[Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen] Hanyu Thinks This Won’t Do

Hanyu Masahiko first met Geto Suguru when he was fourteen. He took a moment to stare in silence at the boy, who looked strangely like a kidnapper (not really), but still brought the fox-eyed boy and two little girls home with him. From that day on, his life seemed to turn upside down. The capricious strongest sorcerer, the phantom thief in white, the determined undercover agents... They had all once seemed so far removed from his life, but now they were part of his daily routine? "Hello~" On his way to study at Jujutsu High, he even found an uninvited black cat at home during one of his rare visits. Was it the former partner of his cousin, the one he'd heard about but never met? Hanyu Masahiko wondered uncertainly. Then one day, Hanyu Masahiko learned some things from the Cursed Spirit Manipulator, and from that day on, he deeply understood one thing. Better to drive others crazy than wear yourself down. So he decided to go abroad and find allies who could help him cause trouble... The cat who made him decide: ω Life abroad wasn't exactly smooth sailing, but it wasn't a big problem, except for getting tangled up with a certain white-haired fox... "I can't even see the world in your eyes. How could someone like you love anyone else?" Hanyu Masahiko asked, genuinely puzzled. ", Can you really see me in your eyes?" "You chose to reach out and hold him the first time you met. Why not try reaching out for me?" The white-haired young man had bright, unwavering eyes. "Since you put it that way, I'll take you at your word, for now." After carefully considering it, he finally replied. * Not long after returning to Japan, he happened to see his childhood friend fall from the sky, wounded by a gunshot. He forced a smile. It seemed his childhood friend had gotten himself an incredible side job... After transferring from Jujutsu High, where adults liked making minors work overtime, to a normal high school, Hanyu Masahiko watched the familiar-looking young English gentleman and his childhood friend square off, utterly confused. "...Kaito, why do you know so many troublesome people?" After hearing about his childhood friend's eventful life, he fell silent. Then his childhood friend and the young detective who was at odds with him both fell silent too. Kuroba Kaito: "Could it be that I know all these troublesome people because you know them too, Masahiko?" Hanyu Masahiko blinked innocently. "Maybe it's because I'm troublesome too?" Hanyu Masahiko: ω "Luckily, my troubles are about to be completely resolved~" His black-haired childhood friend: "???" [Before You Read] * Geto Suguru is reborn. He returns to the period shortly before defecting, so he still runs away, but he doesn't massacre the village. After dying, he was taught a lesson by Lord Hozuki. He was reborn because he got caught up in a fight between Hozuki and Hakutaku. * Masahiko will attend Jujutsu High, but he will drop out partway through. His classmates are all original characters. * Masahiko and Kaito are childhood friends. * Side pairings: TanaChuu, SuguGojo and GojoSugu. 1. These are my own interpretations, so there will definitely be some OOC. 2. The CP is Byakuran. 3. If you don't like it, please don't complain. Feel free to click away. Thank you. Theme: Protect the cat Gojo and kill the brain!