In her previous life, Xu Xingli saved three psychotic villainous men, only to be killed by the three of them working together.
All three wanted to keep her for themselves, but they drove her into a corner.
She was reborn at sixteen and inexplicably bound to a Happy Family HE System.
[Save the pitiful little villains! Complete missions to earn points and exchange them for rewards. You can ask for anything that exists in this world, such as wealth, fame, power...]
[You have five trial points. What would you like to buy?]
Xu Xingli asked, "Can I decide where the reward appears?"
System: "Yes."
Xu Xingli: "Then use all the points to buy glue and deliver it into the brains of those three psychos."
System: "...You are not allowed to harm the target characters."
Xu Xingli gave a cool "Oh," then settled for the next best thing: "Change their uniform trousers into girls' uniforms."
On the day of the flag-raising ceremony, the school's three famous future big shots appeared before the entire student body wearing school uniform skirts.
The three future big shots were thrown into a state of utter confusion. Their eyes reddened as they thought in unison: It has to be those two idiots who did this to me!
The three big shots got into a fight. Xu Xingli, the culprit, smiled faintly, keeping her contribution and her name well hidden.
System: "..."
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Everyone at school knew that Xu Xingli was a magician who loved and hated with equal intensity.
When she was in a good mood, she could conjure up a pigeon out of thin air.
When she was unhappy, she could casually pull out a hammer.
Xu Xingli's new school life was thriving, and she was having the time of her life messing with people.
Just when everyone thought she could do whatever she wanted and nobody could control her, a refined and aloof transfer student joined her class.
The System immediately let out a jubilant warning: The person with the highest redemption score, who is on the verge of turning evil, has appeared. Host, hurry and kiss him, hug him, and lift him up high! Earn points and reach the pinnacle of life!
Before Xu Xingli could react, he walked straight up to her, menace roiling in his eyes. "Avoiding me?"
Xu Xingli: "..."
This one's beyond saving. Seriously.
He looked down at her, his expression unreadable. "Say something."
Xu Xingli: "Maybe next time?"
After saying that, she performed a disappearing act right there on the spot. She vanished without a trace, leaving behind a pigeon to stare wide-eyed at him.
Transfer student: "..."
She was going to drive him to his grave sooner or later.
#A goofball is the perfect natural enemy of a dark, twisted psycho. More fun for the intellectually challenged#
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Please add my upcoming novel to your collection: I Became a God in the World of Metaphysics Thanks to the Comments
Bai Ningning is a timid girl who can see comments and is afraid of ghosts. By chance, she joins the Academy for Paranormal Research. Too cowardly to catch ghosts, she becomes the bottom-ranked student at the academy and is mocked as a pretty but useless girl, a backdoor admission, and a decorative vase.
Until she figured out the right way to use the comments: believe half of what they say.
Comments: [Her three older brothers are coming to find her! They'll spoil Ningning rotten =w=]
She could only believe half, so that meant 1.5 older brothers.
Bai Ningning looked at her brothers with a peculiar expression. "Why is there half of one...?"
Her second older brother, a member of the mystic sect who used a wheelchair, was overjoyed. "You really are gifted. You can even see through my half-human, half-ghost constitution."
Bai Ningning: "???"
Comments: [???]
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Comments: [The arrogant hero is going to crush the Demon-Repelling Pearl tonight. Will Ningning figure it out ahead of time?]
Bai Ningning: ? Thanks, now I know.
A Demon-Repelling Pearl sounded like the perfect treasure for a girl afraid of ghosts. With it, she wouldn't have to worry about ghosts getting close to her.
Bai Ningning went to claim the treasure, armed with a knife, only to receive some terrible news.
[Who could have guessed that an evil ghost was sealed inside the Demon-Repelling Pearl?]
[Ningning really did figure it out and rush over to save him. A moment ago, the arrogant hero nearly got crushed to death by the ghost QAQ]
[Ningning, turn around and look! I'm getting anxious! The ghost is right behind you!]
"?"
The more frightened Bai Ningning was, the calmer she became. She struck backward with her knife, keeping her hand behind her back.
"Your spiritual aperture isn't open, yet you can sense my presence? How interesting."
The evil ghost smiled faintly and slipped into her knife.
Comments: [Did Ningning kill the evil ghost with one strike? So she's this strong! That's a thousand-year-old Ghost Ancestor!]
The arrogant hero suddenly understood. "You went so far as to reveal your strength just to help me exorcise the ghost. I will never forget your great kindness!"
Bai Ningning: "..."
Help, it seems nobody noticed that a ghost had framed her QAQ
The good news: Her knife had become a ghost-repelling blade.
The bad news: An evil ghost lived inside the knife, and she was scared o(╥﹏╥)o
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After one battle, Bai Ningning became a legend. Everyone in the metaphysical world knew that there was no ghost she couldn't catch and no fortune she couldn't tell.
Countless wealthy people lined up at her door, ready to spend a fortune for a reading.
Bai Ningning: "...I really can't tell fortunes, and I'm afraid of ghosts."
Wealthy people: I must not be offering enough. If I increase it tenfold, would you consider it?
Comments: [She's bragging again. I don't believe she can't tell fortunes.]
[Being afraid of ghosts is just your Ning's disguise.]
Bai Ningning: "..."
Even though I rely on the comments to tell fortunes every day and catch ghosts by letting them frame me, I'm a good young person who firmly believes in materialism.
#If I can't see it, then there are no ghosts in this world#
Little scene:
Evil ghost: "Oh? Afraid of ghosts? But everyone says you love me."
Bai Ningning: "?"
Evil ghost: "They all say you're a cute little ghost."
(*The word "cute" here means especially, very, or really.)
A girl afraid of ghosts x a thousand-year-old Ghost Ancestor
Theme: Study hard. Knowledge changes your destiny, and once you have the means, use them to help the world.
Congratulations on the completion!
Damn it, no wonder Xingli is so afraid of pigeons. It turns out that it was Gao Wei Xiaoyun who did the good deeds and let the original Xiaoyun take the blame.
What the hell is this system? I wanted to see Xu Xingli and Yun Yan fall in love sweetly, but Yun Yan was gone? ?
Finished reading! ! Everyone is a very good person.
Hahahahahaha, it turns out it's the fault
Are you about to start sweet love?
Yun Yan is becoming more and more present.
Looking back, I think that when Luo Jiamao is said to be a white-eyed wolf, he actually refers to the system, and then he implicitly tells Yun Yan that the heroine and the system are now in the Cold War stage.
"Xu Zhiyuan" gave the author a big worm~
I won't reject you, you're too cute
Damn, why did the high-dimensional world suddenly appear? (Panic) I thought this was a sand sculpture, kora! It's like I missed something (I crawled back to look for the things I missed)
Congratulations on the completion! Damn it, no wonder Xingli is so afraid of pigeons. It turns out that it was Gao Wei Xiaoyun who did the good deeds and let the original Xiaoyun take the blame.
What the hell is this system? I wanted to see Xu Xingli and Yun Yan fall in love sweetly, but Yun Yan was gone? ?
Finished reading! ! Everyone is a very good person.
Hahahahahaha, it turns out it's the fault
Are you about to start sweet love?
Yun Yan is becoming more and more present.
Looking back, I think that when Luo Jiamao is said to be a white-eyed wolf, he actually refers to the system, and then he implicitly tells Yun Yan that the heroine and the system are now in the Cold War stage.
"Xu Zhiyuan" gave the author a big worm~
I won't reject you, you're too cute
Damn, why did the high-dimensional world suddenly appear? (Panic) I thought this was a sand sculpture, kora! It's like I missed something (I crawled back to look for the things I missed)