The Story of How a Cold and Aloof Immortal Became as Toxic as Paraquat

Coming soon: Has My CEO Husband Woken Up Angry Again Today?, Snacking on All the Gossip at the Variety Show, The Dog Emperor Is Trying to Get Himself Killed Again Today. Add them to your reading list! Mudanhua transmigrated into a book. She became a flower spirit who had cultivated for 999 years but lost all her demon power. On the day she was to become a thousand-year-old great demon, a descendant of the Demon Venerable personally cut out her demon core. Her true form, leaves and all, was ground up to make pills, and she died a gruesome death. To save her own life, Mudanhua latched onto a cool and aloof immortal cultivator. This immortal cultivator was handsome, with refined features, and held an exalted position. More importantly, he loved growing flowers and plants. Every green thing in the plant world wanted to make a home in his cave abode. But for all her careful calculations, Mudanhua never imagined that this immortal cultivator had no idea how to care for plants! When the immortal cultivator was in the mood, he would share his spiritual energy with the plants. But either one plant got too much, or another got too little. Mudanhua reached out an Erkang hand to stop him. "Aaaah! That spirit herb is fire-aligned! You can't give it water-aligned spiritual energy! Aaaah!" Or else... "Immortal cultivator, if you don't pull the weeds around that rare flower that blooms only once every hundred years, they'll take all its spiritual energy and it'll wither!" Unable to watch any longer, Mudanhua took human form and went to teach the immortal cultivator how to care for all those flowers and plants. The disciples of Lanyue Peak discovered that their ice-cold Immortal Venerable had brought back a bewitching woman, and that the two of them were growing ever closer! The disciples were thrilled. "Is there going to be a wedding at Lanyue Peak?" Mudanhua had no idea whether a happy occasion was in the cards, but she felt that a funeral might be just around the corner. Only later did she learn that Fu Xuanshu had half-demon blood, and was also a descendant of the Demon Venerable. He was the very person who, in the book, would cut out her demon core on the day she became a thousand-year-old great demon! Mudanhua was completely dumbfounded. She fled Lanyue Peak in the middle of the night, only to be caught red-handed by Fu Xuanshu. Fu Xuanshu slowly closed in. His face was calm and expressionless, but his eyes stayed fixed on Mudanhua. He asked, "There's a flower I can't seem to raise properly, and she even tried to run away in the middle of the night... Miss, tell me, how should I care for this flower?" Mudanhua: "Just... let it grow wild?" Fu Xuanshu narrowed his eyes. Mudanhua changed her answer. "I mean... it would be nice to keep it by your side..." Mudanhua was taken back, in tears. A year passed, then ten years. She had been a thousand-year-old great demon for several years, and her demon core was still safely inside her, while Fu Xuanshu had spoiled her into growing ever lazier. After soaking up her fill of spiritual energy today, Mudanhua burped and leaned against Fu Xuanshu, thinking: Did I transmigrate into the wrong book? Also known as: This Peony Spirit Really Just Wants to Lie Around A cool and aloof immortal cultivator who unwittingly destroys flowers while doting on plants X a peony spirit who wants to laze around but just can't ☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆ [Coming Soon: Has My CEO Husband Woken Up Angry Again Today?] Zhao Kewei transmigrated into a book. She became the CEO's wife, who had the same name as her, and was married to him to bring him good fortune. Her CEO husband, Lu Yunuo, was rich and handsome, but one day he fell into a coma and remained unconscious in bed. On the day they married, her CEO husband's condition worsened. Her mother-in-law, who wept every day, took an instant dislike to her. Her stern father-in-law always glared at her, and her sister-in-law couldn't be bothered with her at all. The original Zhao Kewei was left alone, always on edge, with no idea how to get along with her CEO husband's family. In the end, she failed to bring him good fortune, and her husband died. Zhao Kewei arrived just in time for the wedding day. But this time, things were a little different. Her CEO husband was supposed to be unconscious, but Zhao Kewei saw his spirit standing arrogantly by the wall, having left his body. Lu Yunuo sized her up with a cool gaze and gave a disdainful snort. "You'll do, I suppose." Zhao Kewei: "..." Just then, her mother-in-law took a jade bangle off her wrist. "This is the jade bangle for the Lu family's eldest son's wife. It's yours now." Before Zhao Kewei could say anything, her CEO husband crossed his arms and snorted. "She definitely won't dare accept it. She'll just offend Mom." Hearing that, Zhao Kewei immediately slipped the jade bangle onto her wrist. "Thank you, Mom. I'll treasure it." When she was alone with her husband's spirit, Zhao Kewei gazed at the glass-quality jade bangle on her wrist, looking utterly enchanted by its value. "I wonder how much this bangle would sell for?" The CEO couldn't believe it. He opened his eyes and rasped, "Don't you dare!" Then he fell into a coma again. Zhao Kewei: "?" The Lu family rejoiced when they heard the CEO's voice. As Lu's waking periods grew longer, his family treated Zhao Kewei better and better. Limited-edition jewelry, a detached villa, even an island overseas: she got a share of everything. Her mother-in-law doted on her like a daughter of her own and praised her to everyone: "My daughter-in-law is the Lu family's lucky star!" Her father-in-law nodded, a rare smile appearing on his stern face. Even her sister-in-law affectionately linked arms with her, calling her "sister-in-law" this and "sister-in-law" that, as if they were a family of four. When Lu Yunuo woke up and walked into the living room, he couldn't get a word in. He felt as though he was the one who didn't belong. Under her CEO husband's furious, aggrieved, red-rimmed stare, Zhao Kewei thought: Oh, I've made him wake up angry again today. ☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆--☆ [Coming Soon: Snacking on All the Gossip at the Variety Show] Cha Chichi transmigrated into the body of an obscure actress hated by the entire internet and was bound to a gossip System. The more gossip she got, the more her frail body and waning fortune would recover. Cha Chichi joined the cast of a reality variety show. While cleaning, she discovered that the top-tier star, who claimed to be 170 centimeters tall, was shorter than her after taking off his shoes! She discreetly dodged the cameras and told him, "You'd better not stand next to me." Thinking Cha Chichi was worried about rumors, the top-tier star had already put on a sour face. Then he heard her say: "I'm 167 centimeters tall... without shoes." The top-tier star: "..." Later, she accidentally caught the girl-group center, who had debuted with a pure and innocent image, video-calling her husband. Not only was she married, her daughter was old enough to run around, crying and demanding some "little red salty fish." The couple were at their wits' end. Their daughter's cries were about to attract the other guests, when Cha Chichi pulled a sticker from her pocket, a freebie that came with the cookies she'd bought that morning. "Is this the little red fairy you want?" The little girl's eyes lit up. "Yesh!" She was losing her baby teeth. When the reality show's cast list was announced, netizens saw Cha Chichi's name and started sneering and making sarcastic comments. "How much did Cha Chichi pay to cling to our guy and fake a CP with him?" "No way, my baby, stay away from that woman Cha Chichi. She'll bring you bad luck!" "Just wait for it to air! Then we'll get to see how awkward it is when someone of Cha Chichi's rank desperately clings to someone else!" But when the show aired, netizens saw... The top-tier star take the box Cha Chichi was carrying. "I'll do it." The girl-group center drape her coat over Cha Chichi. "It's cold at night. You need to dress warmly." And an award-winning actress, an award-winning actor, a celebrated singer, the nation's little brother, and more... Every one of them seemed eager to dote on Cha Chichi. Netizens: "I must be watching a fake variety show!" Watching everyone compete for her attention, Cha Chichi let out a satisfied burp. She'd eaten so much gossip she was stuffed, but there was still one earth-shattering bit of gossip... one Cha Chichi kept trying to ignore. She never could have imagined that the biggest revelation was this: Someone had come from ancient times! ※ Completed historical transmigration novels: Princess Lening: A refined, black-hearted hostage prince X a spoiled, high-maintenance, sickly beauty I Became the Sickly Heir's White Moonlight: An indifferent heir, weary of life after years of illness X a gentle and pampered heiress Transmigrated as the Vicious Villainess: An obsessive, villainous, deposed crown prince X a villainess transformed into an adorable sweetheart Recommended story by a friend: The Young Plum of a Rich Playboy's Family by A Fat Pear, a delicate, gentle noblewoman X a playboy heir Theme: Hold on until the clouds part and the moon shines through