The Longevity Game Begins at 80

Synopsis:

At eighty years old, Lin Yueheng arrived in this world.

Her hair had turned white, she'd lost all her teeth, and she was even lame.

What was more infuriating was that the village's handsome forty-year-old bachelor thought she was too old, then turned around and started dating sixty-year-old Wang Chunhua.

Lin Yueheng: ??? So people are fair game to be scorned just because they're old? Picking on the elderly, are you?

Fortunately, she had a Longevity System: as long as she didn't get herself killed, she would never die!

So she bravely pursued the path to immortality. On her ninetieth birthday, she finally obtained a book called Introduction to Qi Refining.

At ninety, she learned the basics of Qi Refining.

At one hundred, she reached perfection at the first level of Qi Refining.

At one hundred, Wang Chunhua kicked the bucket, and the village bachelor began his life as a widower. Lin Yueheng happily went to dance on her grave.

At 101, the widowed bachelor quickly fell for sixty-year-old Niu Erhua.

At 102, the bachelor died too, and Lin Yueheng happily went to the funeral feast.

At 182, she finally broke through her limits and reached the sixth level of Qi Refining!

Lin Yueheng said, "Don't panic if your cultivation is slow! Our strategy is to live long and outlast everyone!"

At 339, she found a "broken rock" in the back mountains and used it to prop up a table leg.

A thousand years later, the cultivation world's greatest artifact refiner begged her in tears to sell him the "Chaos Primordial Mother Stone." He was willing to trade his entire sect for it!

At 10,000, an unparalleled genius appeared in the cultivation world, reaching Nascent Soul in a century and Divine Transformation in a millennium. People called him the "Child of Destiny."

Lin Yueheng watched the show while cracking melon seeds. "Not bad. Just a little faster than I was back then."

A fortune-teller in her sect said the young man had a long and rugged life, making him a perfect match for her.

Lin Yueheng: ??? I'm already ten thousand years old, and you're telling me to date a little brat who's only a thousand?

A hundred thousand years passed, and the world changed beyond recognition.

The cultivation world had long forgotten the old woman who had started out at only the first level of Qi Refining.

Until Lin Yueheng's hundred-thousandth birthday.

On that day, celestial music rang out from the highest heavens, while auspicious beasts arrived on clouds bearing sacred mushrooms to celebrate.

The leaders of the immortal sects, who had once looked down on her, bowed and offered gifts. Ancient powerhouses who had been secluded for ten thousand years emerged from their retreats, just to see her and join with her in marriage.

Lin Yueheng sat in the place of honor, her black hair cascading like a waterfall, her face still youthful and beautiful.

As she looked at the gazes below, some reverent, some fervent, some curious, she took a slow sip of tea.

"At a hundred thousand years old, my life is only just beginning."

*

Lin Yueheng had no idea that she still owed someone a debt.

Someone she'd "accidentally" gotten killed countless times.

In every life, he was extraordinarily gifted, yet she always managed to get him killed by sheer coincidence just as he reached the peak.

In every life, he swore to find her and make her pay for his deaths!

But when he finally stood before her, he found he couldn't bring himself to hate her.

"A hundred thousand years..." His voice was hoarse, and the corners of his eyes were even a little red. "You've gotten me killed six, seven, eight, nine, ten times across all those lives. Don't you think you should make it up to me this time by becoming my cultivation partner?"

Lin Yueheng blinked, looking completely innocent. "Huh? Those unlucky people were all you?"

Notes:

1. A lighthearted, lively comedy. The heroine is a master of keeping her head down and enjoying the chaos.

2. Not a serious or traditional epic, and includes character growth and development.

3. There is a male lead, and he absolutely adores the heroine. He pursues her wholeheartedly in every life. He's her practice dummy and ultimate punching bag, and there is a romance. Happy ending.

4. This story has been extensively revised. Pirated versions contain errors, so please refer to the official Jinjiang version.

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The Cultivation Clan Game Starts with Building a Village, ID=7712148

Author: Yun Feiyue

Lin Yaohua began with the [Cultivation Clan System], starting from nothing and determined to build an immortal clan that would last forever!

Building a clan was simple: level up, expand, earn points...and train clan members.

But somehow, the System's starting traits for clan members all seemed to have the wrong vibe.

Trait library:

[Eight Bowls a Meal], [If You Can Lie Down, Don't Sit], [Gambling Addict Mindset]...

Lin Yaohua: ...

No problem! In a capitalist's (crossed out) clan leader's eyes, there are no useless traits, only laborers who haven't been put in the right place!

Lin Yaohua took a deep breath and immediately switched on her leader (brainwashing) mode:

She looked at the honest young man with the [Eight Bowls a Meal] trait over his head. "Da Niu, from today on, your name is Lin Taotie! It's the name of an ancient ferocious beast, and it means that your appetite reaches the heavens, and so will your strength one day!"

She looked at the idle young woman with the [If You Can Lie Down, Don't Sit] trait and handed her a copy of Zhuangzi. "Cuihua, from now on, your name is Lin Zhuangzi! You love lying flat? That's not laziness, it's Zhuang Zhou dreaming of a butterfly. Go off and wander through the Void to seek enlightenment!"

She patted the thin young man with the [Gambling Addict Mindset] trait. "Gousheng, from now on, your name is Lin Boyi! Take this copy of the Book of Changes, pack your bags, and set off! Whether the clan eats meat or starves will depend on your silver tongue from now on!"

Years later...

When their enemies came knocking, expecting to crush this upstart clan with ease, they saw the following:

Da Niu threw a punch, and the heavens and earth split apart. The phantom of an ancient ferocious beast appeared behind him.

Cuihua yawned and laid down an unparalleled killing formation in her dreams, slaughtering thousands of enemies.

And Gousheng, the legendary man who never showed his face, casually tossed a die. In an instant, heavenly lightning rained down, and the enemy army was reduced to ashes.

Ten thousand years later, the Lin Immortal Clan's fame resounded throughout the Six Realms.

The clan was full of gifted talents and extraordinary people, and even their dogs had the bloodline of the Howling Celestial Dog.

*

When the clan was first founded, it was so poor you could hear a pin drop. Whenever creditors came calling, Lin Yaohua always managed to come up with enough money to repay them.

Everyone thought Lin Yaohua's money fell from the sky.

But only Lin Yaohua knew that her resources came from a few rounds of "secret financing."

Early in her business, she happened upon a sect master's son who'd run away from home. Three months of attentive companionship earned her the clan's first pot of gold.

When she expanded her territory, she saved a sword prodigy being hunted by his enemies. A little warmth and kindness in his time of need earned the clan his protection.

As her power rose, she became the unrequited ideal woman of an obsessive Demon Lord, successfully securing mining rights to three continents in the demon realm...

Ten thousand years later, the Lin Clan held its annual "Clan Celebration Day," inviting elites from every realm.

And so, the leader of the Alliance of Ten Thousand Immortals, the greatest sword immortal under heaven, and the successfully restored Demon Lord...all stormed in, their eyes bloodshot as they stared at the woman seated at the head of the table.

A clan member quietly reminded her, "Ancestress, these big shots all claim they once had an engagement with you. How many guest seats should we arrange?"

Looking at the crowd of people who had come to collect their debts, Lin Yaohua was embarrassed. "I was only trying to get money and resources back then... Wait, how many people did I flirt with?"

Theme: Never give up hope. Welcome a brighter tomorrow.