
[Harry Potter] When I Was Dead Broke, I Boarded the Hogwarts Express to Become a Dark Magic Defense TA. I Worked Hard for Seven Years Without Getting Promoted, and Even After Voldemort Died, I Was Still Broke
[HP]当我穷得要死的时候我坐上开往霍格沃茨的火车去当黑魔法防御术课的助教然而辛辛苦苦兢兢业业七年也没转正直到伏地魔死了可我还是很穷
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- Ongoing
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- 943k Words
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 19d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Explore more →Great Harry Potter Fanfiction
Classics, mostly BG (except Black Soul Monster). Highly recommend the cover story and Owl.
Harry Potter Stories
Delicious... dug out from my collection of more than a hundred Harry Potter fanfics. Every Harry Potter fanfic included here is good.
Harry Potter Fanfiction
Harry Potter fanfiction, my gateway into novels! I've read most of these. The rest have been recommended by lots of people, but I haven't gotten around to them yet. They're all well written.
Harry Potter Romance for Female Readers
I’ve read these at least once, often more. I’ve marked the ones with no CP, meaning no obvious romance in the main story. In my book, all the other unfinished ones are all-in, hehe.
British and American Fandom Derivatives
DC, Marvel, Harry Potter, classics, and more. BG or no-couple stories only. Updates are slow. (3 stars: average; 4 stars: has its merits; 5 stars: highly recommended. JJ, give us more characters to work with...
Free
Nonhuman characters, unrequited love, pure love (BG), suspense, volleyball, HP... all pretty good. Mostly BG.
HP Fics I’m Still Stuck Reading
Waiting and waiting for updates~
Harry Potter Fics with No Romance
Great
Harry Potter Fan Fiction
Thank you to all the lovely authors for cooking for us
Derivative Fiction: Harry Potter / Western Crossovers
May you have a fairy-tale beginning and ending
A Personal Reading List for Omnivorous Readers
A personal list for a fanfic fan who reads a bit of everything: HP, Hunter x Hunter, One Piece, Haikyu!!, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Naruto, Inuyasha, Conan, and more
Welcome to Warthog Magic School!
Fanfic recommendations, thank you.
Harry Potter Fanfiction
Some Harry Potter fanfics I especially like.
A Hundred Years of Focusing on BG Fanfiction!
I read everything and love all kinds of BG fanfiction. I love the female lead unconditionally!
HP Reading List for Personal Use
Romance, no CP, and HP fics I'm personally interested in. Unread ones get four stars by default, and I'll update them later. Thanks to all the wonderful authors.
Harry Potter: To Read and Already Read
I only read BG, including all-pairings stories. Unread books start at four stars. I prefer Gryffindor. I’ll keep adding recommendations from outside the site in the comments. I rarely give low ratings. (It’s so touching when people write purely out of love.)
Harry Potter Fanfiction: Finished or Currently Reading
Saved for myself
Harry Potter Reading Notes
In progress
Harry Potter Romance
Stories pairing Harry, Cedric, and characters from the Marauders' era. Mostly just good stories.
Great Harry Potter Fanfiction
Personal taste.
Harry Potter Fanfiction
Harry Potter fanfiction
Having an HP Obsession Flare-Up (Eclectic Reader)
Introductions to Harry Potter fanfiction I've read. I'm not into the Slytherin aristocrat vibe. I prefer canon-focused stories with meticulous research, and especially enjoy a European-inspired style. Rated four or five stars.
Harry Potter, Saved for Myself
HP personal archive list.
A Mix of Genres! No Pairings or Minimal Romance
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It's so delicious. I feel so good every time that I read it from the beginning and read it again and again. It's so satisfying. Again, this article by HP's wife is amazing! Kabo is really a flesh-and-blood character with tenacious vitality. I love Kabo [Red Heart] [Red Heart] [Red Heart] without cp. Some scenes still have to be written in friendship to be delicious. Life is not all about love. The interaction between Kabo and everyone is so delicious. I can't get enough of it. Revenge of the Christmas Ball is so exciting. I used my fists to fight with Rick when he killed Pinru. There is a delicious taste with the same purpose... And I love watching the interaction between Kabo and Wolf. It is so heartwarming. Every time Mrs. Order of the Phoenix writes about No. 12 Drimo Plaza, she gets so warm and sobs [crying]. Every time I read the article, I wish I could see the ending directly. Then my wife writes out all the extra stories between Kabo and everyone, and then comes to a parallel world ABCD, a memoir of student days ABCD [Sunglasses]
God, I have to say that the author is so good at writing. The recent chapters about the issue of Sister Ka's mother and daughter have always made me feel a little heavy. But this chapter suddenly changes from the portrait of two mothers to Molly's sandwich. It changes from two mother-daughter/mother-child relationships that have been fixed in the past to the current one. When it happened, the scene and perspective changed between Molly and Percy. Along with Sister Ka, I felt Molly's ongoing and real maternal love, just like a steaming sandwich in my mouth, so my feelings also broadened along with Sister Ka's emotions. I don't know if this is a metaphor specifically made by the author, but the mother-daughter/mother-son relationships here are indeed very similar to portraits and sandwiches. Sister Ka realizes that her mother loves a vague abstract rather than a concrete person, so she will swear to her unborn daughter. However, the concrete mother in Sister Ka's heart has passed away, leaving behind a portrait fixed in the past. How can she pour her emotions into an abstract portrait? This is a two-way dislocation between her and her mother separated by life and death.
I cried, love should be very pure, why has it become so complicated? Why does love that can be sworn out turn into hate?
After two days of chasing, I finally caught up with the latest chapter. Oh my god, I really started crying from the first chapter. The beginning felt like I had read a sad article, and I had angina pectoris. If I had nothing from the beginning, I might have been numb to the pain, but Shanshan had the whole world at the beginning, and woke up and resisted in the middle. When she lost everything, I really took it in. She was so brave and strong, and she was struggling with self-destruction. If it were me, I might want to just die and start over. The gift on Christmas Eve mentioned that every day is a new day, and we must face the new day bravely. She is full of vitality like Scarlett, and suffering will make people full of spikes. But in the later period, Lupine appeared, like a ray of light, and a person took the initiative to reach out when he had no understanding of her. She took off her hands, and her thorns slowly turned into fluff. Lupine's mother is a saint, her ideal saint. I sincerely hope that after Shanshan loses everything, she can still have the ability to be happy, her dependence on Lupine, her desire for the teacher's recognition, and sympathy with Sirius. She and Sirius are like a control group, like two leaves growing on Lupin's hateful tree. I hope they can enjoy the sunshine together and walk through the dark night together. Humans are social animals. We need friends and positive social relationships. This is a growth story. The writing is very contagious and it is definitely not an old-fashioned abuse novel. [Bursts crying] I like it very much. By the way, I hope the author will also care about his own emotions (no curse intended). I have read articles for many years, and I found that writing novels is an output-oriented job, which requires the author to have a strong desire to talk, and most authors' works can reflect their current psychological state ( No guidance is intended), what I mean is that authors who can write infectious works are generally very sensitive, so they will be more sensitive to the world, so I sincerely hope that you can be happy and in good health every day [kiss] [kiss] [kiss], some small thoughts. I really love the world of Harry Potter so much,
"Who is Snape?" "Can't he be killed quietly?" Haha
Seeing this, I was very emotional. Sister Ka is like a broken mirror. Everyone sees the shadow of the past in her, and at the same time it reflects their unbearableness and reflection. She also used the broken lens to stab others, but now she faces everything peacefully. This journey has been really difficult but only took 5 short years. Sister Ka is really very powerful.
Hi, Douchi! Please forgive me for calling you in such a kind language when I left you a comment for the first time. After all, from my perspective, you have been with me for a long, long time. I really like you so much! My review may mention a lot of my own experiences and some random and illogical nonsense (such as this sentence). And since I haven't read it in a long time, the last time I read it was the fourth-grade sister Ka "dating" with the mysterious unknown Death Eater. There was still a big explosion on Harley's side. I can't remember many details. (If I find time, such as summer vacation, I have to catch up on them all!) Rather than saying this is a long review of this novel, it is more like a letter to you. It's really messy. After I finished writing it, I tried to revise it, but because my expressive ability was really limited, and the paragraphing was also a matter of writing wherever I thought, I was exhausted (sweat) Sorry, I hope you can read my long review carefully. The full text is about 3,000 words. Warm confession to Mrs. Mudumori! You are simply like a god descending to earth. How could there be such a perfect author! I really, really like your article! ! ! When I was desperately poor (well, an abbreviation... Don't worry about it!), It was the first article I saw of yours. Three years ago during the second epidemic, I had to use computers to take online classes. In the early days when Slytherin finally lost his charm, I was tired and thought about reading some non-CP articles. I looked through the Jinjiang webpage and saw a string of old names, and they looked like sand sculptures. I happily entered and exited crying. It's like if pain had a shape. . How is that? . . During that time, you were simply one of my favorite authors. I read your updates every day and went to your homepage to read all HP-related articles. But because I don't have a mobile phone or an account, I can't log in or comment... Sometimes when I read your words, I worry whether the rhythm is too slow. I think the loud boss is so good-looking! That's the rhythm! Write more about your daily life! There was a reader who pestered his wife to persuade me about the beauty battle. I also want to comfort you. Teacher, you wrote very well! Don't worry about this kind of people, just block them, but soon I found that Doucha didn't seem to care about these things at all. I am really happy for you! And in fact, from Sister Ka's mental state and the writing style of the entire article, it can be seen that you are actually not in a very good mental state, and sometimes you are really worried when you think about it. . In fact, it's not that I have no chance to create an account, but I seem to have always been a little put off from writing long reviews (I definitely don't mean that this matter is a burden to me, but, every time I think about communicating with you, I feel excited and nervous. Uh, that's not quite right, I said. Not sure, it's a bit complicated.) I remember I registered Jinjiang's account when I was in the third year of junior high school, and went to the APP to read the commentary (probably the one where Remus told Sister Ka that Snape was not as good as her, and couldn't see it on the computer web version), but I didn't say anything and ran away after reading it (eyes moved) Later, I went back to school, catching up on updates sporadically. Sometimes when I caught up with it, I would start watching it from the beginning when I had time, and I seemed to have watched it several times. Later, due to the influence of many factors, I withdrew from the hp circle (well, actually I had already withdrawn from the circle in the second grade of junior high school, but it seemed that I suddenly remembered the novel I had read before, and realized that I still didn't know what Remus said next to Sister Ka's ear. I had to download Jinjiang to take a look, and I tied it again on a whim...) In fact, I really feel that I have talked too much. There are already 900 words here (tears). I originally thought that I would just comment on the novel and stop talking about these nonsense about me. After all, it has been updated to the fifth grade. A person who has not bubbled up suddenly jumped out and said anchor anchor, I have been following you for three years. It is as inexplicable and annoying as the kind of relatives who say that I hugged you when I was a child. But I really want to talk about these things, because Douzhao has a really great impact on me. For example, when I was in the first year of junior high school, I didn't have much contact with things like women's rights. I only came across them occasionally by watching videos, but I saw it in your article, including the incident of serving in the US military. Before that, I had never heard of the word serving in the US military. In a sense, you can be regarded as the semi-enlightener of my female thoughts (I don't mean to blame you, just kidding) For another example, as I said before, I read this article just after I deenchanted Slytherin, and this article and Harry Next Door happen to be fans who write more about Snape. The first part of this article explains Quirrell, and Harley Next Door's description of Colin, a minor supporting character in the original work. It's also very brilliant. The sentence from Harley next door about the relationship between dogs and wolves, "We are not each other's best friends, but we are each other's only friends" is really the analysis I first saw that is most in line with my current understanding. You really made me think about some characters in HP again. For another example, I used to hate long and difficult sentences because it slowed down my reading speed by more than one level, but now I can't control myself from using long and difficult sentences in places other than composition. My favorite writing style has also become like yours: (Well, suddenly here I have started to do reading comprehension, but the wording is not so standard, leave me alone... And although these paragraphs are marked 123, they still have no internal logic. It gives me a headache and makes me feel tired...) ① The whole is depressing but there are often funny plots in the middle. Sister Ka (and Harley) are really superb in black humor. In some places, I laughed so hard that I burst into tears. (I still remember the first time I watched Sister Ka pass the dog-wolf card in the office. The three of them were in the office. She cried and laughed, and I followed Sister Ka and cried and laughed...) Alas, the core of comedy is tragedy... …② In some background narrative parts or places with fast-paced series of actions or conflicts, long and difficult sentences will be used. At first glance, it feels a bit dramatic, and then in more lyrical places, parallel sentences are combined with short sentences, and some broken sentences are directly spliced together, which is particularly emotionally expressive! I received a gift from my dead ex-boyfriend at Christmas, Riddle tried to use a diary to trap Sister Ka, and what left me behind yesterday. The chapters contained a lot of psychological descriptions, and I was particularly impressed. I cried all the time in those chapters. In fact, this one is basically all the characteristics of the first person, but I really think that many of the dialogues are really super tense. At that time, Gouzi said that I am also a pure blood, which made me burst into tears. Although I saw in the comment area before that my wife was joking about putting these two people together for a fake marriage and Snape to be the witness (so it really didn't Could this be possible? A side story would work, or Snape's nightmare would work... It's really funny, and it's inexplicably happy.) But this sentence inexplicably makes it feel like all the hardships have come, and the future doesn't seem to be so difficult now that there are really people around. I think this kind of dialogue is really delicate and requires strong rhythm control. It's super awesome. . I also like the protagonist's casual narration and so on. I think this kind of essay style is very suitable for Sister Ka's mental state, and it is also in line with my own personality. . (Ps. I have really been obsessed with dramas in the past two years) ④Character creation is an aspect that I think is very, very powerful. Every character is three-dimensional, multi-faceted, and struggling. Sister Ka's growth line is clear and natural. Some of the original characters Dumbledore, Snape, Harry, Malfoy, Remus, Sirius... Each of them is described very well, and it is very consistent with them in my mind. . . The original characters Dolly, Lithgow, Shafiq, Holman, and Constantine (I hope I remember correctly) are all very unique, and they just make up for some of the inconvenient plots of the original characters. The first two friends also gave Sister Ka a loyal and touching friendship (alas, I cried so much during the Dolly part of the 100 Questions extra chapter). In fact, the past events of the protagonists are also very exciting. The story is passionate, and the grievances and love and hate are intertwined. Looking back now, it seems that every step is tied up. I remembered again that the author mentioned that some people in the comments section did not get it when writing about the friendship between Remus and Sister Ca. In fact, I really like this kind of friendship between gentlemen as light as water! And for Remus, he is someone who has been through it a little bit but not completely. Looking at Cassandra's love and hatred, Dog Wolf Ka and the three of them have similar backgrounds. I feel so comfortable watching the interaction between these people. Please continue to produce more, boss! I would like to ask if you have any plans to engage in actual sales after Doucha? If the boss has this idea, please stick to it. I'm really looking forward to this. . . Well, that is, if I happen to not follow your news for a long time when the book is finished and published later, can you please leave a place for me? I really, really like your book. It is no exaggeration to say that this is the fanfic I have followed for the longest time, and I have no doubt that When I Was Poor as Death will soon become the novel I have followed for the longest time. If I miss this opportunity, I will be secretly sad for a long time. . I don't deny that entities are really troublesome, especially for long-form fan fiction. You still have a lot of things to do in your own life, so I won't be particularly disappointed if you don't have it. I definitely don't mean to kidnap the teacher morally. At worst, please let me print it myself. . . But that will have to wait until the end. I'm a little curious if the boss can finish it before my college entrance examination. (I don't mean to rush the update, just follow your own pace. It's a bit late so I won't change it yet, but I feel that if I don't post it today, I may have to postpone it until the Dragon Boat Festival (...) I decided to leave the comment to the latest chapter, even though I haven't started reading it yet. . . Anyway, thank you for seeing it now! Really like your article! If my wife doesn't mind, I would like to come and chat with you often about the plot and daily life, and look forward to having more interactions, and even talk about making friends... (But it seems that I am a bit too eager at the moment... But judging from other comments before, the goddess seems to like interaction...) I hope it doesn't disturb you. In addition, congratulations to the goddess on the 900,000-word milestone! Good night!
I don't know if Percy will come back in the future. After reading other comments, I feel that Percy and Kagou are indeed another comparison. I feel that Percy has enough love from his family, which makes him desire more in other aspects, such as power and status.
It's really the best book about Sirius' friendship
I really like the discussion of the mother-child relationship in this chapter... I have always thought that Sister Card and the dog godfather are similar in terms of mother-child relationship (or family relationship), but if we abstract away from the differences in family background and intention of running away from home, then Percy can also join this discussion of mother-child relationship, and even form a perfect contrast with Card Dog: what Percy desires is what Card Dog hates.