Precautions for Growing Emperor Mushrooms

[Order more than one piece of short stories, please support~] Lin Ling is a little mushroom that grows on the beam of the royal study room. He watches the tyrant's daily life every day—— Their homes were confiscated and the nine tribes were exiled. Xiao Mushroom didn't have any objections to this, but the little flower pot he used to bask in the moon was always implicated innocently, and the memorial along with it was thrown to the ground with clatter. So he complained every day in his dreams, and the tyrant gave him a new flowerpot in return. Lin Ling was looking at the new flowerpot he had just received from the rafters, and was happily dreaming of living in it, when the tyrant became angry again. As soon as the tyrant raised his hand, Lin Ling immediately whispered nervously: "When you get angry and want to smash something, please don't smash my new flower pot again." There was a sudden silence in the pavilion. In full view of the crowd, the tyrant turned around and moved the flowerpot first. The two forces were fighting, and the minister who didn't dare to take a second look realized later that the emperor, who was decisive in killing, was also learning to grow a soft and small mushroom. Ps: The dynasty is imaginary, the language is modern, cookies before bed/reading books to lull you to sleep, if you read with your brain, you may not be able to fall asleep OvO The small illustration in the main character column thanks the reader @Osborn for kissing me pps: There are many short stories of the same type in the column. They are all independent short stories with the same protagonist. If you like it, you can go to Kangkang~ ——Advance payment—— [Maybe open this one first, save it if you like it] "It's a desk pet, not a virus!" Shi Changyuan is a recently retired e-sports champion. He is famous for being dull and boring, but netizens have discovered that something is not normal about him recently—— The default wallpaper that I had used for eight years suddenly appeared with pink bubbles, I registered a lot of dress-up game accounts, and the live broadcast interface also had a Q version of a lop-eared bunny who can show love. Netizens suspected that he was either in love or had his body taken away from him. Shi Changyuan's explanation was: There was a virus in the computer. — Lin Ling is a desk pet elf who lives in the new owner's computer. He deleted the rogue anti-virus software four times when he took office. He was panting from exhaustion before he realized that the other party had done it on purpose. Lin Ling was so angry that she moved the word "bad" from the document and put it in the bubble box to accuse the other party! Shi Changyuan looked at the little man who frantically wrote the word "bad" when he poked it, and the screen that was about to be flooded with electronic tears. He was silent for a while, lifted the heartbroken man to the top frame of the desktop, and then opened the search—— #What should I do if the computer virus cries? #How to raise computer viruses? Motto: What you want requires hard work to achieve