Raise your glasses., To what?, To the wild badgers?
Happy New Year!
No drinking for minors, not even fake alcohol. Pumpkin juice is fine. √
This story is also known as The Literary Wild Badgers: The Irresponsible School, About Dazai Being Dragged Off to Hogwarts, and Those Years Dazai Studied Gryffindor Courses While in Hufflepuff (The titles keep getting longer, hey! x)
The caretaker of the Hogwarts owlery, rarely venturing out for a stroll, traveled from Britain to Japan to swindle, trick, and bring back three little wizards.
Young Dazai: I must have gotten pecked silly by an owl to agree to be adopted by that woman.
Headmaster Dumbledore: Oh, young sir, you must believe me. That girl must have a serious problem to do something like that.
Professor McGonagall: Every one of them is clever, but I don't think we've ever had a group quite so good at causing trouble... Ten points from Hufflepuff! Young Mr. Snape, please take young Mr. Dazai to the hospital wing first, thank you.
Madam Pomfrey: I only hope I won't have to see young Mr. Dazai in the hospital wing again. Oh, Merlin's beard! Young Mr. Dazai, what have you done this time?!
Gamekeeper Hagrid: You three, this is the fifth time I've caught you sneaking into the Forbidden Forest this week, and it's only Tuesday!
Professor Sprout: Ten points from Gryffindor for each of you!!! Wait, why was this child sorted into Hufflepuff?! Five points from Hufflepuff!
The professors held their foreheads: Merlin, what a racket. My head hurts.
The three from the Irresponsible School: Sorry. We'll do it again.
Potter: I think Dazai should be one of our Marauders. He's so cool!
This is a story about three members of the Irresponsible School who were tricked into going to Hogwarts. Some sections are excerpts from an observation journal, kept by that extraordinary Care of Magical Creatures professor. It mostly records the children's daily studies.
Think it's a heartwarming story about a witch adopting children? No, that's just the fake version. The real parenting is Hogwarts' dads and moms chasing the kids around with feather dusters, trying to get them to wear long johns after they've spent three days climbing the roof and ripping off the tiles (x), and other absurd daily antics.
P.S. The main setting is the Marauders' era. There's no Voldemort, only Tom. Treat this as a parallel universe. The ages of McGonagall, Hagrid, Tom, and their generation have been adjusted a little (I might write about it, or I might not; consider this a heads-up. I only realized after finishing the outline that I'd made the timeline based on old Tom's age. Too lazy to change it, so let's go with it). In short, don't worry about the timeline or history. It's just nonsense. There may occasionally be video game references.
P.S. This story consists of multiple short episodic tales, so it might jump around a bit. (I'll write whatever comes to mind.)
Come watch me go OOC, (steamed bun) heh↘heh↘an idea that came to me while gaming
Theme: Every child is a little wizard and deserves to be loved and cared for
I rowed too fast and accidentally saw it as a wild boar. For a moment, my pupils were shaking and I swiveled up like crazy. I tried to look for the title of the book. This guy turned out to be a wild badger. It scared me to death (x)
Damn, are you sure it's badgers that are assimilated and slaughtered, not badgers that are assimilated to badgers?
The literary part of this article is well written and the writing style is excellent, but the HP part is a complete mess. Fortunately, you haven't written more. I simply read the first two chapters, which are just HP background, sacking, and messing around. The HP setting is incomplete. It seems that you have never read HP. Hogwarts enrolls students on a regular basis, and it is impossible to send a teacher to turn into an Animagus and directly use magic. Flying a young wizard to Hogwarts in a non-Muggle way would first of all violate the regulations prohibiting the abuse of magic. And the reason why Animagus needs to be registered is that the British Ministry of Magic has only registered 7 Animagus in a century (James, Black, and Peter were not registered during his lifetime) because of fear of abuse by wizards. A giant owl carries people flying over Muggles. Of course, Muggles will see it. This is also illegal and requires a fine. Especially when flying from Japan to the Scottish Highlands, there is a small chance that it will be seen by dozens of Muggles, and there is a high chance that hundreds of Muggles will see it. You can refer to the second part of HP. The fate of Ron's speeding car and his family was only seen by a few Muggles. Secondly, it is not the opening season of Hogwarts, but the admissions season. In your original work, you directly asked the professor to carry Osamu Dazai to the Ravenclaw Tower, or to other places in Hogwarts, which is even more against the rules. According to traditional rules, first-year students at Hogwarts should take a boat across the lake and then attend the sorting ceremony at the formal opening banquet. Special events must not be missed. You can refer to HP Part 4. Freshmen must take a boat across the lake on rainy days. What's more, if I remember correctly, your background is still late at night. In the early morning, Hogwarts has a curfew. You can't wander around the school late at night. Filch, the deans will patrol, even if Dazai-kun is a special case, what about the other two sent by the rogue? How to meet? Even in the common room, points will be deducted if you make a fuss over late-night non-normal study tasks. Remember that your original character is the dean. Even a short-term protector like Snape will not blatantly lead students to violate school rules, right? Although I don't know the specific age of your original character, I would like to remind you that even an excellent person like Riddle, who has just graduated and is in his early twenties, cannot become a professor, or even a dean. The language is sharp, because as a writer and a fan of HP, I still feel a little uncomfortable when I see the nonsense you wrote. I think that since you have used Hogwarts and HP as the background, even if you have not read the original work, you should check the information and be prepared before writing. The problems in the first two chapters alone are sky-high. If you want to continue writing, it is best to carefully polish and modify the settings.
House Elf: I don't allow anyone to have a secret birthday! (Did you fish in the Hogwarts Sea D?)
Ango's drawing on the cover feels very sloppy, and the line drawing seems to have not been wiped clean.
Yay for the rogue faction! Look at the copy, Potter, you should give up, the robbery group is fighting, the three rogues are a self-contained entity!
Ah, it feels like it's normal for Dazai not to be used to spicy curry. After all, spicy food is a pain sensation, and Dazai... Is afraid of pain the most.
Hahaha Odasaku is destined not to have his original title cough cough
Jie Er's name for Odasaku is also very special. Will he change his name to Odasaku in the future?
I saw the rogue send a shovel towards me.