Where's the Promised Do-Nothing Substitute Script? QAQ

Chi Yang worked herself to death from overtime while caught up in the cutthroat competition of the quick transmigration bureau, then transmigrated into the body of a fake heiress who had been abandoned by everyone. This time, she was determined to be an emotionless, carefree slacker. Chi Yang: Nothing can hurt me. No matter what happens, I won't have another emotional reaction. Ji Jiaran pushed a black card in front of her. "I'll pay you ten million a year to pretend to be my wife." Chi Yang's emotions didn't waver, but her DNA kicked in: I'm done pretending. No one is better at role-playing than me. If I do a good job, can I get paid double? - When word got out that Chi Yang would appear on a variety show, the whole world waited to laugh at her. The trailer was flooded with insults: "Why is Chi Yang slacking off again? Is she here on vacation?" "Only a loser would make a lazy-fish persona their brand. She's hopeless." After the show aired, viewers were astonished to discover that lazy-fish Chi Yang always rose to the occasion. She could scale walls and leap across rooftops, dive for abalone on the ocean floor, sing alongside the King of Singers with a voice that lingered in the air, and hold her own against an award-winning actress. More importantly, she had eyes only for Ji Jiaran and was willing to be both a gracious hostess and a wonderful cook for him. The haters were mortified: Sorry, I'm the one who's hopeless. Netizens shed envious tears: Where can you find a wife this perfect? Ji Jiaran: Become the richest man in the country. Chi Yang: ...I think there's something wrong with my husband. - Coming soon: The Wacky Heroine Gets a Redemption Script, a zany school-life comedy with a groveling arc. In her previous life, Xu Xingli saved three deranged villainous men, only for all three to join forces and kill her. They all wanted to make her their own, but drove her into a dead end. She was reborn at sixteen and inexplicably bound to a happily-ever-after System. [Save the pitiful villain! Complete missions to earn points and exchange them for rewards. You can ask for anything that exists in this world, such as wealth, fame, power...] [You have five trial points. What would you like to buy?] Xu Xingli asked, "Can I choose where the rewards appear?" System: Yes. Xu Xingli: Buy nothing but paste, and send it into those three lunatics' brains. System: ...You may not harm your targets. Xu Xingli coolly said, "Oh," then settled for this: Change their uniform pants into girls' pants. On the day of the flag-raising ceremony, the school's three famous future big shots appeared before the entire student body wearing uniform skirts. The three future big shots were thrown into a panic, their eyes turning red. It had to be those two idiots who did this to me! The three big shots started fighting, while the culprit, Xu Xingli, smiled faintly, taking her secrets to the grave. System: ... - Everyone at school knew Xu Xingli was a magician who loved and hated with all her heart: When she was in a good mood, she could make a dove appear out of thin air. When she was unhappy, she could pull out a hammer without a second thought. Xu Xingli's new school life was going splendidly, and she was having the time of her life playing tricks on people. Just when everyone thought she was a law unto herself and no one could control her, a refined, aloof transfer student joined her class. The System immediately sounded a jubilant warning: The target with the highest redemption score, who is about to turn evil, has appeared! Host, hurry and kiss him, hug him, and lift him up high! Earn points and reach the pinnacle of life! Before Xu Xingli could react, he walked straight up to her, fury churning in his eyes. "Avoiding me?" Xu Xingli: "..." This one can't be saved. He really can't. He looked down at her, his expression unreadable. "Speak." Xu Xingli: "Maybe next time?" After saying that, she performed a magic trick and vanished on the spot, leaving behind a dove to stare wide-eyed at him. Transfer student: "..." She's going to drive me to my grave one day. #A goofball heroine is the natural enemy of dark, twisted angst; idiots have the most fun# Theme: Don't give up easily when you face difficulties. The world will always be bright and warm.