Boss, Want to Be a CP?

This story is complete~

My next story is called The Aloof Immortal Venerable Is Still Playing Hinting Games Today. Feel free to add it to your reading list. The blurb is below~

Qi Fengyu is handsome, capable, and enjoyed smooth sailing in both his career and love life for the first twenty-six years of his life... until Wang Liang arrived as his new boss.

From education to work experience, Wang outclassed him at every turn, and somehow he was even more handsome. From then on, both his career and self-esteem took a hit, and even his admirers went flying straight to the guy next door, Old Wang.

Fine, he didn't care about those admirers anyway.

Real life might be miserable, but he could always make up for it in a virtual world, right?

He found himself a powerful patron in a game. His patron spent money and put in the hours, was incredibly skilled, and even came with a whole crowd of cute and entertaining gaming buddies.

Qi Fengyu was having the time of his life, and his happiness lasted right up until they met in person...

Wait, that person holding up the number they agreed on... why is it the bastard who made him lose his winning streak?

His powerful patron = Wang Liang?

This powerful patron, tall, cool, and full of personality, is that pretentious boss with an obsessive need to prove how strong he is?

Wang Liang: So it really is you.

Qi Fengyu: Why is it you?!

Wang Liang: Enough with pretending to be clueless after deliberately flirting with me every day.

Qi Fengyu: Huh?

Wang Liang: I'll make an exception and take you in, you little seducer.

Qi Fengyu: What???

When did this happen? Why doesn't he know about it?! The weather's turning cold. When is the Wang family going bankrupt already?!

Reading guide:

The first half contains quite a bit of gameplay. After the protagonists meet in person, the story will gradually focus more on real life.

The game mechanics aren't rigorous. They follow the general conventions of mainstream RPGs, without referring to any specific game.

A goofy comedy. Wang Liang is the gong and Qi Fengyu is the shou. No role reversal, so don't get them mixed up.

The Aloof Immortal Venerable Is Still Playing Hinting Games Today

Qisha is the last surviving member of the Chilang clan.

Not only was he spared from being devoured by evil spirits, but the passing Immortal Venerable Xuantian also took him in, giving him a home in the Immortal Palace.

The Immortal Venerable Xuantian taught him the Dao, and he quickly grew stronger.

He taught him how to conduct himself, and he grew up fast.

He gave him magical treasures, and Qisha built on what he learned to develop thousands of new uses for them.

He passed on a cultivation method, and Qisha's wolf ears twitched. Blushing, he turned and fled.

Damn, this was obviously a dual cultivation technique!!

The Immortal Venerable Xuantian treated him wonderfully, and life studying the Dao was fulfilling and peaceful.

There was just one thing: ever since he arrived at the Immortal Palace, he was plagued by erotic dreams every night.

And the "partner" he tangled with in those dreams was none other than the Immortal Venerable who taught him the Dao.

Qisha couldn't bring himself to talk about it, yet he sank deeper and deeper into those recurring sweet dreams.

Gradually, he began to wonder: why was the solemn, dignified Immortal Venerable by day starting to resemble the man in his dreams?

Was the Immortal Venerable Xuantian hinting at something, or was Qisha's increasingly filthy mind getting the wrong idea?

Faced with overwhelming adversity (temptation), Qisha, a stubborn little sprout, grew stronger day by day, finally managing to expose the true identity of the culprit...

How could it be...

The Immortal Venerable Xuantian smiled with a sigh. "What a foolish wolf. It took me so much effort to get you to catch me."

Qisha: ??

Where was the upright, respectable mentor he was promised?

That day, Qisha stormed down the mountain and returned to Gaoliang Mountain to pick a fight and get revenge.

The cultivators couldn't understand: Wasn't life in the Immortal Palace comfortable? Didn't the Immortal Venerable dote on you? Even if you asked for the stars, would he not give you the moon as well?

The demon beasts were even more baffled: A powerful great demon like you could just become king. How could a little place like Gaoliang Mountain possibly contain such a mighty figure?

Qisha: Don't ask. I'm annoyed, and I want to kill evil spirits.

Everyone was stunned: You have such a great patron, yet you insist on relying on yourself. What kind of indomitable spirit is this?

At that, Qisha blushed. "Thanks for asking. I get to hold them every day: my wife's legs. They're so fair."

The cultivation world was shocked. "W-wait, what wife? You wolf demon, how dare you... Who are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense!"

The Immortal Venerable Xuantian smiled as he set the record straight. "It's not nonsense. Good boy, had enough fun? If you have, come home for dinner."

Qisha lowered his eyes and drooped his head. "Okay."

Story summary:

Xuantian's version: A story about teaching a little wolf cub to grow stronger, while flirting with him along the way and sorting out his own lifelong affairs.

Qisha's version: A story about thinking he'd gotten a strength-and-revenge plot, only to keep getting lost and wandering into his mentor's bedroom.

A hypocritical, dignified-on-the-outside, lecherous-on-the-inside shou x a violent, simple-minded wolf-dog gong

Note: Qisha is in human form with wolf ears 90% of the time. He turns into a wolf when traveling.

Theme: Keep working to improve yourself, even in adversity