I, Su Nian, Won't Stand for This

[Comedy]

Everyday slice of life, perfect bathroom reading~

From starring in TV dramas like The CEO's Forty-Three-Year-Old Lover and The Aloof Immortal Lord Raises Pigs, to taking part in every variety of talent show, Su Nian remained a lukewarm, D-list celebrity.

That was until she was forced to join the dating show Warmth of You, after which a behind-the-scenes clip from the program leaked.

She was pinned down on a hospital bed and kissed until her face was flushed red. The kiss was passionate and tender, enough to make anyone who saw it blush and their heart race.

Her designated on-screen partner stood nearby, cursing up a storm.

The fans wildly spun this moment into a forbidden romance between a brother-in-law and his younger brother's wife. Onlookers quickly switched sides and started shipping the scandalous couple.

Su Nian said: Stop shipping us. It's all fake.

But! She never expected that when she and her on-screen partner fell out, the idiot would be livestreaming!

What had she said?

That she had touched his older brother! All over his body!!!

Comments: It'd be hard to end this without a wedding.

Everyone is a goofball except the male lead.

One-on-one romance, both leads are sexually inexperienced.

(There are too many jokes to choose from for the blurb. Anyway, it's hilarious and ridiculous. If you don't laugh, you can chop me up.)

Note: The dating show here means two celebrities are paired as a couple.

Talent show → dating show → talent show

That's it, show's over!

I'm a new author, so I hope you'll show me lots of support. Kisses!

[Also updating: He Is Arrogant About Me]

After gaining a hundred thousand followers, Jiang Ning finally decided to show her face. During that vlog shoot, she pulled Bai Zhouyao over.

She had just removed his earring when she noticed his hand on her waist.

She had just moved his hand away and started putting the earring back in when he leaned in and kissed her.

"..." After Jiang Ning threw a fit at Bai Zhouyao, she said with righteous indignation, "I don't want to have to comfort you every time."

"Hm?"

She timidly tried to make up for it: "If I'm comforting you, that means I've made you angry. I don't want to make you angry."

Bai Zhouyao chuckled. "All right, I get it."

A little later.

He raised an eyebrow. "You like me to death, don't you?"

Jiang Ning: "..."

Only later, when she went back to dig through the old footage, did she find the comments flooding the screen.

[Is her boyfriend declaring his territory?]

Wow, so that's the truth.

Everyone has a standout figure in their youth. Bai Zhouyao casually crushed a soda can in his hand, his features sharp and striking. Girls from other schools fought for a glimpse of him, but he could barely be bothered to look up.

Jiang Ning thought that someone like him would only ever stoop to acting shamelessly around her once...

Time would wash everything away.

Later, Bai Zhouyao got drunk. He entered the number he knew by heart, deleted it, entered it again, and deleted it again. After repeating this several times, he finally made the call.

...The cold, mechanical voice in his ear was unbearably sharp.

The bartender asked with a smile, "Calling your girlfriend?"

"No." He curled his lips into a knowing smile.

"Calling a liar."

Eight years later, the only thing he had forgotten was that she had never loved him.

Theme: My obsession with you, and the love and hate intertwined, all kept hidden beneath a calm facade