title: “Talentless” means the original Zhang Fan had no money, no looks, and no particular skills. He worked a job that paid enough to get by. “Lazy” doesn’t mean he’s extraordinarily lazy. It just means Zhang Fan has the same lazy habits as most ordinary people, like not wanting to wash the dishes after a meal, being too lazy to tidy his room, or being able to sleep on an empty stomach if he’s tired enough, only getting up to make instant noodles when he absolutely can’t stand the hunger anymore. Dear readers, I’m planning to put this story behind a paywall soon, but I haven’t settled on a date. If you happen to see it become paid, please don’t curse me! And thank you all for your support over such a long time. I promise to maintain the quality and update regularly after it goes paid. I absolutely won’t abandon it. Thank you! Sob, it’s going paid soon, so I can’t be lazy anymore. Sigh! Lazy Qian is hiding in a corner, drawing circles... This is the cover Fox Bimo made for me. I love it so much! Thank you! Here are some stories by my friends! Come take a look, everyone. You might find something you like! Theme: