Supernatural Simulator in a Strange World

Please don't read this one yet. I'll come back to it after I finish my current novel. Little angels, wait until I've updated it before reading.

[Completed: Cute Contrasts Aren't Cute [Quick Transmigration], also a female-led novel with no romance. If you're interested, check it out in my author page.]

Blurb: [Simulation + A Touch of Cosmic Horror + Ghosts and Monsters + Leveling Up + Sharp Tongue + Forever Alone]

The Not-So-Serious Introduction

The world's unluckiest woman, a recent graduate about to become a corporate drone, Song Xue had just wanted to relax when she got shoved into a river by a crowd of old ladies and gentlemen. Then she was reborn.

She was reborn into the body of another unlucky woman, and someone was currently breaking off their engagement with her in the classic opening of a transmigration novel.

Song Xue calmly said, "Give me back my family's betrothal gifts. Every last cent! Got it?!"

The steward who had come to break off the engagement: ???

She had only just gotten the returned betrothal gifts when she realized this eerie world was incredibly dangerous, with life-and-death crises cropping up at every turn.

So, to survive, she tearfully accepted the easy ride offered by the simulator System, and admitted it was pretty great.

[Hello! Your Eerie World Supernatural Simulator System has arrived. Please check it! To begin your extraordinary life, choose your talent!]

But these talents all seemed to come with some pretty weird catches.

[Beauty That Brings Ruin: Born beautiful, impossible to ignore. One day, chosen to stand beside the king. Effect: Charm +10, Constitution -5.

The cost is a body that's "not quite right," prone to breathlessness and sudden death.]

[Swordsmanship Prodigy: If I had not been born, the sword would have cast the Great Dao into eternal night. I will be the Sword Saint of the future! Constitution +10, Intelligence -6.

The cost is that your brain moves out, making you prone to "strange" behavior that draws attention and makes you the "most dazzling" person in the crowd.]

[Sharp-Tongued Champion: Your mouth and words become the sharpest blades in the world. The cost is permanent hemorrhoids. Strength +10, resistance to illness and pain reduced by 30%.

The cost is obvious: permanent hemorrhoids (emphasis on permanent). You're the one who suffers. Nobody else does.]

Song Xue: ...

Listen, thank you, because of you, every season is warm.

But what could Song Xue do about her golden finger? All she could do was helplessly forgive it. The System was trash, sure, but it was also ridiculously powerful.

With these talents, each of which could have some serious drawbacks, Song Xue made her way through one simulated world after another.

Sometimes she was a proud swordswoman dressed in white, except there was something wrong with her brain. She was always yelling things like, "My fate is mine, not Heaven's!" making everyone laugh until they cried. She was the joy of the entire cultivation world.

Sometimes she was a peerlessly beautiful, gentle-mannered Medical Saint, except her health was terrible. She swayed with every step, making people worry she'd keel over at any moment. Her medical skills were extraordinary, but people were afraid she would die before she could treat her patients.

Sometimes she was a great scholar who convinced people through reason and possessed unmatched literary talent, except she was always standing up to speak. She was forever clutching her backside, making strange faces, grimacing, and occasionally trembling. People couldn't help staring.

Reaching the Top of the Eerie World

Every creature in every eerie world remembers that on the day she arrived, the world gained light.

When she reached the summit, light and darkness alike would become her servants, kneeling at her side and begging for affection.

All the living beings of the myriad worlds would heed her command. Her name would resound in people's hearts, never forgotten even in death!

Please note:

★ The heroine is quirky and eccentric, with a severe case of social-butterfly syndrome. She's a sharp-tongued, violence-loving maniac who knows what she loves and hates. She isn't a moral paragon, has her own flaws, and is far from perfect. She's neither righteous nor evil, and she really will kill people.

★ The protagonist absolutely, positively has no romance. Simulations include text-based simulations in the real world, text-based simulations in simulated worlds, and realistic simulations in simulated worlds.

★ It's a leveling-up, monster-fighting story with a little cosmic horror and lots of ghosts and monsters, but it is absolutely not scary.

★ This is a small-world simulation novel, with many worlds and all kinds of little stories and incidents.

★ There are thousands of great novels on Jinjiang. If this one isn't for you, try another.

★ Personal attacks and insults will not be tolerated. Any such comments will be deleted immediately.

The original blurb for this story was written on February 25, 2022.

Upcoming novel: My Little Shop in Another World (If you're interested, check it out on the author's page.)

[Ding! Your shop from another world has arrived. Please sign here to confirm receipt.]

Jiang Wanyue transmigrates to an apocalyptic world where spiritual qi has revived and ghosts and monsters run rampant, and gets a shop System.

As long as she has enough money, she can buy anything she wants from the shop.

The shop even comes with a cold, handsome young man, so she doesn't have to find a boyfriend herself.

What more could anyone ask for? Jiang Wanyue calmly wiped the suspicious drool from the corner of her mouth and signed her name without hesitation.

This world was too dangerous. To grow stronger and protect herself, Jiang Wanyue worked hard to complete missions, accidentally unlocking more and more products: instant noodles, drinks, self-heating hot pots, chicken feet, ham, chewy candies...

Miss Sadako wants to look prettier? No problem, a bag of spicy strips will do the trick. From then on, you'll be as beautiful as a goddess!

A one-armed boy wants his limb to grow back? No problem, here's a classic ice pop. Trade your old arm for a new one, with amazing results!

A mother raising a child wants to become stronger? No problem, here's a case of chilled cola. From now on, the whole world is yours!

As long as you want it, and have the "money," none of this is a problem!

Theme: Cherish life and quietly grow stronger