Why Are All the Men in the Sect So Ugly?

[Coming Soon 1: The Book Transmigrator, a Supporting Female Lead Who Doesn't Believe the Overbearing Male Lead's Love] [Coming Soon 2: After the System Forces a Couple Pairing. Blurbs at the very bottom]

2021/11/07

Blurb

Xie Zi had always thought she was different from everyone else. After all, she was the only one in the entire sect with the "keen eye to spot ugliness."

The senior brother was the ugliest in the sect.

The master was the second ugliest.

The other senior brothers and disciples were all about equally ugly.

Fortunately, the senior sister's beauty raised the sect's average.

But one day,

The System said: She had to fall in love with the ugliest senior brother, seduce the second ugliest master, and harm the lovely senior sister!

Xie Zi humbly asked: Why?

The System answered: Because you're the wicked supporting female character.

How hilarious.

Unfortunately, the world is full of complications, and people can't always do as they please. QwQ

-

Once Xie Zi started following the plot, she felt that something was very wrong:

The senior sister, who had been framed, took her hand. "I know the truth can be hard to hear, but I understand your good intentions, Junior Sister."

Before Xie Zi had even started trying to seduce him, the master spread a rumor that the two of them were close. "Great! Your senior brother is finally jealous!"

Only her fellow disciples acted normally, teasing her as always: "Keep dreaming. The senior brother would never be interested in you!"

But when she was in danger,

The senior brother caught the vicious sword aimed at Xie Zi with his bare hand. The elegant immortal lord smiled gently, like a young man, and said, "You may kill me, Xie. But if you want to kill Zizi, you'll have to kill me first."

All the senior brothers and disciples: !

Xie Zi: The original story really didn't lie. I truly do love my senior brother.

The System tried to reason with her: He's ugly.

Xie Zi stomped her foot: That's okay, it's part of the fun. QwQ

-

Xie Huaijin, celebrated as a jade tree in an orchid pavilion, won first place on the beauty rankings of the entire cultivation world.

Completely unaware of this, Xie Zi stood right in front of him.

With a mysterious look, she handed him a spirit herb. "Senior Brother, remember to take it in three doses. It'll completely transform you."

Holding the beauty herb the girl had given him, Xie Huaijin's smile froze. "This herb..."

Before he could finish, she interrupted him awkwardly. "Don't ask! It's a marvelous medicine that boosts your cultivation."

Xie Huaijin: "..." He discreetly let a piece of paper slip from his sleeve.

Then a gust of wind blew the paper onto Xie Zi's face.

She casually took it down and looked closely:

Peerless beauty Xie Huaijin / Kind and elegant Xie Huaijin / Gentle smile Xie Huaijin / White Crane Immortal Lord Xie Huaijin

In short, only Xie Huaijin could possibly be the winner of the beauty rankings.

Xie Zi: ?

Pah! Everyone else may be blind, but she's the only one who sees clearly.

The male lead is the senior brother.

Mostly romance, a cultivation novel that's only pretending to be serious.

A friend helped me name the book. Thanks, friend. QwQ

[Coming Soon 1: The Book Transmigrator, a Supporting Female Lead Who Doesn't Believe the Overbearing Male Lead's Love]

Blurb:

Bai Zhouzhou transmigrated into a book.

She was born into it.

She thought that was pretty nice. After all, she had died and then come back to life without missing a beat.

How great.

Unfortunately, happiness only loved her for a little while.

The book she'd transmigrated into was a male-oriented novel, and she was the first woman in the male lead's harem.

"..." She didn't particularly want to be first at that.

-

To avoid becoming part of his harem, Bai Zhouzhou started making plans.

1. Raise the overbearing male lead to be useless.

2. Stay away from the overbearing male lead.

3. Make the overbearing male lead mend his ways.

Plan confirmed.

Once she'd settled on her plans,

she followed each step to the letter.

Plan 1: Raise the overbearing male lead to be useless.

One day, Bai Zhouzhou was about to destroy the little overbearing male lead's copies of The Art of War, the Four Books and Five Classics, and more...

She was determined to make him completely illiterate.

She gleefully lit a fire, but it disappeared on its own in less than a second.

Every book was completely unharmed.

Bai Zhouzhou: This is ridiculous.

Plan 1: Failed.

Plan 2: Stay away from the overbearing male lead.

One day, Bai Zhouzhou deliberately ignored him and gave him the cold shoulder.

She closed the door, and her spirits lifted.

Then the overbearing male lead started wailing outside.

A torrential downpour instantly fell on Bai Zhouzhou's head.

Bai Zhouzhou: This is so ridiculous I don't even know what to say.

Plan 2: Failed.

Plan 3: Make the overbearing male lead mend his ways.

Bai Zhouzhou decided to use the "Ebbinghaus forgetting curve."

Every day, she repeated to the overbearing male lead, "Stay away from women at all costs. Never play the hero and save a beauty."

After months of repetition, he could recite it backward.

One day, their carriage passed a destitute woman.

Bai Zhouzhou and the overbearing male lead decided to ignore her.

But the carriage refused to ignore her. It suddenly went wild, jolting violently and flinging the overbearing male lead out. He landed right in front of the destitute woman.

Bai Zhouzhou: I get it. I'll just lie flat.

Wherever the overbearing male lead goes, I'll go. If he cultivates immortality, I'll cultivate immortality. If he saves a beauty, I'll close my eyes.

The overbearing male lead likes me? Wait, he likes me? No way!

-

Zhouzhou was flipping through his books, and the little overbearing male lead was terribly nervous.

Not for any other reason,

But because a few days ago, he'd obtained a secret manual by pure chance.

The manual had a few big words written on it:

To master the art, first cultivate virtue.

The Handbook of Virtuous Manhood: A man's secret weapon, the key to winning your wife. You deserve to have it.

The overbearing male lead blushed. He made up his mind: He would study the manual and pursue Zhouzhou!

[Coming Soon 2: After the System Forces a Couple Pairing]

Blurb:

Shen Wei transmigrated into the body of a gentle little fairy.

Curious about her new world, she set out to visit all the famous tourist destinations in the cultivation realm.

As she traveled around, she accidentally rescued a withdrawn boy.

When she first saw him,

The boy was sitting on the ground in a veil hat, cornered and threatened by a vicious, burly man.

Shen Wei shouted out against injustice,

Scaring the bad guy into fleeing in terror. But the look he gave her as he left was a little strange.

It was almost as if he saw her as a kind-hearted person who had fallen from the sky to save him.

Shen Wei: ???

She gave him a smile and reached out like a savior. "It's okay now. Don't be scared."

The withdrawn boy looked up. His veil hat slipped halfway off, revealing two pointed ears. "You scared away my food."

"But that's all right. I've found something even better."

Shen Wei: ???

Damn, the biggest sucker here is me.

-

After becoming Huai Yan's food,

She was tied up and taken back to the demon realm by the boy.

The young demon king was very particular. He insisted she bathe and burn incense before he took a bite.

Just as he opened his mouth wide, intent on swallowing Shen Wei in one bite,

The System appeared.

System: [Your CP compatibility is a whopping 200%. It's you two! Fall in love, young man and young woman!!]

Shen Wei: What the hell is wrong with you? Have some common sense! Who would want to fall in love with their food?

-

Huai Yan fixed his eyes on Shen Wei. "I'm so hungry."

Shen Wei said sternly, "Control yourself. As the great demon king, you need to have some self-restraint."

The boy lowered his eyelashes in disappointment. "It's so hard."

Then he opened one eye halfway and quickly moved closer while Shen Wei was distracted

Smooch!

He touched his bright red lips and smiled, eyes curving. "I think I'm full now."

Shen Wei: ?

System: [Aww, I'm shipping them!]

Theme: Life is unpredictable, so stay true to yourself