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"My marriage got off to a bad start."
The beautiful admiral's wife sat opposite the psychiatrist, and her tone was unusually calm: "My alpha left me in the room in heat. I couldn't stand the torture, so I forcibly injected myself with high-concentration inhibitors to interrupt the heat cycle. Just when I was exhausted, he came back smelling of alcohol..."
"But that was only the first day of my marriage."
"My alpha has a childhood sweetheart whom I fell in love with, but I don't know anything about it."
The omega smiled, like a dummy carved out of crystal: "I almost forgot that I married him with love."
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The alliance's supreme military commander, Admiral Alves' omega, is a waste—it's an open secret.
Rumor has it that he refused to socialize with nobles, was unsociable with the world, was cold-blooded, and was always sick. He was even unable to have children for eight years.
——He is an out-and-out deviant piece of trash.
The alpha despises him for not knowing his own abilities, and the omega hates him for not knowing what he is doing.
The admiral also thinks so, but so what, I just treat it as a beautiful marriage tool and display it at home.
It's just a tool. Of course it can be repaired at any time if it doesn't suit your hands. If you don't like it, you can throw it away at any time.
No one thought that there would be a day when this weak omega would announce his defection in front of the entire alliance!
In full view of everyone, the wife of the sick and torn general put a gun to her head, looked directly at the general, and said in a weak but firm voice: "Either let me go or let me die."
The marshal's eyes were cold and he casually ordered: "If you don't know how to raise something, let it go."
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A few years later, an abandoned edge planet rose at an incredible speed and became a dreamland that everyone yearned for.
But the even more bizarre rumor is that the creator of this miracle is a "trash" omega.
The Alliance Marshal quietly went there, and in this land he had never set foot on, he saw a little boy whose eyebrows seemed to be imprinted on his own face.
The admiral stretched out his hand tremblingly, but it was opened with a "snap".
The omega with a cold temperament hurried over, protecting the child behind him, and his face was even more beautiful than before.
Admiral Alpha looked at him, hope and madness spreading in his eyes at the same time. He gritted his teeth: "This kid——"
"Does it have anything to do with you?" The once submissive wife was now dressed in fine clothes, looking at him indifferently surrounded by countless people, "Are you worthy of raising a child?"
The positions were changed, and the omega stood high, like a god: "Get out."
At that moment, the marshal realized that his outstretched hand was shaking. This man who had survived a hail of bullets had his eyes red for the first time: "... Go back with me, please."
But the omega turned around indifferently, not even giving him a look.
From then on, everyone spread the news that the great military god of the alliance went crazy for a useless omega.
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*A cold, sick and weak scholar is attacked by a powerful and sinister general.
* Attack the scum! It's hard to bear! 1V1, chasing his wife in the crematorium!
——Pre-receipt of the copy of "The Squeamish Cannon Fodder became famous after her baby show failed"————
After a sudden death after working overtime, He Zeshu, a social beast, became a cannon fodder male supporting role, and he had to die a good death.
But he has money, good looks, a mansion, a luxury car, and a wealthy ex-husband who pays him two million a year - and even has a soft baby under the quilt.
He Zeshu was very satisfied.
But the original owner was not satisfied.
He jumps up and down to pester the protagonist, feeling that his biological son is the culprit of his relationship failure, and looks at the child like an enemy. He took his child to participate in a children's program, flattered him in front of his face and abused him behind his back. He pinched the little boy until he was bruised and bruised. After being exposed, he became infamous and was banned from the entire Internet. Finally, he was hung with a rope in front of the child.
He Zeshu:......
As soon as the quilt moved, a soft and warm little glutinous rice dumpling came out, timidly revealing a pair of big eyes full of water vapor, with a cry in his voice: "Dad, Ye Zi didn't climb into the bed on purpose. Ye Zi just misses Dad too much. Ye Zi will leave now."
He Zeshu's heart almost melted with pain. He hugged Xiaotuanzi into his arms and said, "Why don't you go? Let's go back to sleep!"
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He Zeshu is planning to start a happy retirement life with children
The agent slapped a contract in front of him: "The baby girl you signed has a liquidated damages of 10 million."
He Zeshu smiled politely: "Mom, Fake."
Zaizai's eyes widened with curiosity: "Dad, what does this mean?"
He Zeshu pinched his little face: "It means, daddy loves you."
Oh! Zaizai is useless!
Zaizai called Big Daddy that night and said loudly in a soft and soft voice: "Mom, mess with Fake!"
Mr. Sheng: "..."
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To sum up, He Zeshu and his own cubs became the best control group——
Zaizai is energetic, capable of all decathlons, and proactive:
"Zi Zi goes to compete with them in talent. Dad can just sit back."
"Dad, try harder! Ye Zi will reward daddy with a marshmallow!"
"Dad, don't feel inferior. Even if your father is lazy and weak, Ye Zi will never dislike him!"
He Zeshu: "..."
Your dad and I are intelligent, okay? !
Netizens were all made cute by Zai——
[Baby, what color sack do you like?
[Baby sister, please eat some biscuits, you are definitely not a strange aunt (nosebleed. Jpg)]
Leaves! My Internet darling! My dream baby!
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On the other hand, there is a mature adult named He who thinks "I will quit after filming the variety show". He happily becomes an uncle in the show. He can move his mouth but never move his hands, he can lie down but never sit down, and he has no desires except stroking his baby.
"Why should we rely on labor when things can be solved by nonsense? Are you free?"
"Is there anything wrong with humans being afraid of hardship, fatigue, cold, and heat?"
"Let me tell you a truth: laziness is the ladder of human progress. Please respect every lazy person around you, okay?"
I thought I would be scolded to death, but who knew I would become an instant hit——
What kind of social bullshit is this? Hahahahaha, well said! Say more!
[I've seen people who behave badly, but I've never seen people who behave so confidently, hahahahaha]
He Zeshu, my bad role model!
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Father and son both became famous
He Zeshu looked at the snowflake-like invitation, dumbfounded. Jpg: Did you agree to quit the circle after finishing the last vote? !
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In a villa in the distance, a wealthy man was looking at his mobile phone with a serious face:
#He Zeshu said it's good for a single parent to raise a baby#
#He Zeshu said an irresponsible spouse is worse than no spouse#
#He Zeshu said divorce is a new beginning in life#
#He Zeshu said he would give Zaizai the love of two people by himself#
The next day, all the hot searches disappeared, leaving only two words, stubbornly staying at the top of the hot searches.
#(Explosion)
Click in and there will be a popular video
The handsome man got off the helicopter, holding a bouquet of white roses, his stern eyebrows full of doting, and knelt on one knee in front of He Zeshu.
"My dear, will you marry me again?"
Another hot search has risen rapidly #If you don't understand, just ask, is this a baby drama or a love drama? #
* White rose flower language: I am good enough for you
*The cub is the biological child of the mother-in-law. The "original owner" occupied the nest for 2 years.
Purpose: Strive unremittingly for the pursuit of a better life
Reader comments
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Seeing this, why do you feel that Xiao Huo is no longer the male protagonist?
I'm curious about the age difference between my brother and Mianmian [Let me be healthy] [Let me be Kangkang]
New map, new challenge! [Come on][Come on]
Seeing this, why do you feel that Xiao Huo is no longer the male protagonist?