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Blurb:
Xiao Jingran heard that his family planned to arrange an engagement between him and his longtime nemesis, Lu Zhihuai. Terrified, he fled home and took off down the highway in the middle of the night.
Unfortunately, he got into a car accident and hit his head.
He woke up in the hospital with a brain injury and jumbled memories.
He couldn't remember anything, except that he had a husband he loved very, very much.
His husband's name was Lu Zhihuai...
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When Lu Zhihuai heard that his nemesis had crashed after speeding down the highway in the middle of the night to escape their wedding, he gleefully rushed to the hospital
Before he could get a taunt out, a soft little head nuzzled into his arms, looking aggrieved. "Honey, what took you so long?"
The taunt stuck in his throat, and Lu Zhihuai's expression cracked.
All right, man, what trick are you trying to pull this time?
His bargain-bin wife had dropped out of the sky, but Lu Zhihuai didn't want him.
Xiao Jingran called him "honey."
Lu Zhihuai frowned. "Call me something else."
Xiao Jingran wanted to cuddle up to him.
Lu Zhihuai said flatly, "Don't come any closer!"
In the middle of the night, Xiao Jingran knocked on his door and pitifully said he was cold sleeping alone.
Lu Zhihuai slammed the door shut. "Turn on the AC."
Xiao Jingran shyly asked when they were getting married.
Lu Zhihuai: "Who said I'd marry you? What kind of horror story is this?"
Later, as his nemesis's sweet talk wore him down, Lu Zhihuai gradually lost himself and decided to muddle through the rest of his life with his bargain-bin wife.
But on their wedding day, Young Master Xiao's brain suddenly cleared up...
Once his mind was back to normal, Young Master Xiao immediately pulled up his pants and disowned him, then angrily threw a divorce agreement at him.
Lu Zhihuai: ????? What the hell!
Mr. Lu, already in too deep, gritted his teeth, tore up the divorce agreement, and switched to a win-back-your-wife plot:
When Xiao Jingran went clubbing, he stayed by his side every second, afraid his wife would run off.
When Xiao Jingran watched a male streamer dance, he tipped him so generously he became the stream's top supporter, on the condition that the streamer end the broadcast.
When Xiao Jingran complimented a popular top-tier star on his physique, Lu Zhihuai pinned him to the wall, all jealous and seductive. "Your husband's abs are better. Don't believe me? Feel for yourself~"
*An expert in the 'I didn't want it, but now I do' top × a tsundere, fiery bottom
*A silly, sweet childhood-friends-to-lovers rom-com. No angst.
My next book, The Little Drama Queen Is Carrying the Villain's Baby, is coming soon. Please add it to your reading list!
Jian Fan transmigrated into a book and became a cannon-fodder male supporting character in a business-warfare novel.
The cannon fodder was hopelessly in love with the male lead, who had every golden finger imaginable. He even agreed to marry the male lead's nemesis, the biggest villain in the book, enduring humiliation just to steal business secrets for his beloved.
But the villain exposed him in the first three chapters and threw him in prison, where he died miserably.
After reading the plot, Jian Fan thought: ...Is there really no way to save this?
Luckily, he arrived early, before the cannon-fodder male supporting character started courting death by stealing secrets.
Jian Fan: I need to get the hell out of here!
Before running, he met his bargain-bin husband, Li Siyuan, the handsome, tragic villain.
Looking at the man's peerlessly handsome face, perfectly proportioned body, and cold, chaste aura, Jian Fan couldn't help swallowing.
Help! This man looks like Nuwa sculpted him to hit every single one of my aesthetic preferences.
Jian Fan is a card-carrying pretty-face lover, and now he doesn't want to run.
He admits it: he's a shameless horndog, and he wants that man's body.
With a husband this handsome, why steal business secrets? Isn't seducing him way better?
He'll do that first, then run away. Perfect!
Heh heh!
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Li Siyuan had long known that his family's marriage arrangement was intended to place a spy by his side. He also knew that the man was hopelessly in love with his nemesis.
So even before they got married, he was already full of disgust and suspicion toward him.
On their wedding night, he looked at the pretty, obedient young man on the bed and warned him coldly, "Remember your place!"
The young man's cheeks flushed. He smiled shyly. "I know. I'm yours now!"
"Honey~"
The sugary "honey" made Li Siyuan's scalp prickle. He said nothing.
Before he could collect himself, the man on the bed winked at him. His slender, fair foot gently brushed against Li Siyuan's trouser leg, seductive in both manner and voice. "Want to, baby?"
"Let's try something different tonight."
Li Siyuan: ???
What the hell? Why is this bargain-bin husband nothing like the rumors?
Halfway through the story, after getting everything he wanted and having the time of his life, Jian Fan counted the days and decided it was time to pull his pants back on and run.
But halfway through his escape, he noticed that his belly was mysteriously getting bigger and bigger
Jian Fan's expression cracked. "..."
This is wrong! This plot is wrong!!! Weren't we supposed to have business warfare? How did this turn into a male pregnancy romance?
Theme: Love only matters when both people move toward each other
New column article [The little writer is pregnant with the villain's son] has been published
The aloof and abstinent boss attack* is skinny, slutty and seductive
A sweet little piece of sand sculpture, updated daily, please collect it~
I really like the author's writing style, it's funny yet heartwarming. Sweet but also naive.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh it's so sweet, please give it to the author, Mr. Lu and Ranran Jiujiu!!
Finished spreading flowers! There are a lot of amnesia jokes and nice little sweet articles! If you're not interested in the campus, don't buy them all!
Chase quickly, chase quickly. Sweet sweet
This means that Mr. Lu will speed up and chase people.
It's too short. I really want to continue watching.
One chapter a day is simply not enough
Chasing my wife. Ranran let him chase for a while longer
New column article [The little writer is pregnant with the villain's son] has been published The aloof and abstinent boss attack* is skinny, slutty and seductive A sweet little piece of sand sculpture, updated daily, please collect it~
I really like the author's writing style, it's funny yet heartwarming. Sweet but also naive.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh it's so sweet, please give it to the author, Mr. Lu and Ranran Jiujiu!!
Finished spreading flowers! There are a lot of amnesia jokes and nice little sweet articles! If you're not interested in the campus, don't buy them all!
Chase quickly, chase quickly. Sweet sweet
This means that Mr. Lu will speed up and chase people.
It's too short. I really want to continue watching.
One chapter a day is simply not enough
Chasing my wife. Ranran let him chase for a while longer
Update quickly and don't make me beg you.