1.
I seem to be under the "unemployment curse" and I am being resigned almost every day.
So I decided to start my own business and be my own boss - so no one can fire me!
It just so happened that the cabinet door at home turned into a door to another world, and visitors from other worlds came out from time to time. The family, which was already unable to open the pot, became even more difficult. From then on, the family established ironclad rules:
Working is the only way to eat! You must pay for furniture and rent!
I grabbed the black-haired young man with an aristocratic posture who was leaning elegantly by the window: "Stop posing, quickly take your wooden stick and roll the cake with me. Today our Dawang burrito stall will leave early to occupy its position."
"... It's not a stick, it's a wand!" The black-haired magician struggled to defend, with a gloomy and mysterious expression. "I'm observing the changes in the clouds for divination. Something big is going to happen recently."
"The big thing is that if we were one step later, we wouldn't be able to grab a good booth today. Cloud observation is the job of weather forecasters!"
I put on my coat and looked back at the blond beauty with green eyes next to the dining table: "Remember to apply for the green skin grafting job in the neighborhood next door. I'll put your ID on the table for you."
The pleasant-looking blond elf king blinked, pointed at the certificate and said: "I am already 160 years old. Why does it say that I am only 18 years old?"
"You look only 16 years old compared to 160 years old." My eyes half drooped, "And if I fill in that number for you, you will be found to be a false witness immediately!"
——The great magician, the elf prince, the thousand-year-old mermaid, the nine-tailed fox demon, the king of zombies, no matter who comes here, I will treat them equally: [Work is the most beautiful, and work will bring you food. Compensation for losses is a matter of course, and everyone is responsible for paying rent.
As for evading debt?
Me: I am a reasonable ordinary person.
Kings of the Otherworld:... Is the fist the last word? ! Also, being able to bend ten thousand-year-old black iron with bare hands is not considered an ordinary person! QAQ
2.
Zuo Weimian, the youngest leader of the Space-Time Management Bureau, had noticed the turbulence of time and space as early as the slightest hint of slenderness.
The entire Space-Time Management Bureau is prepared to kill the dangerous king of the alien world and prepare for possible social unrest. This is a once-in-a-millennium turbulence.
However, society has always been peaceful.
The members of the Space-Time Management Bureau were all shocked by this, and Zuo Weimian, who had always been expressionless, also frowned slightly - is there something wrong? Is it the calm before the storm?
Until one day, when Zuo Weimian passed by a roasted sweet potato stall, he faintly felt the breath of the king of planet X19, the Lava Dragon!
Next to the sweet potato stall stood a woman with long black hair and straight hair.
"Take a walk and take a look. Don't miss the sweet sweet potatoes -" the long-straight black woman turned to Zuo Weimian, "This handsome man, would you like one? Our roasted sweet potatoes are cooked just right."
Zuo Weimian: "..."
His eyes couldn't help but move towards the sweet potato oven - if his super-high perception ability was correct, the Lava Dragon was inside!
She stuck the lava dragon in the stove and roasted the sweet potatoes...?
3.
Subordinate: "Your Majesty, the eldest young master has been sent to Earth for three months."
Lava Dragon King: "Did you successfully rule the earth?"
Subordinate: "The eldest young master successfully learned how to bake sweet potatoes!"
Purpose: work to get rich