Don’t Mind Him, He’s Totally in Love!

Host: Ahem. Before recording your memories, may I politely ask if you're satisfied with your life and your partner right now? Why did you choose each other in the first place?

Love interest: (Pondering) I don't know. He suddenly started chasing me, and I couldn't shake him off.

Recipient: Don't mind him. I'm head over heels.

Episode 1: The City

Thanks for asking. I'm 22 this year, handsome and articulate. Both my parents are dead, and I don't rely on anyone. I have over a million in savings, earn 50,000 to 100,000 a month, and get bonuses now and then. I drive a BMW X7, and my family life is very harmonious. My wife is 57 this year and treats me wonderfully. I also have a son who's ten years older than me...

Wait... I'm your dad, aren't I?! (Horrified)

Episode 2: Office Worker x Former Boss

What is it like when an ex you once treated like garbage becomes a huge success after your breakup, then turns around and becomes your boss? Let's just say... it's awkward.

The love interest knows he looked down on his ex back then, was a bit of a playboy, and liked to tell little lies. It would be perfectly normal if his ex hated him.

But... wait. Why is he bringing me breakfast and driving me to and from work? Why is his phone wallpaper still the only picture we took together back then? He doesn't seem to hate me at all!

Well... they say you shouldn't go back to an old flame, but sneaking just one little taste should be fine, right? (Softly)

Episode 3: Bankrupt CEO x Two-Faced Caged Canary

The love interest used to be a moderately successful CEO. His favorite pastime was copying other CEOs and keeping a few canaries for fun, just to ease his boredom. His biggest problems in life were what to eat and what to do for fun...

There's one word to emphasize: used to.

Now he's bankrupt, and the canary he used to keep is sitting across from him, smiling as he slides over a black card.

Should he... take it or not?

Episode 4: Online Voice Acting

Plain-looking voice actor love interest x irresistible celebrity recipient

The love interest doesn't understand why a dazzling superstar like that would confess his love so passionately, but it doesn't matter. He's after the star's connections, too. The love interest is clear-headed and restrained in their secret relationship, and he assumes the recipient is the same.

When he finally walks away, he does so without hesitation, even managing to take the recipient for a ride on his way out. But his jilted ex doesn't retaliate. Instead, one night, right in front of him, the ex takes a knife to his own face and says, “Please, look at me.”

The love interest, as calm as a capybara: “Oh.”

Episode 5

Theme: Both sides choose each other