In his previous life, He Zhihuan rose to the highest rank in the imperial court thanks to his handsome face and silver tongue. The emperor even betrothed the most noble princess to him. On their wedding night, he tripped and fell into the princess's arms. He hadn't even managed to lift her veil, but he did get a feel of the princess's “handle”?!
Scared to death, He Zhihuan transmigrated to the modern era. To make ends meet, he juggled several jobs:
Incense specialist for He Ziyan, a famous sharp-tongued host.
Private detective for Lin Hualiao, a pop music megastar.
Housekeeper for the mansion of Luo, a flirtatious movie star who never runs out of dirty jokes.
Though these three men were handsome, each had his own quirks, and they were all incredibly difficult employers. He Zhihuan barely kept his jobs by using his “flattery.”
But the good times didn't last. A shameless reporter snapped private photos of him with his bosses and posted them online!
#Sharp-tongued He Ziyan suspected of being gay, seen caressing a man's face late at night#
He Ziyan: Your paparazzi skills are so trash they're lower than the Earth's core. I kissed him afterward too. Didn't you get a photo of that? @YourHumbleServantWouldn'tDare
#Pop king suspected of secretly married for years, keeping a pretty man hidden away#
Lin Linlin: I'm not too fond of the word “pretty.” Zhizhi's more the scholarly type. Look at his eyebrows... [800 words omitted] @YourHumbleServantWouldn'tDare
#Movie star pays a fortune to keep a pretty boy, to ease his loneliness#
Luo Si: I'd spend a fortune to make you smile, my dear, but you still won't take the bait. Not that kind of bait. I've got raincoats too, just waiting for you to come put one on me (winks) @YourHumbleServantWouldn'tDare
The bosses responded at once and tagged him on Weibo at the same time. Weibo and his phone exploded in an instant.
-Forget the love triangle drama, I want to see the kissing photos (doge)
-Bad news: our fave's career is over. Good news: our fave got cheated on and will be single again soon (lol)
-The other two, please give Luo Si a chance, okay? Luo Si is 33, old and filthy. Nobody but his darling can put up with him. So please, please, let the older one have his way QAQ
He Zhihuan drafted resignation letters overnight and sent them by express delivery to the three bosses' homes. He was ready to pack up and run, but instead received an anonymous letter:
[This Palace does not approve Consort He's resignation application]
?!!!
So, which one of them is the princess?
Is it host He, who likes to tease him by calling him “Lord He”?
Or singer Lin, who's stuffed a whole room with women's clothes?
Or movie star Luo, who slips effortlessly into period dramas?
Consort He was furious, regretting that he hadn't lifted the veil in his previous life!
Bottom: A walking generator of compliments
Top: The entertainment industry's most qualified mute-maker, and a “princess” born with a handle
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