[This story is on hold for now. The plot has already become confusing, so I plan to write again once I have a complete outline. I can't abandon it: my friend is standing right beside me with a knife, and I'm too scared to. I think the idea for my next book has potential. With help from two other friends, I've already worked out the details, and I've opened preorders. Please add it to your collection, and I'll see you in the next book!]
Note: This really isn't the shameless author deliberately abandoning the story. Things were already getting out of hand early on. I'll have more experience when I write the next one. (I'm not dropping this book. If I don't write it, my friends will kill me.) The detailed blurb is in the last author's note, and it's still provisional.
Upcoming title: Yokohama of Victorian (provisional)
To help the worlds of Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen merge and develop in the future, the [Ordinary] world consciousness has no choice but to put on a secret identity and work itself to the bone for the sake of a "merged world."
But this shady world has a long list of conditions for its paycheck: the secret identities can't act out of character, the existence of the world consciousness's avatar must not be exposed, and the purpose of the worlds' merger must remain secret...
To get the job done, it has to use a Russian rice ball to punch a boxing champion for funding, have the orange-haired leader draw up complicated work plans, and get the bandaged executive to beat the rebellious old orange...
After diligently working for months, [Ordinary] finally realized that it had been exposed from the very beginning. In tiny letters on the last page of its acting manual, it read: "This character has a contrasting personality setting. Please break the character down and play them correctly!"
Thinking back on everything it had done during this time,
[Ordinary] had one thing to say: it really wanted to hang that shady world from a lamppost.
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While the characters he played descended into the world, everyone's worldview was forcibly turned upside down again and again:
The sickly strategist's rice ball used (physical) force to make his point, declaring that anyone weaker than him didn't deserve to have an ability.
The pure-hearted Arahabaki vessel tilted his hat, and a plan to turn the world upside down was completed in an instant.
The low-combat-power, black-mud pixie undid his bandages, and the sealed evil of this world swallowed all his enemies.
The naturally adorable Miyazawa Kenji...
Yokohama's residents: It's obvious our styles don't match at all!!!
How could this possibly be me?!
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Ordinary gritted his teeth and planned to keep acting, but things only grew more complicated.
Everyone gazed at his secret identities with tender, sympathetic expressions, scaring [Ordinary] so much that he couldn't eat a bite for three days.
Everyone: No matter what you've been through, you're still another version of me!
[Ordinary]: ???
Everyone: I'll help you! Let's fight to protect the world!
[Ordinary]: !!! Great!
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IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION:
Not a single innocent world consciousness was actually hung from a lamppost in this story!
The world consciousness's actions have nothing to do with the author!!
1. No CP
2. No secret identities exposed
3. Crossover with Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen
4. Other
Theme: We will all be treated with kindness (?)
Wuwuwuwuwu, the school is closed! The express delivery couldn't come in, and then there was an ambulance downstairs from my dormitory, and all the masks and instant noodles in the supermarket were robbed. Although the current situation is good, I am still a little scared
Don't both Zaifan and Zahei love to persecute him?
As expected of you, Mr. Ranpo! The preview looks good.
Hahahaha, Dazai: I instantly became deaf
. . . I envy those who have roommates. I had 3 roommates at the beginning. One of them transferred to another school. One was quarantined due to the epidemic. The remaining one was outside the school before our campus was closed. So now this is my second day alone in an empty dormitory. I am afraid of 0-0.
Osamu Dazai: Why was it that I was the only one who was cut off when every one of those people had something to do with the script?!
Help, I'm laughing so hard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well done, Master Ranpo,
I told you to put in the monitor hahahahahahahaha you deserve it
Damn you, Ranbu, what's wrong with you, Ranbu?