The Big Shot Restarts the Escape Game

---↓↓↓Please get on your knees and collect my two upcoming stories!↓↓↓--- I'm very sorry, but this upcoming story was originally titled The Only Way to Beat an Escape Game Is to Be a Goofball. (Let me apologize for that here first.) The author has taken the central concept and turned it into The Big Shot Reboots the Escape Game, changing both the title and the content. The blurb below may be revised later: In the 30th century, the world is divided into countless upper, middle, and lower realms. Humanity in the lower realms is forced to live in anthills. The only way to reach a higher realm is to win a terrifying survival game that involves climbing a tower. Otherwise, people are forced into hibernation and death in the lower realms. Xia Lan, the original inventor of the terrifying game, died of old age. But someone forcibly revived him as a modified human, and he didn't expect to retain fragments of his old memories. To put an end to the twisted game that had grown out of his invention, Xia Lan began climbing the tower and clearing its floors one by one. So whenever Xia Lan encountered an NPC, the scene would go like this: The doomsday female corpse king approaches, opening a mouth full of fangs. Xia Lan picks up a pair of pliers: I see you're asking to end up a toothless old woman. A monstrous insectoid baby crawls out of an electronic screen along the cloud network. Xia Lan pulls out a 100,000-volt stun gun: I see you want electric shock therapy to cure your internet addiction. A hairy, mutated ghost hand reaches out from a toilet stall. Xia Lan draws his lightsaber: Chopping this hand off will save me money. Then, later on, Xia Lan runs into someone in the championship match: "Oh, you're back." The person, now corrupted, clamped him in a tight embrace, their gaze dangerous. "I thought you'd abandoned me." [The story of a max-level big shot returning to the arena to beat up all the monsters and demons messing up the world] [Games + competition + slaughter + horror. It has the author's familiar recipe, but with a fresh flavor you've never tried before.] [Mary Sue big-shot bottom x gentle, scheming top with a secret identity] Screenshot saved on February 15, 2020. Theme: A big shot returns to the survival game