The Monster Queen’s Online Love Is the Demon Lord

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The Monster Queen's online sweetheart is the Demon Lord!

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A recommendation for my friend Ali's new novel: The Fake Heiress Becomes a Culinary Superstar in the Stars, by Mu Shuangli

Blurb:

Jiang Tian has a very sweet online sweetheart. They've been together for three years, but have never met in person.

“He must be a very cute human! I can't scare him!”

Whenever Jiang Tian passes the tall walls of a human settlement, she sneaks a peek inside, trying to guess which person is her beloved.

“Monster! Is that monster attacking the survivors' base again?”

As humans scream and alarms blare, Jiang Tian can only crawl away with her enormous body.

Then she messages her sweetheart: “People hated me today. I'm so sad, sob sob.”

Xie Chao has a very sweet online sweetheart. They've been together for three years, but have never met in person.

“She must be a very cute human! I can't scare her!”

Whenever Xie Chao passes a human village, he sneaks a look around, hoping to catch a glimpse of his darling.

“Quick! Go find the immortal cultivator! That demon is back!”

Under the fearful gazes of the humans, Xie Chao can only flee at top speed. He also has to reply to his darling: “You're so cute. How could anyone hate you? They're jealous! It must be jealousy!”

As their third year of online dating draws to a close, the two people deeply in love can no longer stand communicating only online. They simultaneously suggest, “How about... we pick a time to meet?”

Nervous, they ask the monsters and demons under their command for advice on how to make the best possible impression on their beloved. But before they can meet, two completely different worlds suddenly merge.

One is an apocalypse reduced to scorched earth, where only a few humans remain and monsters roam freely.

The other is a world of cultivation where humans and immortals coexist, and demons run rampant.

A fierce glint flashes in Jiang Tian (Xie Chao)'s eyes. “I'll subdue that strange world and create a peaceful place for my sweetheart to live. Then we can talk about a date!”

And so, on the battlefield, the Monster Queen leads countless monsters, her body towering like a mountain, and no one can stand in her way.

Cultivators: “Forget about them being a different species! Hurry and summon the Demon Lord! Let's work together! We have to cooperate!”

Seeing no way to end the battle quickly, Jiang Tian can only message Xie Chao: “Sob sob, we have guests at home. Let's meet in a couple of days.”

Xie Chao: “Sob sob, I have to do a big cleanup at home too. Love you, miss you, see you another day.”

After a long standoff, neither side can hold out any longer, and they prepare to negotiate. At the meeting, Xie Chao watches the Monster Queen being escorted toward them. The more he looks, the more familiar she seems. He quietly opens the photo Jiang Tian once sent him, along with her message:

“I've put on a lot of weight lately. Let me show you what I used to look like.”

It's not just similar. It's exactly the same.

Xie Chao: ...

Author's notes:

1. At its heart, this is a story about the Monster Queen who commands the creatures of the apocalypse and the Demon Lord who commands demons, both pretending to be sweethearts.

2. The author is a magic mirror. Insults will bounce right back.

3. A sweet 1v1 romance, a comeback work, written with carefree abandon. Both leads are virgins.

4. Both protagonists have humanoid forms, but my tastes really are unusual.

Coming soon:

The Four-and-a-Half-Year-Old Darling of the Infinite Game

Blurb: Everyone in the dungeon thinks Qiqi is an NPC because she's only four and a half.

When Qiqi comes huffing and puffing at a monster with a little hatchet, the System alerts all players: Player Qiqi, damage: -1.

Players: ???

Isn't your System going too far? You won't even spare a four-and-a-half-year-old child!

The monster falls to the ground with a thud. “Ah, I'm dead!”

Qiqi: “!! I'm amazing!”

Qiqi was raised by the monsters in the dungeons. The old woman who sells human skin is her grandma, the seamstress in bloody clothes is her big sister, the uncle next door brings her candy every day with a bloodstained hatchet in hand, and the ghost baby girl sneaks into her bed in the middle of the night.

Question: What's it like to return to the game?

Qiqi: “I'm home!”

Gu Nanbai, a hugely popular young star, is dragged into an escape game. He nervously struggles to stay alive, until he meets Qiqi.

Nobody wants to team up with Qiqi because she's so little she'll only hold them back. Gu Nanbai can't bear to watch a child die, so he grits his teeth and steps forward. “I'll team up with you! Don't be scared!”

Qiqi is sweet and obedient. When the dungeon ends, Gu Nanbai pats her head. “If you don't have anyone to take care of you, come find me. I'll be your dad.”

That very night, dozens of evil spirits take turns knocking on his door.

“Who the hell do you think you're going to be the father of?”

Theme: Never give in to fate, and there will always be hope.