The Longevity Game Begins at 80

Synopsis: At the age of 80, Lin Yueheng arrives in this world. Her hair has turned white, she’s lost all her teeth, and she has a limp. What’s more infuriating is that the village heartthrob, a young man of 40, thinks she’s too old and turns around to start dating Wang Chunhua, who’s 60. Lin Yueheng: ??? So people deserve to be rejected just because they’re old? Picking on the elderly, are you? Luckily, she has a Longevity System: as long as she doesn’t do anything reckless, she’ll never die! So Lin Yueheng bravely pursues immortality, and on her 90th birthday, she finally gets a copy of “Introduction to Qi Refining.” At 90, she begins refining qi. At 100, she reaches the peak of the first level of qi refining. At 100, Wang Chunhua kicks the bucket, and the village heartthrob becomes a widower. Lin Yueheng happily goes dancing on her grave. At 101, the widower heartthrob quickly falls for Niu Erhua, who’s 60. At 102, the heartthrob dies too, and Lin Yueheng happily goes to the funeral feast. … At 182, she finally breaks through and reaches the sixth level of qi refining! Lin Yueheng says: Don’t panic if cultivation is slow! Our strategy is to live a long time and outlast everyone! At 500, she picks up a “broken rock” in the back mountains and uses it to prop up a table leg. A thousand years later, the top artifact refiner in the cultivation world tearfully begs her to sell him the “Chaos Primordial Mother Stone,” offering his entire sect in exchange! At 10,000, an unparalleled genius appears in the cultivation world, reaching Nascent Soul in a century and Spirit Transformation in a millennium. He’s hailed as the “Child of Destiny.” Lin Yueheng watches the show as she munches on sunflower seeds. “Not bad. You’re just a tiny bit faster than I was back then.” A fortune-teller in her sect says this man is long-lived and stubborn, making him the perfect match for her. Lin Yueheng: “??? I’m ten thousand years old, and you expect me to date a little kid who’s only a thousand?” A hundred thousand years pass, and the world changes beyond recognition. The cultivation world has long since forgotten the old woman who started out at just the first level of qi refining. Until The day of Lin Yueheng’s hundred-thousandth birthday quietly arrives. That day, celestial music plays from the highest heavens, while auspicious beasts arrive through the clouds bearing gifts of sacred herbs. The great powers of the immortal sects who once looked down on her bow and present gifts. Ancient powerhouses who have been in seclusion for ten thousand years emerge, just to see her and join their lives with hers. Lin Yueheng sits in the seat of honor, her black hair cascading down her back, her face still young and beautiful. As she gazes at the looks of reverence, fervor, and curiosity below her, she takes a slow sip of tea. “At one hundred thousand, life is only just beginning.” * Lin Yueheng doesn’t know that she still owes someone a debt. A hapless fellow she “accidentally” got killed countless times. In every life, he has peerless talent, yet she somehow gets him killed just as he reaches the peak. In every life, he swears he’ll find her and make her pay with blood! But when he finally stands before her, he discovers he can’t bring himself to hate her. “It’s been a hundred thousand years…” His voice is hoarse, and the corners of his eyes are even a little red. “You got me killed in five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten lives. Don’t you think you should make it up to me in this one by becoming my cultivation partner?” Lin Yueheng blinks, looking completely innocent. “Huh? Those unlucky fellows were all you?” Notes: 1. A lighthearted, cheerful, silly comedy. The heroine is a master of keeping a low profile and a lover of mischief. 2. Not serious fiction or a traditional dramatic story. Includes a growing-up-and-developing arc. 3. There is a male lead who adores the heroine and pursues her with all his might in every life. He’s her practice dummy and ultimate scapegoat. There is a romance plot and a happy ending. 4. The author often revises and polishes the story retroactively. Please refer to the official version on Jinjiang. [Screenshots taken on 2025/7/5. Don’t copy the title or plot ideas.] [Cover used with permission: Yiguan · Shinian, Qingniao] ↓↓↓ My friend’s upcoming novel is really interesting ↓↓↓ “The Immortal Clan Simulator Starts with Building a Village” id=7712148 Author: Yun Feiyue Lin Yaohua binds with the [Immortal Clan System] from the start. Starting from nothing, she’s determined to build an immortal clan that will last forever! Building a clan is simple: level up, expand, earn points… and raise the clan members. But the initial traits the System gives clan members look completely wrong. Trait pool: [Eats Eight Bowls a Meal], [Would Lie Flat Before Sitting], [Gambler’s Mentality]… Lin Yaohua: … No problem! In the eyes of a capitalist (crossed out), clan leader, no trait is useless. You just have to put your workhorses in the right place! Lin Yaohua takes a deep breath and immediately switches on her leader mode (brainwashing): Looking at the honest young man with the [Eats Eight Bowls a Meal] trait above his head, she says, “Da Niu, from today on, your name is Lin Taotie! It’s the name of an ancient ferocious beast, and it means your appetite can reach the heavens, as can your strength!” She looks at the slacker girl with the [Would Lie Flat Before Sitting] trait and hands her a copy of “Zhuangzi.” “Cuihua, from now on your name is Lin Zhuangzi! You like lying flat? That’s not laziness, it’s Zhuang Zhou dreaming he was a butterfly. Go wander the void and seek enlightenment!” She pats the skinny man with the [Gambler’s Mentality] trait on the shoulder. “Gousheng, from now on you’ll be called Lin Boyi! Take this copy of “The Book of Changes,” pack your things, and set off! Whether the clan gets to eat meat or drink the northwest wind will all depend on your persuasive skills!” Many years later… When their enemies attack, thinking they can easily crush this up-and-coming clan, they see: Da Niu throws a punch. The sky and earth shatter, and the phantom of an ancient ferocious beast appears behind him. Cuihua yawns and lays an unparalleled killing formation in her dreams, trapping and slaughtering thousands of enemies. And Gousheng, whose whereabouts are as elusive as a divine dragon’s, casually tosses a die. Thunderbolts from the highest heavens strike in an instant, reducing the enemy army to ashes. Ten thousand years later, the Lin Immortal Clan’s name resounds throughout the Six Realms. Talented geniuses and extraordinary people abound in the clan, and even their dogs carry the bloodline of the Howling Celestial Dog. * When the clan was first founded, it was so poor that not a coin jingled in its coffers. Whenever creditors came calling, Lin Yaohua always managed to produce some money to pay them back. Everyone thought Lin Yaohua’s money fell from the sky. But only Lin Yaohua knew that all her resources came from those few “secret funding rounds.” Early in her startup, she happened upon a sect master’s son who had run away from home. Three months of devoted companionship earned her clan its first pot of gold. As she expanded her territory, she rescued a sword prodigy being hunted by enemies, and a warm gesture in his hour of need won her clan his protection. As her power rose, she became the unattainable white moonlight of an obsessive Demon Lord, and successfully secured mining rights to three regions of the Demon Realm… Ten thousand years later, the Lin Clan holds its annual “Clan Celebration Day,” inviting elites from every realm. So the leader of the Alliance of Immortals, the world’s greatest Sword Immortal, the Demon Lord who has restored his rule, and others come storming in, staring red-eyed at the woman in the seat of honor. A clan member quietly reminds her, “Ancestress, they all claim they had an agreement to become your cultivation partner. How many guest seats should we prepare?” Lin Yaohua looks at the crowd of people who’ve come to collect their debts and feels awkward. “I was only trying to get money and resources at the time… Wait, how many people did I flirt with back then?” Theme: Never give up hope. Welcome a brighter tomorrow