The full text is finished, and the next book "Hello, can you pick my head off for me" will be released on October 24~
Tang Yan penetrated into the Machiavellian novel and successfully survived to the end. When he returned home, he felt that he had sublimated.
As soon as he returned home, he heard that he was a fake young master. Everyone sympathized with him and watched the joke, waiting for this beautiful fool to be kicked out of the house and live on the street.
Tang Yan looked at those people with a straight face and snorted: Now I am not the same person as before.
I, the scheming bully, am cruel and ruthless!
The true young master returned, and Tang Yan decided to give him a showdown to determine his position as the younger brother in the family. This is the thirty-sixth strategy to capture the thief and capture the king!
Seeing that the other party was nearly 185 years old, Tang Yan deliberately stood on the steps of the door and despised the other party, "Since you want to live in this house, you have to follow my rules! From now on, I respect you and you are inferior, I am older and you are younger."
Tang Yan paused and said fiercely, "Call me brother!"
Pei Juehan:...
When the real young master entered the house, Tang Yan began to tease and humiliate him, instructing him to wash clothes and cook, warm his feet and wait for his clothes to be changed. He treated him like an ancient maid. These were thirty-six strategies to wait for work!
Tang Yan stepped on the opponent's knee with his bare feet, tilted his head and looked at the opponent, "Don't accept it?"
Pei Juehan:...
After he experienced the young master's incomparable "torture" and thirty-six tactics.
Pei Juehan smiled.
Pei Juehan once picked up a very beautiful little prince in the cold palace to play with, but his little highness was too stupid.
He acted as a secret guard to protect his life, but he was almost deceived by others.
He became a tutor and taught him how to read people's hearts. As a result, he was involved in the struggle for the throne and was left alone.
He became the regent and planned to protect this little fool for the rest of his life, but the other party left as soon as he said so.
He searched for it all his life and never closed his eyes. When he opened his eyes again, he saw his little highness standing on the steps, arrogant and wanton, saying to him——
"Call me brother."
Step by step, he coaxed his stupid little highness into his arms and suppressed him under him. "Is this how to use what I taught you?"
Tang Yan looked at the extremely familiar figure in front of him and burst into tears. He pressed up to him and kissed him to please him, "Then, you can teach me some more..."
Ps:
① Attacking is crazy, but it has never and will never hurt the victim in the past, present or future.
② I will write about the reasons, changes and obsessions for being so crazy. I will write about it later, focusing on treating a disease.
③[Highlight: Not a perfect character, the essence is the education literature of beautiful bad children + dog training literature (in fact, I don't think it is bad, he is just afraid, I will write about it later)]
④The delicate and stupid beauties who think they have a lot of minds are doted on by x Machiavellian, and they protect their stupid wife all the way, but the wife wears it back, and the loyal dog attack is a big mistake (that's why he is crazy)
———Next book————
"Hello, can you help me pick up my head?"
Mumu is a Piao of unknown age. He found a body for himself, which is a small skeleton.
Mumu was so excited that he could finally touch something. He carefully avoided humans and did what he liked.
He liked the sound of rain hitting his body, so he ran to the balcony every day.
He also likes the soft cotton and sneaks into the doll to roll around.
Of course, what he likes most is watching a particularly handsome house owner write and draw.
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Although it is still difficult to make friends, he is very satisfied with this life!
Fu Heqing is a staunch materialist. Apart from always picking up discarded skull toys recently, he didn't feel anything unusual. It wasn't until the servants resigned one by one that he finally realized the existence of a small thing.
Windows that are opened inexplicably on rainy days, teddy bears that move in the middle of the night, the sense of peeping in the study...
Just as he was about to contact the police station, a skull head rolled to his feet.
Then a timid voice came from behind the bookcase——
"H-Hello, can you help me pick up my head..."
"I seem to be stuck QAQ"
Fu Heqing's paralyzed face, which had not changed for thousands of years, slowly cracked. _
———Download the next copy————
"The little salted fish zombie doesn't want to be chased"
Xianyi is a pretty young man who is both delicate and lazy. He always fails the physical examination, but he never knew that the apocalypse would break out and the zombie crisis would break out.
Xianyi didn't want to live a hard life, nor did he want to be chased by zombies for a thousand meters all day long, so he cut his fingers open with a knife, smeared a little zombie saliva on them, and lay on the bed waiting for mutation.
His eyes closed and opened, mutating. Sadly, he was still conscious!
Good news, he no longer needs to be chased by zombies for a thousand meters!
Bad news, he will be chased by humans for a thousand meters...
So he began his career as a wallflower.
When the zombies have an advantage, Xianyi will follow behind the high-level zombies, picking and choosing.
He picked up the forgotten clean apple, raised his pretty little face and asked the big zombie in front of him: Don't you want this? Then I'll eat it!
The Zombie King, who has not yet evolved language, moved stiffly, carefully touched Xianyi's hand, and placed the many fruits he found in his arms.
When humans come, Xianyi disguises himself as a human and follows behind the strongest humans, picking and choosing and stuttering.
He wore a hood and squatted next to the human being grilling meat, staring at the other person's neck and drooling, and discussed: Can you give me a bite?
The human was about to scold this kid who was always a freeloader, but when he saw the pretty face under the hood, he made a move and handed over the entire barbecue in his hand.
Xianyi is really "getting around" with that pretty face.
Good news, the human said he would always keep him.
Bad news, the zombie king is still looking for him.
After Xianyi's car overturned, he carried the train for a thousand meters overnight and collapsed from exhaustion.
He fell into the arms of the strongest human being, looked across at the zombie king whose eyes turned red instantly, and said to him in a hoarse voice: "Come here, we are the same kind."
The strongest human chuckled and hugged him tighter, "I've already bitten you, don't you want to be responsible?"
It's just a Shura field, don't panic about small problems.
Xianyi slowly lay down and let them solve the rest by themselves.
Motto: Confidence is the most important thing
