After transmigrating, Qiu Xingchi became the younger brother who was the “moonlight” Nan Hua Immortal Emperor had gone to great lengths to find.
As required by the System, he had to play the [Vicious Green Tea], making life difficult for the protagonist shou [Nan Hua Immortal Emperor's fake younger brother and real wife] so the shou could grow through adversity, while also making the scum gong Nan Hua Immortal Emperor suffer through the classic wife-chasing-to-the-crematorium routine.
Before transmigrating, Qiu Xingchi had been a Best Actor who won the Golden Horse Award. He was brimming with confidence and thumped his chest as he promised the System he would complete the task to a high standard and on schedule!
But the main plot fell apart spectacularly. The System was so furious it threatened to make him take the place of the shou in an erotica novel.
“Go to hell! I quit!”
Qiu Xingchi gave up and faked his death ahead of schedule. He never expected the protagonist shou to charge up Kunhua Mountain with a sword, determined to kill Nan Hua Immortal Emperor.
“Wait a minute! I don't think I'm completely gone yet. Just give me a spin in the microwave and I'll be good as new.”
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He had once been Nan Hua Immortal Emperor's younger brother, gifted and admired by everyone.
Until one day, a handsome young man who looked seven-tenths like him knocked him down and said provocatively, “Impostor, I'm Nan Hua Immortal Emperor's real younger brother. If you know what's good for you, get off this mountain and stop getting in my way.”
Before he could reply, the handsome young man suddenly sat down on the ground and, glancing at the person behind him, burst into tears. “Brother Nan Hua, who is he? He came out of nowhere and bumped into me. Xingchi's fall really hurts~”
Nan Hua Immortal Emperor gently helped the young man up and wiped away his tears. He even changed his own brother's name for the young man's sake.
He was used to people who were one thing on the outside and another on the inside, but he worried the young man might harm the Immortal Emperor. Every time the Immortal Emperor turned his back, the young man would disdainfully flick his sleeve and give him the finger.
So he devoted himself to cultivation, mastered an ancient mind-reading technique, and used it on the young man.
And then he heard...
“Fuck that perverted gong! Of all the names to give the shou, he picked Yixing. Just hearing that name makes my ass clench. Remember this, you bastard: I'm your real younger brother!”
He: ?
Later, at his ascension banquet, an immortal offered him a toast. The young man suddenly snatched the cup and downed it, then mocked him and shot him a smug look. He heard the young man raging inwardly again.
“How much aphrodisiac did this piece of shit put in the shou's drink? Why am I burning up all over after one sip? I'm so miserable! But at least I drank it. If the shou, who just finished his tribulation, had drunk it, that perverted gong would have fucked him till dawn! Trash author, trash novel, trash System, you're driving me crazy!!!”
[Character Traits at a Glance]
Shou: Black moonlight, real young master, acting skills through the roof, never short on colorful curses
Gong: Substitute shou, fake young master, unrivaled martial prowess, hopeless romantic
Immortal Emperor: Pseudo-incest, scum gong, both a love rival and an accomplice
Three virgins (not really)
Theme: Respect yourself, love yourself, and work hard