The Tormented Novel's Hero Gets His Crematorium Moment Online [Quick Transmigration]

[Complete. The bonus chapters unlock at a 60% subscription rate. Thanks for supporting the official version, lovelies~ My new novel, They’re All Fighting to Carry My Baby [Quick Transmigration], is now underway. Add it to your collection from my author page.] Fox demon Su Ruan is bound to a Beauty System. The System tells her that, as a beautiful villainess who serves as a stumbling block, she must help every abandoned tragic romance novel reach a happy ending. For every mission she completes, her original body's beauty score increases by 10. Su Ruan touches her disfigured face and happily agrees. Story One: The Cannon Fodder Wife in the Immortal Venerable's Trial of Love Mortal Immortal Venerable: Miss, I owe you my life, so I... Su Ruan: So you'll be my servant. Mortal Immortal Venerable: ? [On the day the Immortal Venerable and the original heroine marry, his disciple forcibly restores his memories. He declares it was all an illusion, abandons the heroine, and returns to the Immortal Palace with his disciple to begin their tragic romance. The heroine dies of sorrow. After Su Ruan transmigrates into the story, she uses his life debt to bully him, orders him around, and teases him by showing off her fox tail. In the end, she even lets the heroine come and take him away. And as she leaves the Immortal Venerable behind, she happily accepts the good match her mortal father arranged for her, ready to enjoy the good life in the capital...] Story Two: The CEO's Stand-In Canary The CEO is cold and distant: She's back. Here's your breakup fee. Su Ruan takes the bank card, then posts that she's single on her social media. The CEO's younger brother and friends are lining up to take the job. The CEO: ? [The stand-in refuses to accept her place and schemes to win the CEO's heart, creating one tragic misunderstanding after another between him and his first love. It ends in disaster for her. After Su Ruan transmigrates into the story, she enjoys everything the CEO has to offer. The sweet puppies and bad-boy types around her all have their eyes on her and try to take her place, leading to constant rivalry. The CEO has no choice but to up his game and become a model boyfriend, doing everything for her, just to barely hold on to his official status.] Story Three: The Young Lady Jilted in a Wuxia Novel Story Four: The School Romance Hero's First Love Story Five: The Unwanted Omega Villainess Story Six: The Beautiful, Charming Junior Disciple's Ex-Wife Story Seven: The Beloved Junior Sister in a Novel About Someone Everyone Hates Notes: 1. The heroine is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. This is a melodramatic wish-fulfillment novel, and the logic is internally consistent. 2. The male lead won't be split into multiple people. There may be several arcs, but it's one-on-one. Mostly stories where he has to win his wife back. 3. Lots of male rivalry, including but not limited to brothers, friends, roommates, and fellow disciples fighting over each other and getting into brawls. 4. The male lead will be tormented to the point of madness. Male-lead fans, definitely, definitely proceed with caution. 5. An ocean of melodrama, and the male lead won't change. Just making my own food for a bit of lighthearted fun _(:зゝ∠)_ 6. For the record, the male lead is a virgin, but the heroine might not be. This is a book to help me get back into writing what I want to express. Love and peace, thank you. Advance Preview, Please Add to Your Collection Being a Background Character in a Dragon Proud Novel Si Yu transmigrates into a book. Good news: She's in the world of a no-romance Dragon Proud novel, so she can't possibly be the heroine of a tragic romance or an evil villainess. Bad news: She's bound to a very ambitious System that wants her to crush the male lead and single-handedly transform the original story into a Phoenix Proud power fantasy. Si Yu, who worked herself to death after pulling an all-nighter: No way! To punish Si Yu for slacking off, the System flies into a rage and assigns her a completely insignificant background-character mission, so she can suffer forever as a nameless backdrop in the book. Si Yu, who just wants to coast through life: Yay! * When the Dragon Proud hero ventures into a secret realm to hunt for treasure, Si Yu does her duty as a background character and launches into a long-winded commentary, explaining how amazing the treasures are and how insanely awesome the Dragon Proud hero is from every angle. When the Dragon Proud hero repels the demon clan with a spirit technique, Si Yu steps in as commentator again, praising both the technique and the hero's terrifying power from every possible angle. When the Dragon Proud hero rescues ordinary people from danger, Si Yu immediately starts commentating, praising him as if he were unmatched in all the heavens and earth, every word filled with sincere admiration. The Dragon Proud hero, who is focused on sword practice and has no interest in romance, gives a quiet snort at this junior sister who is always around, showering him with praise. Hmph. She's in love with me. Si Yu: ? * After a while, the System returns, expecting Si Yu to be unable to bear the pain of being a background character and beg for forgiveness, then work hard to become the protagonist. But... What is the Dragon Proud hero, who's always clinging to Si Yu and begging her to praise him and give him a kiss, doing? * Dragon Proud hero: Why does Junior Sister only praise me and not anyone else? She must be in love with me! Every day, I wait for Junior Sister to praise me (crossed out) be in love with me! Premise: Love yourself.