
After Becoming a Substitute, He Took It Easy [Entertainment Industry]
穿为替身后他咸鱼了[娱乐圈]
by Tea Tea Rabbit (茶茶兔)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 155k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Updates promptly at 6 p.m. Coming soon: He Definitely Likes Me. Please add it to your favorites. Blurb at the very end~]
After an accident, Qiao Han transmigrated into a novel about a scumbag chasing his wife, as the substitute for the white moonlight everyone cherished.
He arrived just as the white moonlight returned. The substitute had learned the truth and gone berserk, dousing the place in gasoline and holding a lighter, ready to take everyone down with him. What a mess.
Qiao Han: “...This is bad.”
He had only just transmigrated and had no intention of dying, so Qiao Han sprang into action to save himself.
He quickly tossed away the lighter, then gazed innocently and earnestly at everyone present. “If I said this was all just a joke, would you believe me?”
The scumbag CEO slapped down a check. “Here's a million. Take care of yourself, and stop bothering me.”
Qiao Han promptly took the check and tucked it away carefully. “Sure thing~”
To cover up the fact that they'd once mistaken the substitute for the white moonlight, and to get rid of him, the white moonlight's brothers quickly found Qiao Han a sugar daddy.
The brothers: “Isn't this what you've always wanted? A sugar daddy, plus a spot on the hottest variety show right now. Keep your mouth shut and never show your face around us again!”
Qiao Han promptly accepted the variety show contract. “No problem!”
As for the sugar daddy... Qiao Han had planned to turn him down, but the white moonlight's brothers were afraid he'd cause more trouble. Before Qiao Han knew it, they'd sent him straight to the sugar daddy's bed.
Qiao Han: ...All right. The sugar daddy is pretty handsome, so I can't complain.
After realizing the plot was impossible to resist, Qiao Han's initial plan was simply to eat well, wait for death, and lie flat. The day he finished his scenes and got through the plot would be the day he rose to greatness!
He never expected that some of the people who had once avoided him like the plague would suddenly lose their minds as a group, repeatedly showing up in front of him and trying to patch things up.
Qiao Han: “???”
Qiao Han clung to his sugar daddy's powerful thigh, closed his eyes, and lay flat as he followed the plot, enjoying every twist and turn of his dramatic life.
His sugar daddy was handsome and doted on him, with plenty of money and free time. They could torment scumbags whenever they felt like it. He hadn't had enough of this heavenly life yet.
But during a routine checkup, Qiao Han took one look at his test results and felt as if lightning had struck him.
WTF! Why had nobody told him this was a pregnancy novel too?!
Qiao Han stared blankly, one hand resting on his slightly rounded belly.
If he went and died now, could he turn back time?
"Reader's Guide"
1. At first, the protagonist only pretends to be incredibly lazy and wants to lie flat and speed through the plot. One moment he's sobbing as he acts out a scene, the next he's turned around and changed faces. His acting is top-notch, and he's a little unhinged. Once he's finished with the plot, he lets his true nature run wild, determined to take down every last scumbag.
2. A touch of everyone-loves-him and Mary Sue energy.
3. A sweet 1v1 romance. Logic exists only to serve the plot~ Don't argue. If you do, you're right~
Blurb for the upcoming He Definitely Likes Me
Fu Shiyan and Song Luo first met backstage at a national TV network's drama awards ceremony.
A young rapper, about to go onstage for a performance during the intermission, was pointing at a producer and giving him an earful in a remarkably rhythmic stream of abuse.
Everyone present was stunned by Song Luo's nerve. The room fell silent, and only Fu Shiyan couldn't stop himself from laughing aloud.
He watched the little rapper, who had just been so high and mighty and quick-tongued, falter. Song Luo looked at him in a panic, his face flushing all the way to his neck, whether from embarrassment or anger.
Fu Shiyan: Interesting.
2
Fu Shiyan and Song Luo met for the second time on the same slow-paced variety show.
The little rapper looked rebellious and full of personality, but he could plant vegetables in the fields, catch fish in the water, and cook exceptionally well. He even won over the picky Fu Shiyan's stomach
On the show, he was shy, blushed easily, and was a wonderful cook. It was nothing like his fierce, argumentative persona. He was clearly a little sweetheart.
Fu Shiyan: The food is all made to my taste. He must have looked into me beforehand.
3
Fu Shiyan and Song Luo crossed paths for the third time at an audition for a drama.
As the male lead, Fu Shiyan sat on the casting panel and watched the little rapper, who always seemed to have a scowl on his face, play a frail, sickly beauty. He did it with such flair that everyone was dazzled.
When the director asked Song Luo what he thought about the scenes in women's clothing, Song Luo replied expressionlessly that he had no opinion. The award-winning actor Fu Shiyan had played plenty of roles in women's clothing, after all. It was only right to make sacrifices for art.
Fu Shiyan was certain: He's so familiar with me. He must be a fan.
4
At a small gathering after the script read-through, an investor coveted Song Luo's looks and tried to get handsy while drunk.
Song Luo slammed the table and was about to do something when Fu Shiyan grabbed him by the shoulder, holding him back. All he could do was watch the usually elegant award-winning actor roll up his sleeves and smash a wine bottle over the lecher's head.
The glass bottle shattered, and so did Song Luo's stunned expression.
Fu Shiyan: Picking on my fan right in front of me? You're asking for it.
**
Later on, the award-winning actor went out of his way to look after his “fan,” the little rapper. He helped with his acting, showed him around the set, introduced him to senior actors, and more.
Song Luo returned the favor. When he happened to discover that Fu Shiyan couldn't stand the food on set and was especially picky, he began making him special meals every day, changing up the menu to cater to Fu Shiyan's tastes.
When Fu Shiyan realized how thoughtful and considerate Song Luo was, he suspected his little fan had already fallen for him, and he was at a loss.
Fu Shiyan: He's trying so hard to win me over. Maybe I should just say yes.
After getting himself ready, Fu Shiyan decided to give his adorable “little fan” a response. But just as he was about to accept Song Luo's confession, he learned the truth
Song Luo wasn't his fan at all, and he didn't love him. Fu Shiyan had imagined the whole thing.
Fu Shiyan: How could he not like me? I don't believe it!!
Convinced that Song Luo was hopelessly in love with him, Fu Shiyan gradually won himself over, sinking deeper and deeper without even realizing it.
If the mountain won't come to me, I'll go to the mountain.
So one late night, the crew witnessed the completely drunk award-winning actor clinging to Song Luo in the hotel and mumbling, “Wifey.”
Song Luo, blushing red and unable to push the drunk man away: !!!
The next day, rumors of a secret romance between the award-winning actor and a certain little rapper spread across Hengdian.
Theme: Striving to build a better life
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Hahaha, I admit it, I haven't looked at it for a while, maybe just a few hours. The updates are very timely, and the settings are really good!
Hahahahahaha Cai Dali's silly 🐶🐶
The "life jacket" catches a big bug for the author ~ lifeguard
Hurry, hurry,,, update, I deliberately didn't read it for a while, but it turned out that there was only one chapter, which was really not enough.
Is this salted fish? It feels like every day is going smoothly.
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