A future industry big shot who hates gay people gets demoted to working as a food delivery rider,
only to get ridden by a master of pointless rhetoric who carries on an intangible cultural heritage.
What a miserable guy.
Top: Every cause has an effect. Stop hiding from me.
Bottom: The sun rises in the east, rain falls in the west. Billions of brothers are all yours.
Weak top, strong bottom, happy ending.
Theme: Can you beat the Boss with maxed-out banter? You've got quite the package down there!