The Divine General Store

[I don't think I can keep going. I've already discussed the unpublishing arrangements with my editor. The system will automatically unpublish the chapters and refund the coins when the time comes. Thank you for being here.] ※※※Everyone, remember to check the reading guide at the bottom! An He is a fallen god who woke up in the modern era. After waking from a long sleep, he heard that animals were no longer allowed to become spirits. An He protested sadly: But I'm not a spirit, I'm a god Q_Q With no faith to draw on, he had no choice but to learn about modern technology. To make ends meet, he became a... Taobao shop owner. There was a severe drought in a certain place. The landowner's foolish son was distressed as he watched the temperatures on the weather forecast keep climbing. While browsing a shopping app, he came across a strange product. The product cover was extremely plain: a white background with a line of large black text that read, "Can do anything." The farming bro messaged customer service: The corn in my field is about to die of drought. Can you help? The reply came quickly: Yes. The farming bro watched as customer service sent him a link to a product: [Control the Wind and Summon the Rain] The farming bro: "...?" Has the National Anti-Fraud Center given up on you or what? Later... Later, a strange top-rated shop became a sensation. Reading guide: ① A god's Taobao shop that can really do anything, including but not limited to controlling the wind and summoning the rain, sweet Meng Po soup, and dream-eating tapirs who work as dream contractors. ② I saw someone in the comments asking, so let me explain here: the main story really does include the entertainment industry!! The main plot is about the protagonist running a Taobao shop and bringing warmth to people in need. The subplot is about his career in the entertainment industry. (But the protagonist won't fall in love with acting, devote himself to mastering it, and become a movie emperor or anything like that, so don't worry.) He's just a lovable god of good fortune! ※So if you're not interested in entertainment-industry content, feel free to stop here. Maybe we'll meet again another time~ Muah! [Blurb screenshot dated 2022.2.8] [Please bookmark my upcoming novel↓][Please bookmark my author page↑] (flirting shamelessly) "The Entire Interstellar World Worships Me as a God" #I said I'm only here to share flower-growing culture. Do you believe me? Yan Wan transmigrated to an interstellar beastfolk era that worshipped strength, becoming a soft and easily bullied herbivore. Everyone said his aptitude was terrible and that he only got into the Imperial Military Academy thanks to his maternal family's influence. They said he'd be cut in the next aptitude assessment and kicked out in disgrace. Even his own younger brother mocked him as a good-for-nothing who couldn't even take beast form, and pretended not to know him in public. Then, during a promotion tournament, a savage carnivorous beastfolk with A-rank psychic power suddenly went berserk. He crossed the security line, broke free of his electronic collar, and charged toward the audience. Just as his sharp fangs were a hair's breadth away from biting through the neck of that useless beauty The fragile young man raised a hand and touched the scorched flesh on the neck of the ferocious beast. His voice rang clear as the moon in the sky. "Does it hurt?" The beast, eyes bloodshot and destined to be exiled, suddenly let out a little yelp. Like a kitten, he lowered his head meekly, his huge body huddled at the young man's feet. As if offering all his devotion in hopes of winning a god's mercy. · The loss of cultural heritage and the ability to empathize: these are the costs of humanity forcing its way into a higher-dimensional civilization, advancing its evolution ahead of time and awakening supernatural abilities. As beastfolk with greater ability awakenings grow older, their mental thresholds keep dropping until they eventually fall into an indescribable madness, unable to tell friend from foe. Faced with this irreversible and tragic fate, the people of the interstellar world become unwell, worshipping strength while fearing that they will become bloodthirsty, savage monsters. No one can save them. It is a truth no one dares to say aloud. Then Yan Wan appeared. At last, the tremor of spiritual resonance stirred in the depths of their bloodlines. From then on, the darkest night welcomed the first glimmer of dawn, and the parched desert received a quiet, merciful rain. A hundred years ago, the interstellar prophecy stele revealed these words: "If there is a god, he will be born at the end of romance." · Yan Wan encountered three strange things: 1. He had transmigrated. 2. Everyone here spoke a new interstellar language, and no one understood his standard Mandarin. 3. Though they couldn't understand him, they seemed to like what he said. Theme: Face life with optimism and you'll have the power to turn the ordinary into something miraculous.