I Outworked the Entire Cultivation World

Coming soon: After Picking Up the Male Lead’s Golden Finger Mu Tang was a champion of cutthroat competition in her previous life, and a winner in every way. After she died, the System reincarnated her in the cultivation world. System: “Your mission is to break up the destined couple, win over the male lead, and prevent the leads from falling into a tragic romance that ends with them destroying the world for love!” Mu Tang stayed up all night finishing the original novel. Then she looked at the underage male lead and fell silent. She asked, baffled, “They’re so young. Don’t they have to go to school?” She thought everyone in this cultivation world had far too much free time. Maybe the cultivation world needed to get competitive, too. She gave the innocent, carefree heroine, who had just joined the sect, a copy of Five Hundred Years of Cultivation, Three Hundred Years of Practice Exams. She said earnestly, “At your age, you should be studying hard. No dating while you’re young. Once you’ve survived these three hundred years and graduated, you can finally take it easy.” She preached the virtues of a 996 work schedule to the male lead, who was working hard to make a name for himself, and thundered, “How can someone your age possibly sleep in?” Before long, everyone in the sect noticed that their unremarkable junior sister had started rising with the rooster and staying up until the moon went to bed. She stared in surprise at the senior brother who only got up at dawn. “You’re only starting your sword practice now? I’ve already swung my sword ten thousand times!” She told the senior sister with a one-track mind for romance, “You still have time to date? Do you know how competitive the cultivation world is right now?” Her fellow disciples: “!!” The whole sect was forced to compete harder along with her. Later, at the cultivation world tournament, everyone discovered that an unremarkable little sect could punch the greatest sect in the face and kick the top expert to the curb. They rose with the rooster and competed like mad. The cultivation world: “!!!” How could they stand for this?! The entire cultivation world was forced to join the rat race. As a champion of cutthroat competition, Mu Tang always pushed herself harder than everyone else. When others were enjoying a leisurely life, she worked 996. When they started working 996, she moved on to 007. Later, as she looked at the entire cultivation world working 007, she sighed with the loneliness of a snowy peak: “I’m tired. A simple, peaceful life is best.” Then she became a couch potato. Now the entire cultivation world was up in arms! You’ve become a couch potato. What are we, twisted into knots from all this competition, supposed to do? … The Devil King, who had spent his previous life as a world-weary couch potato, was reborn one day and discovered he’d returned to a time before everything had begun. With a weary face and a world-weary heart, he wanted to see whether the cultivation world was still as revolting as he remembered. He had barely stepped out of his room when a flyer slapped him in the face. Full Spiritual Power Childcare from Birth to Age One. Don’t Let Your Child Lose at the Starting Line! Devil King: ??? Behind him was the cultivation world, twisted into knots from all the competition. Coming soon: After Picking Up the Male Lead’s Golden Finger Bai Yu transmigrated into a male-oriented cultivation novel and was bound to the male lead’s jade pendant, which held the soul of an old master. At the time, the male lead hadn’t even been born yet. But the pendant held more than one old master. In fact, the four old masters were all lying flat, doing nothing but opening their mouths and waiting to be fed every day. After transmigrating, Bai Yu spent eleven years going back and forth with this group of couch potatoes. Neither side managed to starve the other to death, and she grew up just fine. On her sixteenth birthday, a person who claimed to be a friend of her parents offered to take her as a disciple. Bai Yu decided to go meet him. She set out with a pile of worthless family heirlooms. Then The Sword Saint looked at her broken sword and wept. “I never thought I’d live to see the Sword Emperor’s personal sword again!” Bai Yu: Wasn’t this the old man number one gave her to play with as a kid? The grandmaster weaponsmith trembled at the sight of her wooden hairpin. “This is the finest work our founding patriarch ever made!” Bai Yu: Didn’t they say you could buy four for one spirit stone at the village entrance? I’ve got three spares. The alchemist nearly choked when he saw the pills she’d been chewing. “Those are top-grade spirit pills!” Bai Yu: Weren’t they candy beans? In the end, the immortal lord who wanted to take her as a disciple said coldly, “You may become my nominal disciple, but you’d better understand your place.” A head popped out of Bai Yu’s jade pendant. It was the immortal lord’s grandmaster, who had been dead for hundreds of years. The grandmaster roared, “Get lost!” … The four strongest people in the cultivation world had refused to yield to each other for centuries. After dying, they were trapped together in a jade pendant and finally saw through the mortal world. They were dead already, so what was the point of arguing? They should lie flat. To lie flat in comfort, they bound a little girl to themselves as a long-term meal ticket. When the meal ticket grew up, she did exactly what they wanted and stepped up to support them. Everyone: …Well, then. They couldn’t lie flat anymore! Later, a certain scoundrel finally managed to win a chance to enter the house and meet the family. As soon as he stepped inside, four people who were all connected to him in one way or another stared at him with murderous expressions. Theme: Work hard to create a happy life