[Western Crossover] Living at Number 11 Grimmauld Place

My name is Eliwen Grimo, and I live at Number 11 Grimmauld Place. By day, I work diligently for the British government. By night, I own the whole street of Grimmauld Place and rake in the rent. When I was little, my mother told me there was a family of lunatics living next door. I told her Number 13 next door was empty. There weren't any lunatics there, let alone mad dogs. When I grew up, I bought Number 13 too, thinking I'd knock through the wall between Numbers 11 and 13. But the moment the wall came down, I found myself in Number 12 Grimmauld Place, packed with lunatics. A black-haired man with a weathered face that couldn't conceal his good looks pointed a wand at me and asked whether I was a Death Eater or a member of the Order of the Phoenix. I paused, then told him I was the landlord of this street. So pay up, you lunatic living at Number 12! [Please note] A wizarding war, seen from a Muggle's perspective. Believing in magic doesn't mean you yourself are a pure-blood wizard, "born superior." A crossover of Harry Potter, Sherlock, 007, and Kingsman. If all goes well, X-Men and Marvel and DC may show up too. (If it doesn't, never mind.) Theme: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland