After King Yama sent him back to the mortal world, Lu Jiang wandered into a horror game based on actual lives. One look at the boss list, and he recognized them: the ancient evil beasts he'd once hung on his wall as specimens, all those old babies.
His character stats, meanwhile: a pretty, useless deadweight hated by his teammates.
Lu Jiang wanted to hide from a certain evil dragon anyway. (He'd flirted and then refused to take responsibility, faked his death, and botched the escape.) Lu Jiang thought: Settling down here for a while sounds pretty nice.
But when the bosses found out, they burst into tears: "Get away from us!! You hid all the way over here and still won't leave us alone? We're the ones who need a quiet retirement!"
At the same time, a certain evil dragon that had slept for over a hundred years opened its eyes.
A pretty-faced but scheming bottom x an alpha who's been alive so long he's picked up a few quirks
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Reader's Note:
1. The author has made a meal of the logic~
Theme: You should write the ending of your own life
