The CEO and His Canary Can't Keep Competing

Some domineering CEOs say they have the final say at home. In reality, that only applies to the one meal their wife occasionally cooks herself. If he wants a packet of instant noodles, she absolutely will not cook him two just because one packet won't fill him up.

Some domineering CEOs say they and their wife have four children. Actually, those children are a dog, a duck, and two cats. His place in the family ranks below the dog son and duck daughter, let alone the cat daughter and cat son-in-law.

Some domineering CEOs say their wife is gentle and considerate, and never dares speak loudly to them. Even if he breaks her heart, she won't say a harsh word. In reality, he kneels on a keyboard while his jealous wife gently reads aloud the WeChat messages from the secretary who tried to seduce him. For every extra word, he has to kneel for ten more minutes.

Some domineering CEOs say their wife never gets jealous and never deletes their female classmates or friends. In reality, they're both gay. There are no unmarried men on his friends list. Only mature, dependable middle-aged dads qualify to be his friends.

Fake domineering CEO: Here's ten million for you, woman. If you don't spend it all today, I'll punish you tonight.

Real domineering CEO: Honey, I'm out of money for in-game purchases in this new game. Can I have a little more pocket money?

Fake kept man: You think your filthy money can buy my love? No way!

Kept man on the surface: You think your filthy money can buy my love? You'll have to pay extra.

Fake domineering CEO, seven times a night: Woman, get on top and do it yourself.

Real domineering CEO: Honey, three times is enough. Really. If we do it seven times in one night, I'll have to see a doctor tomorrow.

A real kept man blushes shyly after sex and doesn't dare say a word.

A kept man on the surface, no matter how much his waist hurts afterward, drags his husband along to smoke a post-coital cigarette, then blows it all into the face of the husband who loves biting his thigh like a dog.

A real kept man is delicate, beautiful, and kind. When misunderstood, he can only cry.

A kept man on the surface is delicate, beautiful, and kind. When misunderstood, he gives two solid punches to whoever can't understand plain speech.

Fake domineering CEO, too proud to save himself a little suffering x Kept man on the surface, whose jealousy is usually served by the vatful

Sheng Yujing x Rong Jiang

Theme: Stay true to yourself, and face life with ease and openness.