About How I Borrowed Their Abilities

My name is Qimu Ying. On my seventeenth birthday, my big brother gave me a set of cards. The cards featured people from the East and the West, as well as monsters. All I had to do was swipe a card to borrow its character's abilities. To defeat Wutiao Wu, I started swiping through the cards one by one and borrowing their abilities, but somehow, none of them really worked. For example, I couldn't use the Fire Fist's abilities from One Piece because setting things on fire was too dangerous, so my second brother stopped me. I wanted to borrow the Byakugan, but my second brother thought it was far too gentlemanly and refused. At long last, I borrowed the power of the Gum-Gum Fruit. But before I could even start training, Luffy the Straw Hat ate all the food in the house, so my second brother forcibly sent him away. So how am I supposed to borrow the perfect ability and defeat Wutiao Wu? Reader's note: A short, silly story under ten thousand words. Theme: Keep your feet on the ground.