Simp System

Licking after one person makes you a dog, but if you can lick a whole group, you're a master of romance. In the eyes of the male idols, the young master of the Chu family is the ultimate simp: lowly and brainless, coming whenever they call and leaving whenever they send him away. What they don't know is that they don't even deserve to have their names in this simp's friends list. Chu An thoughtfully sorts the male idols who make countless young men and women squeal into groups by type: The domineering CEOs: Number One, Number Two... The aloof beauties: Number One, Number Two... The self-made success stories: Number One, Number Two... The musical geniuses: Number One, Number Two... The playboys: Number One, Number Two... Then one day, after the System's mission is complete, Chu An deletes his entire WeChat account overnight. The male idols who used to shout, "Chu An, stay away from me," "You're disgusting," and "You're bringing shame on the Chu family by acting like such a simp," finally start to panic. Reading Guide: 1. A business genius who planned to keep things physical but caught feelings, gets insanely jealous, and is too stubborn to admit it (top) x a scheming drama queen who puts on an act but never catches feelings (bottom). 2. The bottom is an emotionless mission machine, and only falls for the top in the end. 3. All kinds of romantic rivalries and face-slapping. 4. Plenty of melodramatic angst. Blurb captured on January 31, 2022. Theme: Treat others kindly.