Actor Jiang Shi suddenly received a text message from the parents of a scientist, saying that he had a younger sister who needed to be taken care of.
Jiang Shi:...?
When did I have a sister?
Wait... The quantifier is bar! ?
Later, he received a special package from his parents.
Jiang Shi opened the package:? ? ? ! ! !
Jiang Shi slammed it shut: I must have opened it the wrong way!
Panpan, who has been living in a research institute, had a dream. He dreamed that his brother Jiang Shi would serve as the control group for the male and female protagonists in a variety show. He was bullied by the Internet and became depressed, with a miserable ending.
In order to save her brother, Panpan came to Jiang Shi.
He also said: "I want my brother to be the most beautiful kid in variety shows!"
Jiang Shi, who was applying Sea Blue Mystery facial cream on her fat tail:?
So in the variety show——
When the male and female protagonists make money by performing arts and are praised;
A big turtle walked up to Jiang Shi, stretched its neck and spat out gold coins.
When the hero and heroine catch a few fish and steal the show;
At Jiang Shi's side, a group of fish broke out of the water, turning their bellies and begging for food.
…
Everyone: Coincidence! It must be a coincidence! !
Until dark clouds cover the sun, a typhoon arrives, and a tsunami is about to take shape in the distance.
The trembling crowd saw Jiang Shi throwing Panpan into the sea.
After a while, the dark clouds, typhoon and tsunami all disappeared, and Panpan came back.
The plump fish tail is incredibly beautiful in the sun.
Worldwide:! ! !
Small theater:
After the identity of Mermaid Panpan was exposed, she immediately became a national treasure.
Fans begged for live broadcast, Kangkang Zaizai's daily life.
Then countless people saw a confrontation between killer whales and humpback whales on the sea.
Panpan hugged the bottle tightly and stood in the middle to break up the fight excitedly: "Let's fight. Let's fight."
Fans:? ? ? Zaizai is so hardcore!
Fans: Wait, where is Big Brother?
The camera shifted and countless people saw Jiang Shi with a pale face surrounded by a group of great white sharks.
Great White Sharks: Boss asked us to protect him.
Column pre-collection, Kuang Kuang, please collect it~
"The heroine became famous thanks to her metaphysics live broadcast"
Once he opened his eyes, Song Zhishi transformed into the real daughter who no one likes in the novel "True and Fake Daughters".
Thinking of the series of vicious plots that followed, Song Zhishi decisively left the Song family overnight.
Passing through the cemetery, I met an earthbound spirit asking for help.
The empty wallet gave Song Zhishi an idea and he immediately started live streaming online.
Live broadcast room title: [Chatting with the dead online~]
Earthbound Spirit:?
Netizens who entered the live broadcast room:? ?
"It's so funny. This translucent person looks like a special effect. It's so fake."
"Liar, report it."
After a while, as the Earthbound Spirit introduced himself, the audience in the live broadcast room began to tremble.
"Wait, this name looks familiar."
"The face looks familiar..."
"Ah, isn't this the richest man who died in the news a few days ago?!"
Everyone:! ! !
There is no doubt that Song Zhishi became famous overnight.
To make money, she developed several businesses.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Finally I can give my best friend a dream and ask her to delete the hidden files in my computer."
"Help! I killed a ghost's favor charm instantly. In my dream, there was a male ghost who insisted on marrying me. I'm a boy!"
"I spent all my savings to buy an antidote to Meng Po Decoction, but the one I got was the beast. Do you still want to drink it? Waiting online, urgent!"
Later, Song Zhishi's fans spread all over the world of Yin and Yang.
Countless people followed her live broadcast room to catch ghosts in various places and solve old cases. From time to time, they would also see the black and white impermanent king of hell and other underworld bosses.
——Q is the most hardcore live broadcast room in the world!
Small theater:
The Song family came to invite Song Zhishi to go home.
She readily agreed and generously asked Li Gui to protect them personally.
Song family:? ? ? The smile gradually disappears. Jpg
Song Zhishi: "Eh? Are you unhappy?"
In an instant, the Song family members, all covered with burly men: Help, ah ah ah
"The Little Fairy Princess She Can Magic"
Guan Feng is a criminal police officer and can draw, so he drew a fairy tale princess on a whim.
Then he was busy catching criminals and didn't return home for several days.
After entering the house, he saw that the broom automatically swept the floor, the rag automatically wiped the table, and the pots and pans in the kitchen that he had not washed were being washed by themselves.
Guan Feng:?
He must be hallucinating from exhaustion.
"Dad." The little fairy tale princess in the painting hanging on the wall squeezed out half of her body, "I'm stuck, please pull me out."
Guan Feng:? ?
His expression cracked.
At the beginning, the little princess said: I want to drink morning dew, eat flowers, and sleep on a bed as soft as clouds. All three are indispensable.
After a meal of KFC, the little princess lay on Guan Feng's hard iron bed: Dad, can you eat chicken every day?
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Guan Feng took the little princess to the countryside to pay homage to his deceased parents.
Little Princess: "Dad, do you miss your grandparents?"
Guan Feng: "... Yeah."
That night.
Guan Feng, who was sleeping soundly, heard his parents' voices in a trance.
He opened his eyes and saw the little princess standing by the bed holding two skeletons on the left and right.
"Dad, grandparents are here to see you~"
Guan Feng:! ! ! !
Intention: truth, goodness and beauty