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2022/02/21
Bai Zhouzhou transmigrated into a book.
She was born into it.
She thought it was pretty great. She had just died, yet here she was, alive again without missing a beat.
How wonderful.
Unfortunately, happiness only loved her for a little while.
The book she transmigrated into was a male-oriented novel, and she was the first woman in the male lead’s harem.
"..." She wasn’t especially keen on being first.
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To avoid joining the harem, Bai Zhouzhou started setting goals.
1. Raise Long Aotian to be useless.
2. Stay away from Long Aotian.
3. Make Long Aotian mend his ways.
Plan in motion.
Once she’d settled on her plans, she followed each step to the letter.
Plan 1: Raise Long Aotian to be useless.
One day, just as Bai Zhouzhou was about to destroy the "Art of War," the "Four Books and Five Classics," and the rest of the books in young Long Aotian’s room...
She was determined to turn Long Aotian into a total illiterate.
She gleefully set a fire, but before a second had passed, it went out on its own.
Every book was completely unharmed.
Bai Zhouzhou: This is ridiculous.
Plan 1: Failed.
Plan 2: Stay away from Long Aotian.
One day, Bai Zhouzhou deliberately ignored Long Aotian, giving him the cold shoulder.
She shut the door, and her spirits had only just begun to rise...
When Long Aotian started bawling outside.
A torrential downpour instantly fell on Bai Zhouzhou’s head.
Bai Zhouzhou: This is so ridiculous I don’t even have words.
Plan 2: Failed.
Plan 3: Make Long Aotian mend his ways.
Bai Zhouzhou decided to use the "Ebbinghaus forgetting curve."
Every day, she repeated to Long Aotian, "Stay away from women, and don’t play the hero and rescue a damsel in distress."
After months of repetition, Long Aotian could recite it backwards.
One day, their carriage passed a destitute woman.
Bai Zhouzhou and Long Aotian decided to ignore her.
But the carriage had other ideas. It suddenly went wild, jolted violently, and threw Long Aotian out. He landed right in front of the poor woman.
Bai Zhouzhou: I get it. I’m just going to lie flat.
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Zhouzhou was flipping through his books, and young Long Aotian was terribly nervous.
It was all because, a few days earlier, he had happened to acquire a secret manual.
The manual had a few big words on its cover:
To practice martial arts, one must first cultivate virtue.
"The Manual of Virtuous Conduct for Men": A man’s secret weapon and the key to winning back your beloved. You deserve to own it.
Long Aotian blushed. He made up his mind: He would study the manual and win Zhouzhou’s heart!
Reader’s Guide:
Important note: The male lead is a bit annoying early on.
1. The heroine is single-minded about love and slow on the uptake, which will annoy the male lead.
2. The male lead seems gentle, but he’s actually a schemer. He’ll use the heroine’s single-mindedness to get the relationship he wants.
3. The male lead is such a schemer that another male character will have to teach him a lesson.
4. The heroine loves herself most, but this is a romance, so she’ll be tender toward the male lead.
5. The male lead was fat as a child, but slimmed down when he grew up.
6. This is a wish-fulfillment story. Lots of people like the heroine, and the male lead will have to fight hard and study hard to win her.
I’ll add more if I think of anything else.
To-read list: "You Set Me Up, You’re Done For"
Ye Zhiyi tried to clear a level in a "redemption game."
The male lead was the classic beautiful, strong, tragic type: very beautiful, very strong, and very tragic.
But he didn’t want to be redeemed.
Completing redemption missions didn’t make his affection for her skyrocket. Only spending money did.
Ye Zhiyi: "..."
She assumed it was just a ploy for the game company to make money. But she really wanted to clear the game, so she had no choice but to keep spending.
At long last, his affection level passed 60, but the male lead suddenly turned on her.
Then she transmigrated.
Ye Zhiyi: ?
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Her new identity was a miserable one. People kept popping up who wanted her dead, and the only person who treated her well was a male servant.
Touched, Ye Zhiyi casually asked him his name.
That spur-of-the-moment question cost her her life.
Male servant: "So you really don’t recognize me."
The servant smiled. His ordinary face suddenly came alive, and he gripped his dagger in a sudden fit of rage, sending her to the afterlife.
He said, "Ye Zhiyi, you deserve to die."
Ye Zhiyi: You stabbed me. Just you wait.
#If you don’t mess with me, I won’t mess with you. But if you do, I’ll make sure I get you back, you jerk. (dog)#
Theme: Learning fills you with fighting spirit.
These parents definitely have no love for Congee. At most, they just pamper her like a kitten or puppy. How can any parent who loves their children take advantage of their own children and other people's children like this?
Parents who don't like porridge! In the original text, the tragedy of Porridge's life is because of having such parents.
Why aren't you updating? I've seen this. Why can't you just add a few more chapters before you leave?
??? There haven't been any updates in over half a year. What's this?
Please give me a bigger update???
Will Xiao Pei come out in the next chapter?
Let me think of how to praise you.
Think 3 what,,, that is to say
Chastity is a man's best gift
Did you hear the heroine being bid farewell?