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Coming soon: Will My CEO Husband Get So Mad He Wakes Up Again Today?, Snacking on All the Gossip at Variety Shows, The Dog Emperor Is Trying to Get Himself Killed Again. Please add them to your library.
This novel is also known as: After Regaining My Memories, I Realized I Was Pregnant with My Mortal Enemy's Child!
The Demon Lord Ban Ziyan lost her memory one day and thought she had transmigrated into a xianxia novel, becoming the final disciple of the head of the righteous immortal sect.
Her master, Fu Chaoran, was refined and gentle, and every disciple he taught was more outstanding than the last, until...
He met her.
Ban Ziyan was clever and nimble, but when it came to cultivation, she was utterly clueless.
No matter what he taught her, she couldn't learn a thing, leaving Fu Chaoran staring up at the sky day after day and questioning his life choices.
At the immortal sect tournament, Ban Ziyan was beaten black and blue. Covered in injuries, she tried to comfort her master.
"Master, don't worry. Next time, I'll beat them so badly they'll be running for the hills!"
Fu Chaoran applied medicine to her wounds and gave her a helpless glance. "How? With that silver tongue of yours?"
Ban Ziyan gave an awkward little laugh and said nothing.
Later, Fu Chaoran brought her a cultivation treasure.
It contained hundreds of techniques passed down by cultivators of old. They believed there had to be one that would work.
But they forgot that one sect in the cultivation world practiced in a particularly... well, unusual way.
When Ban Ziyan woke up in a daze, the cultivation that had been suppressed in her body had broken through, and her memories had returned along with it. The former Demon Lord realized...
Her mortal enemy was lying beside her!
Ban Ziyan staggered to her feet, picked up her torn skirt, and fled back to the demon realm under cover of night.
Then,
ten days passed, then three months,
and the Demon Lord realized her belly was growing, and the child's father had come looking for her, too.
[Reading Guide]
1. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
2. The heroine cultivates using demonic energy, not spiritual energy, so she seems weak in the righteous sect. In reality, she is just as strong as the male lead.
3. This is the story of the parents of the male lead from What It's Like to Have a Cold Immortal Master Who's Basically a Walking Weed Killer.
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[Coming Soon: Will My CEO Husband Get So Mad He Wakes Up Again Today?]
Zhao Kewei transmigrated into a book.
She became the CEO's wife, who shared her name and had married him to bring him good luck.
Her husband, Lu Yunuo, was rich and handsome, but one day he fell into a coma and never woke up.
On the day his original wife married him, his condition worsened.
His mother, who cried every day, had disliked her ever since.
His stern father always wore a disapproving expression around her,
and his younger sister couldn't be bothered to speak to her at all.
The original wife was left trembling with fear all on her own,
not knowing how to get along with her husband's family.
In the end, she failed to bring him good fortune and wound up bringing him to his death instead.
Zhao Kewei arrived on the very day of the wedding.
But this time, things were a little different.
Her husband, who was supposed to be unconscious,
was standing by the wall in the form of a spirit that had left his body.
Lu Yunuo scrutinized her with a haughty gaze and gave a dismissive snort. "You'll do, I suppose."
Zhao Kewei: "..."
Just then, her mother-in-law took off a jade bangle.
"This is the bangle passed down to the eldest daughter-in-law of the Lu family. It's yours now."
Before Zhao Kewei could say anything,
her husband crossed his arms and scoffed. "She definitely won't dare accept it. She'll just end up offending Mom."
As soon as Zhao Kewei heard that, she slipped the bangle onto her wrist. "Thank you, Mom. I'll treasure it."
When she was alone with her husband's spirit,
Zhao Kewei gazed at the glassy jade bangle on her wrist, looking utterly enraptured by its value. "I wonder how much this bangle would sell for?"
The CEO couldn't believe his ears. He opened his eyes and rasped, "Don't you dare!"
Then he fell back into a coma.
Zhao Kewei: "?"
The Lu family was overjoyed to hear the CEO's voice.
As he stayed awake for longer and longer periods, they treated Zhao Kewei better and better.
Limited-edition jewelry, a detached villa, even an island overseas: she got a share of everything.
Her mother-in-law doted on her like her own daughter and bragged to everyone, "My daughter-in-law is the Lu family's lucky star!"
Her father-in-law nodded, a rare smile on his stern face.
Even her sister-in-law affectionately linked arms with her,
calling her "Sister-in-law" this and "Sister-in-law" that, like they were one big happy family of four.
When Lu Yunuo woke up and walked into the living room, he couldn't get a word in.
He felt as if he were the one who didn't belong.
Under the CEO husband's red-rimmed, wounded, furious stare, Zhao Kewei thought to herself:
Oh, I made him so mad he woke up again today.
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[Coming Soon: Snacking on All the Gossip at Variety Shows]
Cha Chichi transmigrated into the body of a C-list actress hated by the entire internet, and was bound to a gossip System.
The more gossip she uncovered, the more her frail body and fading fortune would recover.
Cha Chichi joined the cast of a reality variety show.
While cleaning, she discovered that the top-tier star who claimed to be 170 centimeters tall was shorter than her after taking off his shoes!
She discreetly avoided the cameras and said to him, "You'd better not stand next to me."
The top-tier star thought she was worried about rumors linking them. He had been wearing a sour expression, but then Cha Chichi continued:
"I'm 167 centimeters tall... without my shoes."
Top-tier star: "..."
Then Cha Chichi accidentally caught the girl group's center, who had debuted with a pure and innocent image,
talking to her husband on a video call.
Not only was she married, her daughter was already walking,
and throwing a tantrum because she wanted some "red little salted fish."
The couple were at their wits' end. Their daughter's cries were about to draw the other guests' attention,
so Cha Chichi pulled a sticker from her pocket, a freebie that came with the biscuits she'd bought that morning. "Is this the little red fairy you want?"
The little girl lit up. "Yesh!"
She was teething.
When the cast list for the reality show came out,
netizens saw Cha Chichi's name and started mocking her.
"How much did Cha Chichi pay to get paired up with our guy and fake a couple image?"
"No way, my baby, stay away from that Cha Chichi woman. She brings bad luck!"
"Just wait until it airs! Then we'll see how awkward it is when Cha Chichi tries to cling to people way out of her league!"
But when the show aired, netizens saw...
The top-tier star take the box Cha Chichi was carrying. "I'll do it."
The girl group's center drape her coat over Cha Chichi. "It's cold at night. You need to dress warmly."
And the best actress, best actor, queen of pop, nation's little brother, and so on...
Every one of them wanted to dote on Cha Chichi like she was royalty.
Netizens: "I must be watching a fake variety show!"
Watching everyone compete for her attention, Cha Chichi burped.
She was stuffed with gossip, but there was still one earth-shattering secret... one she had been doing her best to ignore.
She never imagined the biggest secret of all would be...
That someone had come from ancient times!
Theme: Thinking positively can lead to a completely different life.
This is so simple!!!!! Where is my sweet love???? Help
Hahahahahahahahaha ruthlessly mocking
Hahahaha, senior brother, you tried to protect your cabbage but ended up getting twice the result with half the effort, hahahahaha, I look forward to seeing you discover the truth.
Hahaha, it's so funny. The more serious it is, the two of them will succeed, and you will be the hero.
So is this a two-way crush?
When I come back, my junior brother is gone and I belong to someone else's family, hahahahahaha
How about we stick to the plot? The emotional drama is a little too dramatic.
So I understand, before the female protagonist became the Demon Lord, she and the male protagonist were masters and apprentices, and they fell in love. The male protagonist remembered, but the female protagonist forgot, and then history repeated itself. That's why the male protagonist was emotionally moved.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah wait for the new one
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