Fang Xiangqing transmigrated into a book, but he had no idea what book it was. All he knew was that this was a cultivation world where the five elements countered one another.
As a devoted fan of cultivation novels, Fang Xiangqing was thrilled. Staying up all night cultivating was right up his alley.
Five hundred years later, by which time Fang Xiangqing had become the master of the Hidden Immortal Pavilion, he picked up a book and activated a transmigration system.
System: Host, please perfectly play the role of a dark, obsessive, hopelessly love-struck lunatic who would go mad for the male lead and bash his head against a wall for him, becoming a minor villain on the male lead Long Aotian's path to greatness.
Fang Xiangqing, who just thought it sounded fun: Are there any rewards?
System: You can redeem a Foundation Establishment Pill to help Host break through the Qi Refining stage.
Fang Xiangqing, already at the Tribulation Transcendence stage: ?
System: Yikes, Host, it looks like you arrived five hundred years too early…
Fang Xiangqing: ??
System: It's fine. Once you finish the plot, you can fake your death and disappear. Besides, the male lead has a white moonlight in his heart, so he'll never fall in love with you, no matter what.
Fang Xiangqing: I suppose that's doable.
But when Fang Xiangqing opened the book, his heart sank. He discovered that his character was eventually pierced by ten thousand swords unleashed by the male lead, until he looked like a pincushion.
Then he looked at the boy lying on the bed, who had the same name as the male lead. Terrified, Fang Xiangqing immediately wiped Lu Zizheng's memories, grabbed his aching waist, and ran.
Fang Xiangqing: Of all people I could've slept with, I had to sleep with Long Aotian…
Worse still, Lu Zizheng later joined the Hidden Immortal Pavilion and became Fang Xiangqing's grand-disciple.
From then on, Fang Xiangqing never stopped wearing his pained expression.
*
Lu Zizheng felt like something was missing from his life, as if someone had stolen a piece of his heart and left him feeling hollow.
Later, he often dreamed of a faceless man being pierced through the heart by countless swords, kneeling as he died before him.
All Lu Zizheng could do was hold the man's corpse and kiss the red beauty mark between his brows thousands of times, going from pain to numbness to resentment, until the man became the white moonlight in his heart.
After joining the Hidden Immortal Pavilion, he met a senior brother surnamed Fang. The senior brother was annoying, yet clingy.
Later, when Lu Zizheng regained his memories, he trapped Fang Xiangqing in bed. With suffocating love, he caressed the space between Fang Xiangqing's brows, his dark eyes deep as night. He smiled with an obsession that was both dangerous and unhinged.
His heart and mind were filled with one thought: I found you. I found you. I found you.
My next novel will be My Archenemy Keeps Trying to Kiss Me After I Went Bankrupt, a fluffy modern danmei romance. If you like the sound of it, please add it to your collections =3=
Chi Zhou had been unconscious in bed for three years. The first thing he heard after waking was: You're bankrupt.
So furious he didn't even put on his shoes, he yanked out the tubes attached to him and ran outside.
Outside was a vast expanse of green grass that seemed strangely familiar. The grass pricked and tickled Chi Zhou's bare feet. He couldn't remember where he was, only that the place looked familiar.
As Chi Zhou stood there in a daze, someone suddenly spoke behind him. “You're awake.”
The words were trembling with barely restrained anger.
The voice made Chi Zhou jump. He turned to run, but the person behind him grabbed his arm and nearly pulled him into his arms.
His archenemy: “Chi Zhou, has no one told you that you're mine now?”
Chi Zhou, who'd just been sold out by the Chi family again: “!”
*
After spending a long time with Su Xuan, Chi Zhou realized that there was something very strange about the way Su Xuan looked at him. It was like he wanted to trap Chi Zhou in bed again.
On top of that, Su Xuan was always urging Chi Zhou to go to bed and get up early, eat more fruit and vegetables, and exercise more.
Chi Zhou explained himself over and over. “I'm not sick. I'm perfectly healthy.”
Su Xuan would just take the opportunity to feed him another piece of fruit, then say nothing as he looked at Chi Zhou's emaciated frame.
Later, Chi Zhou even started thinking that being cared for by Su Xuan wasn't so bad. There was food, drinks, and someone to chat with. It was great.
Until one day, Su Xuan came to check on him at bedtime. Chi Zhou immediately hid his phone and pretended to be asleep.
In the silent darkness, warm breath brushed Chi Zhou's neck. Su Xuan, who usually kept a cold face, kissed him there and murmured in an affectionate, yearning voice, “Ge.”
So frightened that he didn't sleep a wink, Chi Zhou immediately began planning his escape. If he didn't run, he wouldn't be able to save either his ass or his waist.
*
Everyone said Su Xuan kept the unconscious Chi Zhou at home to torment him. Even though Chi Zhou was in a vegetative state, Su Xuan hated him so much that he wouldn't even let him go in death.
Only the evil cow cat in Su Xuan's home knew the truth. Every night, Su Xuan went to the bedside of the man surrounded by the smell of medicine, buried his face in the man's palm, and desperately, greedily begged him to wake up.
Theme: Hard work and ambition are the keys to achieving something.
When are you already living together? Fast forward to do that what i🐶
Update quickly! Support updating three chapters a day😏😏
How come these two chapters follow other people's love stories [loading] and the protagonist becomes a part of their play...
Boss, how long will it take to get to the point where the copywriter's path is restored and the memory is restored😳
Happy birthday to the author [cake][sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers]
Under the instigation of the idiot system, our comrade Xiao Fang also became bold and fat 🤩
The two have been repaired. 😏 When can we see the two of them doing great things? 😏 😏
Update quickly~~~~(>_<)
Can you update ten or eight chapters in one day 😏
Hey ~ Gentle Township ~ Direction Qing, you are really perverted.