Mistaken for a Replacement, I Just Want to Make Money

Blurb 1:

Today, I got married.

But at the wedding, in front of everyone, my groom left me to see his ex-wife.

The wedding I'd prepared so carefully turned into a farce, ending before it could begin.

Blurb 2:

I thought you were my sugar daddy, but you actually want to seduce me!

Also known as The Wildcard of the Replacements

Theme: Love yourself