Gojo Rin was the strongest fighter alive, but after she died, she had to fight people for water in Rukongai.
To avoid starving to death, she took the recommendation of her childhood friend and neighbor and went to become a Soul Reaper.
The job was a bit of a dead end. Lots of her coworkers went to the World of the Living and somehow disappeared, but Gojo Rin just wanted to get by and lie flat, so she didn't pay it much mind.
One day, intruders set off the alarm in Soul Society. Gojo Rin was eating in the kitchen and planned to pretend she hadn't heard it, but her coworkers seemed to think otherwise. They dragged her along, saying she had to do her part for Soul Society.
Gojo Rin: "? You want me to do more work without giving me a raise? No way! Not a chance!"
Sadly, things didn't go her way. At her childhood friend's request, Gojo Rin was forced to step in. All she could do was slack off while pretending to take the job seriously.
But before she could put her long-practiced art of playing dead to use, something terrible happened in Soul Society. The other Soul Reapers came to offer their condolences.
Completely bewildered, she instinctively replied, "It's fine. This was his destined fate."
Everyone: "?"
But when a group of people wept together and pointed to a sword, telling her it was her childhood friend's corpse, Gojo Rin finally fell silent.
Was this some kind of king's corpse? How come she was the only one who couldn't see it?
Later, when Gojo Rin saw her childhood friend again, he acted as if nothing had happened. He smiled, murder in his eyes, and even pretended he wanted to hug her. Gojo Rin finally understood.
As expected, not one of those damn men was any good.
Gojo Rin drove her sword into his body and smiled sweetly as she slowly said,
"When did you get the idea that I was weak?"
As he stared at her in shock, she released her Zanpakuto's Bankai, sending everything back to the beginning.
"Sorry, but could you die one more time?"
Aizen, whose famous line had been stolen: "??? So I'm the clown here???"
**
Aizen Sosuke died, stabbed to death by his childhood sweetheart, and then was reborn.
After countless loops and countless different deaths, he finally understood one thing.
He absolutely could not get involved with Gojo Rin. The farther away he stayed, the better!
Yet after carrying Las Noches away overnight and waking up the next morning, he discovered that his next-door neighbor was still Gojo Rin!
Aizen Sosuke: "???"
#WhyAreYouHereAgain
#GojoRinNeverLeavesMeAlone
Content warnings:
1. The female lead has MAX combat strength. Just like her name suggests, she has a huge cheat and does whatever she feels like.
2. Hinamori Momo fans, enter with caution!
3. There will probably be some OOC moments, so don't overthink the logic.
Theme: Rely on yourself rather than others