[The next book is He's Definitely Into Me. Click the author's page to see it. The blurb is at the bottom. Feel free to add it to your collection!]
What is it like to be a patient with severe heart disease, on the brink of heart failure, when you suddenly get bound to a life-prolonging system?
Tang Mian: Thanks for asking. This lousy System ruined my youth!
As Tang Mian's life entered its final countdown, he lay in a hospital bed, clinging to life, when he inexplicably got bound to a miraculous life-prolonging System.
Just as he thought his life was saved, he had an accident and kicked the bucket. The System took him to the interstellar age.
The very first second after he opened his eyes, he was struck by a bolt from the blue.
[System energy insufficient. Entering hibernation soon. Host has 3 hours left to live. Find a way to earn faith points and extend your life. Good luck.]
Tang Mian: What the hell are you talking about?!
Tang Mian struggled out of the bathtub and looked at the guy whose body he had taken over in the mirror. He was stunned for a second by the man's looks.
With a face like that, what could there possibly be to worry about?!
To gather enough faith points to extend his life, Tang Mian cupped his face and decided to make his mark across the stars with his good looks!
Later, Tang Mian became known throughout the interstellar world as a farming expert...
Hey, how about a farm stay?
He had thought he could live the good life, coasting on his looks, playing with lion cubs, and lounging around like a lazy fish. But when Tang Mian looked at the vast farm stay, his face was full of regret. He wished he had known better.
When did the plot start going off the rails?
--Bonus Scene--
Word is, some human started livestreaming and plans to enter the once-every-three-years streamer contest, even claiming he'll win?
What a fool!
--Oh, this human is pretty handsome!
--Oh, his cooking is delicious, and it can even calm the violent energy inside you!
--Oh, his farm stay is so lovely, the air is so fresh. I want to go!
--Oh, this is so good!
--Wait, doesn't that chubby lion who sticks to the streamer look familiar?
--Could it be... General Si Heng?!
P.S. 1. Faith points are affection and fan points. You gain faith by attracting fans. This is the author's own setting, so please don't complain about it~
2. A slow-paced, everyday farming story.
3. The author's writing isn't great, but they're working hard to improve. Please be kind~
----Coming Soon: He's Definitely Into Me. Click the author's page to see it----
1
Fu Shiyan and Song Luo first met backstage at a national TV station's Chinese Drama Awards ceremony.
A young rapper, due to perform onstage at the midway point, was pointing at a producer and chewing him out with impressively rhythmic insults.
Everyone there was stunned by Song Luo's audacity, and the room fell silent. Only Fu Shiyan couldn't help bursting out laughing.
He watched as the little rapper, who had just been acting all high and mighty with a silver tongue, suddenly ran out of things to say. The look he gave Fu Shiyan was a little flustered, and his face turned red all the way to the roots of his neck. Whether from embarrassment or anger, Fu Shiyan couldn't tell.
Fu Shiyan: Interesting.
2
Fu Shiyan and Song Luo met for the second time on the same slow-paced variety show.
The little rapper looked rebellious and full of attitude, but he could plant vegetables in the fields, catch fish in the water, and cook brilliantly. He even won over the picky Fu Shiyan's stomach--
On the show, he was shy and easily blushed, and so considerate that he was nothing like the person who talked back to everyone. He was clearly a little sweetheart.
Fu Shiyan: These dishes are all to my taste. He must have looked into my preferences beforehand.
3
Fu Shiyan and Song Luo crossed paths for the third time at an audition for a drama.
Fu Shiyan, the male lead, sat on the casting panel and watched the little rapper, who was always wearing a sour expression, audition as a frail, sickly beauty. He played the role so convincingly that everyone was dazzled.
When the director asked Song Luo what he thought about the scenes where he had to wear women's clothing, Song Luo replied with a blank face that he had no opinion. Even Film Emperor Fu had acted in women's clothing plenty of times. Making sacrifices for art was only right.
Fu Shiyan was sure: He knows so much about me. He must be my fan.
4
At a small gathering after the script read-through, an investor took a fancy to Song Luo's looks and tried to get handsy, emboldened by alcohol.
Song Luo slammed the table and stood up. Before he could do anything else, Fu Shiyan held him by the shoulder. Song Luo could only watch as the usually elegant Film Emperor Fu rolled up his sleeves and smashed a liquor bottle over the lecher's head.
Along with the glass bottle, Song Luo's face froze into pieces.
Fu Shiyan: Picking on my fan right in front of me? You have a death wish.
**
Much later, Film Emperor Fu went out of his way to look after his "fan," the little rapper. This included, but wasn't limited to, coaching his acting, helping him get familiar with the crew, and introducing him to senior actors...
Song Luo repaid the favor. When he happened to discover that Fu Shiyan was picky and couldn't stomach the food on set, he started cooking special meals for him every day, changing up the menu to take care of his palate.
Noticing Song Luo's thoughtfulness and care, Fu Shiyan suspected that his little fan had fallen for him and was deeply troubled by it.
Fu Shiyan: Since he's worked so hard to pursue me, maybe I should just say yes.
After preparing himself thoroughly, Fu Shiyan decided to give his adorable "little fan" a response. But just as he was about to accept his advances, he learned the truth--
Song Luo wasn't his fan at all, and he didn't love him. Fu Shiyan had imagined the whole thing.
Fu Shiyan: How could he not like me? I don't believe it!
Fu Shiyan, convinced Song Luo was hopelessly in love with him, gradually won himself over and became hopelessly entangled before he even realized it.
If the mountain won't come to me, I'll go to the mountain.
So one late night, the crew witnessed the thoroughly drunk Film Emperor Fu clinging to Song Luo at the hotel and murmuring "Wifey."
Song Luo, red in the face and unable to pry the drunkard off him: !!!
The next day, rumors of a secret romance between Film Emperor Fu and a certain little rapper spread across Hengdian.
Reader's Guide:
* Outwardly easygoing and friendly, but inwardly cold and sharp-tongued superstar vs. a wild and cocky little rapper who is actually soft, sweet, and adorable
* Male-male romance from the receiving partner's perspective. Many original settings, no real-life models. The logic exists only to serve the plot.
Theme: Work hard and strive for your dreams.
This protagonist was blocked inexplicably, and then started live streaming again after being unblocked. He didn't even find out the reasons for being blocked and unblocked. Even if he only has more than ten hours of life, if you don't understand why he was blocked, what will you do if you get blocked again? And why not change the platform to live broadcast? Does StarWorld only have one live broadcast channel? Monopoly industry?
This is the protagonist. He rushes into a place without asking for information. The history of an era is different. He dares to tell the audience about the history. He dares to live in an abandoned courtyard. There are no wild beasts, no snakes and insects. He holds a dagger in his hand. I didn't bandage the wound on my wrist, so I walked into the woods with blood on my body. I was delighted to see the ruins that the audience called "antiques". I didn't know if this was a main planet, but I wasn't afraid of being held accountable and jailed. I feel like I'm going to be a jerk for saying this.
Although there are still three hours left to hang on by a thread, don't you understand the situation of the times? That's pretty reckless. Will your life points be deducted if you unfollow me? Are you afraid of poisoning if you pick vegetables and eat them? Being irradiated?
"His insurance machine." This is a big bug for the author~ Keep fresh
"It hurts so much right now." This is a big bug for the author~ face
"Renovation of small beasts becomes a mess" is a big bug for the author ~ whole
We have already traveled to the interstellar era, and we still don't know if our era is backward or not. I wonder if the interstellar people can't speak... I laughed. And why does the male protagonist always puff up his cheeks? It's not popular to describe romance heroines like this anymore.
Let's not mention the irritating customer service. Let's talk about the protagonist. His live broadcast was banned. He didn't understand the common perceptions and taboos of the current era, so he fought with the customer service and then started broadcasting again. Isn't he afraid that he will be banned again for saying something wrong next time? He obviously knows that Star Network's personal credibility points will be deducted, which will prevent him from broadcasting on other platforms, and he is not prepared? While they value life and live broadcasts, they don't even understand the things that need to be paid attention to during live broadcasts. Just like when you go to the United States for a live broadcast, and you are unfamiliar with the country, and you keep saying "I'm inside, you're inside, you're inside," etc., It's strange that black people don't come to complain about your racial discrimination.
For the next book, "He Must Like Me", you can click on the pre-receipt column to see it. You are welcome to collect it, and the best products are guaranteed~ There are also many completed articles such as "Let go of my baby", "He is a loser after dressing up as a double", "I am popular among the stars by eating", "Nurture me, I will ward off evil spirits", click on the column to see~
Didn't I say earlier that earthly birds and beasts are mammals without laying eggs?