
I Became a Galactic Sensation with Pet Balls
我靠宠物球爆红全星际
by Yu Bu Yue (隅不月)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 179k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
This story is expected to go premium from Chapter 24 on September 12. The complete story costs less than a cup of lemonade. If you've already read it, you don't need to buy it again. Thank you all for your support! [Bows]
My new story, "After Moving in with the Movie Emperor, the Sickly Beauty Couldn't Escape," is now available. Watch the aloof movie emperor win over the sweet sickly beauty, step by step. ID: 6563999
I also have an unlimited-flow story coming soon, "I Really Didn't Teach This One." The blurb is at the end.
Pet photographer Lin Yu slips on a staircase and ends up in a futuristic interstellar novel. From the start, he's stranded on a wasteland planet, with a bare home and two little burdens in tow.
But he discovers that, because future people's mental powers are defective, everyone is in the late stages of mania. Only the fluffy, round creatures from ancient Earth can treat this illness.
How hard can that be? Lin Yu casually tosses out a cat-shaped pet ball.
Fluffy fur, big eyes, soft pink paw pads: no one can resist.
The empire's general, tormented by mental-power illness, hugs a kitten and is cured on the spot. "This is humanity's salvation!"
An imperial princess who has spent years searching for a cure watches a homing pigeon take flight and sees her wish come true. "It's a miracle."
A famous interstellar singer, who had run out of inspiration, makes a comeback. His voice stirs the soul as he strokes a giant blue whale. "It gave me endless inspiration."
The future people who witness this are practically drooling with envy. "What kind of magical creature is this!!! I want one too!" Even if each pet ball costs a fortune, they'll buy, buy, buy!
Lin Yu puts on his standard smile. This is only the beginning.
Later, the future people watch Lin Yu create one miracle after another.
A nautilus soaring through the sky, a long-necked dragon soaring into the clouds, and migratory birds returning each spring, generation after generation.
Even the monotonous, barren wasteland is transformed by him.
Forests blanket the wasteland, lakes sparkle like scattered pearls, and the wetlands are breathtaking...
The world takes on a whole new look, magical and beautiful. The future people are stunned and amazed, and revere Lin Yu as the God of Creation!
But one SSS-level mental-power war god stands apart from the rest. While others cuddle the pets, he clings to Lin Yu. "God of Creation, you're mine."
Character notes: A seemingly innocent but actually cunning little fox of a bottom x an SSS-level, doting-on-his-wife top
Reading guide: It's all made up. None of it is real!
The author has abandoned logic to make this story more entertaining!
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Modern romance blurb:
Because of a music competition show, Lin Zhile tells his friends he's going to an unfamiliar city.
Since he's often ill and has a weak constitution, his parents worry about him and arrange for him to stay with a relative he's never met.
When he arrives, he discovers that the relative is Gu Jingxiu.
Even if you don't follow the entertainment industry, you'd know Gu Jingxiu is a young movie emperor with international fame. He's aloof, self-possessed, and keeps people at a distance. He even once trended online for making a top-tier star cry.
Lin Zhile's friends are extremely worried about his frail health and suggest he move out that very night.
But because he promised his parents, Lin Zhile moves in anyway. Sure enough, before he even meets the movie emperor, he's made to sign a privacy agreement.
Dozens of clauses, and every single one seems to say: Stay away from me.
But later...
One day, a cold snap hits, and a worried friend calls him on video.
They see Lin Zhile with rosy cheeks, curled up on a soft sofa playing a game. Gu Jingxiu appears with a cup of ginger and brown sugar tea, bends down, and says in an exasperated yet indulgent voice, "I added more sugar this time. Shouldn't you at least take a sip?"
His friend: Aloof and self-possessed...?
Noticing the concern of the stranger on the other end of the call, Gu Jingxiu smiles, his possessiveness plain in his eyes. "Thanks for caring, but I'm all he needs."
*
When he first moves in, Lin Zhile is careful about the agreement and doesn't dare tell anyone that he's living with the movie emperor.
But later, Gu Jingxiu keeps liking strange things online, and a few times they almost get caught on camera.
The media's speculation runs wild, and everyone says Gu Jingxiu is keeping a precious lover at home.
Lin Zhile has no choice but to be even more cautious. One day, when they run into each other backstage, he pretends not to know him.
Instead, Gu Jingxiu, his face dark, corners him in the lounge. "Lele, why are you ignoring me?"
Lin Zhile blushes and avoids his gaze. "I'm afraid people will mistake me for your partner. That wouldn't be good."
Gu Jingxiu grips his chin and meets his eyes, his gaze overflowing with love. "What if I told you it wasn't a misunderstanding?"
Sickly beauty composer bottom x scheming movie emperor top
Unlimited-flow blurb:
Yuan Hebai is the first boss in the unlimited game "Simulated Hell."
His beauty draws countless players to him, but his strength once brought the game's completion rate down to zero.
The game's master god has no choice but to intervene, make him retire in the prime of his life, and appoint him as a mentor responsible for training new horror-game bosses.
Yuan Hebai does his job conscientiously. After training batch after batch of excellent bosses, he gets bored and sneaks away.
The master god flies into a rage and drags him back as a player, punishing him with deletion if he fails to clear the game.
Yuan Hebai scoffs. I could clear this game with my eyes closed!
But...
*
A pretty newcomer joins the game and, not knowing his limits, chooses the mutated sea monster as his very first instance.
Everyone knows the sea monster king is cruel and cold-blooded. No matter how pretty you are, if you're weak, he'll eat you.
Sure enough, the newcomer is the first one targeted, and the veteran players are about to step in.
But they see the sea monster king kneeling at the newcomer's feet in a posture of submission, while the tentacles behind him greedily wind around the man's body, leaving red marks.
His voice trembles. "He, where have you been? I've missed you so much..."
Veteran players: ...
Yuan Hebai: ...I don't think I taught him that...?
*
But this big-eyed little sea monster isn't the only one who's gone rogue.
In the vampire instance, the handsome school heartthrob boss sleeps with the clothes Yuan Hebai has worn clutched in his arms. His red eyes glint with greed. "He, could you stay by my side forever...?"
In the lost ancient kingdom, the holy son, a symbol of light and purity, completely abandons his persona. He uses precious gems to make a crystal coffin and traps Yuan Hebai inside. "I won't let you leave me again."
And the powerful ghost boss who rules the entire haunted building directly alters the game's quest, leaving behind a festive-looking quest screen:
[Tonight, you are the ghost's beloved bride]
Yuan Hebai: ...If you don't learn to behave, I'll knock your heads off, got it?
But behind him, a powerful, suffocating darkness envelops him, and a low murmur sounds by his ear.
"I've already taught them a lesson for you. Now I'm the only bad boy left. Please punish me..."
Yuan Hebai: Damn, how did that difficult older transfer student, the one who was hardest to teach, end up like this too...
Beautiful and powerful, universally adored bottom x a seemingly normal, then suddenly, wow, a sickly obsessive top
One-on-one, one top with multiple personas. Logic goes out the window. Finding sweet moments in horror stories.
Theme: No matter which script you find yourself in, play your own story well.
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I was dumbfounded. I made a mistake when I read the copywriting for Stairs. I wanted to say that the name of the main character, who is so unique, was actually called Stairs.
I've finished reading it, it's really interesting and sweet!!! But I want to know the story of Yin hope. I feel that he likes Lin Yu. He is really gentle and sings well. He is totally in line with my xp.
It feels like I've watched it, but it also seems like I haven't watched anything.
Why do you feel that the protagonist looks so strange? To say he is smart is to say that he is quite smart and knows how to fight for his own chance of survival. To say he is stupid is quite stupid. He doesn't even know how to defend himself.
No, why don't you arrange for anyone to protect you? Logically speaking, Lin Yu is the only one who can cure terminal illnesses. You don't even arrange for anyone to protect him, emmmmm.
Big update soon!!!
Big! Please update!??? Please
Robbery under the guise of renting a house is so abominable (beating the table)
It looks like a running account and feels weird, but my writing can be improved, so keep working hard!
Big, give me a few more billions (super loud)