The strongest Heavenly Master, Wen Ming, transmigrated into the body of a top-tier star and woke up at the center of an internet-wide storm of hate.
The original owner had been forced to take the blame for his younger brother, and had even just announced his retirement from show business.
Dad: "Mingming, you'll look after your little brother, right?"
Fiance: "How can you compare to your brother now that you've left the industry?"
Agent: "Since you've lost your value, just help your brother shine in your final variety show!"
Wen Ming: Heh. You people clearly don't know how to spell the word "father"!
But I still have to fulfill the original owner's last wish. Let me see what the final show's theme is.
A ghost-themed courage test?
Well, well.
The show began, and comments flew across the screen: "He's terrified of ghosts. I'll bet he won't last three minutes!"
In the dark room, a female ghost bared her claws and laughed menacingly.
"Crack." Wen Ming loosened his wrist.
The ghost froze for a moment, then spun 360 degrees and dropped smoothly to her knees. She darted into the bottle in Wen Ming's hand and even obediently screwed on the lid.
Viewers: ???
Before long, Wen Ming became an unprecedented phenomenon in show business, and the most unspeakable taboo in the ghost world!
His phone was overflowing with offers.
A famous film director begged him to catch ghosts and save his life, then shoved the male lead role on him as payment.
A top screenwriter in the country begged him to perform divinations and ward off evil, then wrote a script tailored just for him.
Even the haughty masters of the Mystic Sect lowered their heads: "How can anyone be this damn amazing?!"
His fiance sobbed and begged to get back together, while his scumbag father regretted everything and pleaded for forgiveness.
His fans bitterly regretted blaming an innocent man and waved their cash, desperate to spend it on him.
Wen Ming: "...Make way. You're blocking me from catching ghosts."
One day, a group of ghosts gathered to deliberate at length, then blocked Wen Ming with murderous intent. "The Ghost King will stand up for us and destroy you!"
Wen Ming silently watched as the stern-faced Ghost King descended in front of him.
Under the ghosts' expectant gazes, Wen Ming said, "Is this the backup you called in? But he only confessed to me yesterday."
The ghosts: ???
Bonus Scene:
Rumor has it that Wen Ming has no respect for chastity, and is getting close to several men!
The Ghost King's gaze sharpened. "Who are they?!"
The ghosts: "The day before yesterday, he went to an amusement park with a black-haired young man!"
The Ghost King: "...That was me."
The ghosts glanced at their boss. "Yesterday, he went into a hotel with a silver-haired male model!"
The Ghost King: "...That was me too."
The ghosts looked at their boss again. "He even cuddled up with a little male cat, looking so intimate. Absolutely disgusting!"
At last, the Ghost King grew a little bashful, his face turning red. "...To be honest, that was me too."
The ghosts' expressions as they looked at their boss finally changed.
Sorry to have bothered you. Thanks!
Coming soon: Heavenly Master Makes His Ancestors Proud in the Infinite Worlds. Please add it to your collection!
Since spirits aren't allowed to cultivate into monsters after the founding of the nation, an apprentice Heavenly Master inherits his family's secret arts but has nowhere to use them and lives in poverty.
One day, a cold System voice suddenly rang in his mind: "Ding-dong! Congratulations, you have entered an infinite-flow game. You will enter countless baffling worlds and encounter endless terrifying demons and monsters..."
The Heavenly Master stroked his empty wallet, his eyes suddenly lighting up as he murmured, "Demons and monsters, and endless ones at that?"
The System said smugly, "Don't worry, fear is an emotion that all humans experience..."
The Heavenly Master cut it off and laughed up at the sky. "A government job has dropped into my lap, and it's right up my alley. Endless work achievements await! Wahahaha!"
The System: ???
Only later did it realize what a terrifyingly powerful being it had provoked.
Coming soon: I Can't Keep Up My Slacker Persona. Please add it to your collection!
Yu Taixian is a twenty-year-old merperson. According to merfolk tradition, if he ascends to godhood before turning twenty-five, he will remain young forever. Otherwise, he will age rapidly.
Yu Taixian admired himself in the mirror. If his astonishing beauty withered away, it would be a crime against nature!
All the other merfolk were scrambling to apply for popular paths like the Koi God. There was only one slot for godhood, and the competition was brutal.
Only Yu Taixian lay on a reef, pondered for a moment, and chose an absurd path with no competitors.
He flicked his tail, clenched his fists, and declared, stunning everyone:
"I'm going to be the King of Slacker Fish!"
If he became the King of Slacker Fish in the human world and earned people's recognition, he could ascend to become the Slacker Fish God and rule over every slacker fish in the world!
To achieve his slacker-fish ambitions, Yu Taixian disguised himself as a human and joined the entertainment industry.
At an audition show, all the contestants wore beautiful makeup and flirted with the camera.
Yu Taixian stared blankly, sporting the ugliest bedhead imaginable. He deliberately concealed ninety-nine percent of his beauty and lay flat in a corner.
Yu Taixian: "There's no way anyone could be uglier than me, right? Plan successful.jpg"
Viewers: "Aaaah, what kind of heavenly beauty is that last guy?! Vote for him, vote for him, vote for him!!"
Yu Taixian: "???"
Onstage, all the contestants did their best to show off their heavenly voices, belting high notes all the way to the Himalayas.
Yu Taixian stiffened his neck and casually hollered a few times. He was sure he'd gone off-key and shouted until the whole venue fell silent.
Yu Taixian: "Sorry, I've really brought shame on the merfolk. Plan successful.jpg"
Viewers: "WTF, can a voice that's been kissed by a god really exist?! Vote for him, vote for him, vote for him!!"
Yu Taixian: "???"
At an audition for a film, everyone was competing for the role of a beauty emerging from a bath, coming up with 108 different ways to get out of the water.
Yu Taixian was so comfortable in the water that he fell asleep against a rock.
Yu Taixian: "Heh. Just call me the Slacker Fish incarnate. Plan successful.jpg"
Director: "I can't believe I've found an actor who can make a sea bath look this breathtaking! You're the one. I don't care who objects!"
Yu Taixian: "???"
Later, Yu Taixian became a top-tier superstar. During an interview with the merfolk, he gazed into the distance and said wistfully, "Actually, I've always wanted to be a slacker fish. Do you believe me?"
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The first Koi God in merfolk legend was a humorless merperson who remained calm even when Mount Tai collapsed before him.
Yet after observing the human world for a long time, even his expression finally cracked.
"I reserved a spot for him, so how could he... how could he..."
How could he not know that what he had received was the Koi God's love!
Theme: After your identity changes and you find yourself in adversity, keep a positive attitude and fight back against the odds. The clouds will part, and the sun will shine again.
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Duan Lin: What are you barking at? :)
I always feel that there is a conspiracy with that person named Xie.
Five hundred years! Good guy, another guy came to send it off
Big Brother: "Why is it you again?!" (Suspicion of ghosts)
Hahahahaha, we bumped into each other again
Idiot Guo Yi, the people around him are all scum, he is obviously Shuangwen, why do I always feel uncomfortable looking at him?
! I should keep what I'm watching, it's really uncomfortable to be stuck here.
I have read many metaphysics articles, and this one by the author seems to be the least satisfying. He is obviously a very powerful person, but he has never shown the ability to kill everyone, and he has been bullied and panicked.
Please accept my new article "The Heavenly Master Glorifies His Ancestors in the Infinite World"~~ Since becoming a spirit was not allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the apprentice Celestial Master inherited his family's secret knowledge, but had nowhere to put it to use and lived in a miserable life. One day, a cold system voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "Ding dong, congratulations on entering the unlimited streaming game. You will enter countless incredible worlds and encounter endless terrifying monsters and monsters..." The Heavenly Master stroked his shriveled wallet, a light suddenly appeared in his eyes, and murmured: "Are there endless demons and ghosts?" The system said proudly: "Don't worry, fear is an emotion that all humans have..." The Heavenly Master interrupted it and looked up to the sky with a smile: "Heaven sent us to prepare the work, with professional counterparts. Countless achievements are coming, hahahaha!" System: "???" Later, it realized what kind of supernatural and terrifying existence it had provoked. Please accept my new article "The Cultivation Loser Comes Back from the Infinite Game"~~ Li Xiaofei, the leader of the three losers in the world of cultivation, after clearing the infinite game, returned to the world of cultivation with all the equipment and bonuses. The enemy pursues him and launches a superb killing sword formation. Li Xiaofei's body functions were strengthened ten thousand times, and he lost 0 blood points amidst the proud laughter of his enemy; In the sword-driving competition, fellow geniuses took the lead on the sword. Li Xiaofei took out a nuclear-powered flying prop and made a flying success while everyone was stunned; Monsters are besieging them, and the cultivator is helpless. Li Xiaofei used his hypnosis ability, and the terrifying monster instantly turned into a docile big cat, giving him the virtue of a cat. Everyone in the world of cultivation: "??!" Everyone was in disbelief: "You don't understand cultivation at all." Li Xiaofei smiled slightly: "It's because you don't understand infinity at all."
I've been saving it for so long, and I've been lonely, but I've only updated one chapter. It's been three months.