Please support my sweet childcare story, The Spoiled Cannon Fodder Becomes Everyone's Darling After Slacking Off on a Parenting Show! Blurb below.
Hang Yang died on his 21st birthday, alone and gravely ill.
He had diligently taken minor acting roles for years, never appearing in any screen production for more than 20 minutes. He died quietly, without causing anyone any trouble.
Who could have guessed that after dying, he would be reborn as the most troublesome villainous male side character in a novel?!
The original character was the fake young master of a wealthy family, switched at birth. He spent his whole life fawning over the male lead, using his family's influence and his parents' affection to torment and frame the love interest. He did every wicked thing imaginable.
Then came the final twist: the love interest was the real young master, while the original character was nothing but an incompetent clown, raging in vain.
Naturally, he ended up abandoned by everyone and dying a miserable early death.
Hang Yang, who had starved to death in his previous life: ...I don't get it!!!
With a family and a face like this, why waste time on romance?! Build a career!
So six months later, the once-invisible nobody of the entertainment industry was sweeping the trending lists.
#Hang Yang's breathtaking downcast gaze#
#Hang Yang and Best Actor Hang Xiutu reunite for a second project, Double Hang is the best!#
#Do men surnamed Hang come with an acting buff?#
#Hang Yang's cheat-level life#
And some stranger, more cryptic tags, such as...
#simple is rio#
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After his identity was revealed, Hang Yang spent every day on edge.
But he couldn't help feeling that his family seemed even more nervous than he was?!
Hang Yang: "Mom, actually, I..."
Mrs. Hang cut him off loudly: "The Myplore suit I had custom-made for you is ready today. Come on, let's go see it!"
Hang Yang: "Dad, there's something I need to tell you..."
Mr. Hang slapped the table: "Perfect timing! The supercar I just ordered for you has arrived. How about I go take a look with you?"
Hang Yang: "???"
Weren't I supposed to be poor, miserable, and gravely ill?
Hang Yang spent a few days walking on eggshells. Just as he was starting to relax, his luck turned, and the moment he stepped outside, he ran into his actor brother, who had always hated him most!
Being poor, miserable, and gravely ill, now that was something he could work with!
Hang Yang bolted, only to be caught around the waist by a strong arm and pulled firmly into an embrace.
The man's presence pressed down on him, and a rich, magnetic voice sounded by his ear. "Where are you going?"
[Reader's Guide]
1. A scheming, cold-as-ice actor gong x a lazy, dazed cat-like shou.
2. The gong and shou are not blood-related! They are not blood-related!
3. Includes melodramatic tropes such as "the white moonlight was me all along." One-on-one romance throughout, happy ending.
4*. "Simple" in the blurb is the male lead's ship name. "Tuyang" sounds like "too young": too young, too simple.
Please support my upcoming novel, The Spoiled Cannon Fodder Becomes Everyone's Darling After Slacking Off on a Parenting Show! Sweet and adorable~ The kid is super cute!
After dying from overwork, He Zeshu, a corporate drone, transmigrated into the role of a cannon-fodder male side character, the kind who was doomed to die horribly.
But he had money, good looks, a mansion, and a luxury car, and there was even a soft, squishy little one in his bed.
Becoming a dad without the pain of childbirth.
A winner at life.
Everything he could want.
No need to work for it.
The reborn Niu Hulu He Zeshu: Hey, I'm slacking off. Do whatever you want.
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The original character was a hopeless romantic, madly in love with the male lead. He spent his whole life in a messy relationship with him, always believing that his own son was the reason his love life had failed. He looked at the child as if he were an enemy.
He took his three-year-old son to a parenting show, acting affectionate in front of him while abusing him behind closed doors. He pinched the little one until he was covered in bruises. When the abuse was exposed, he became infamous and was banned across the internet. In the end, he hanged himself in front of the child.
The little one was traumatized so badly that he developed mutism before the age of seven. He grew up twisted and extreme, becoming the villainous boss in another book by the same author.
He Zeshu looked at the drowsy little rice-ball in his bed, his heart melting. He pulled the child into his arms: Keep the crazies away. Don't touch my kid!
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He Zeshu gazed happily at the family mansion, planning to leave the entertainment industry after filming the parenting show.
If he was leaving the business anyway, what was there to worry about?
He Zeshu happily played the big shot on the show. The lazy nature he had repressed throughout his years as a corporate drone burst out in full force. If he could get away with talking instead of lifting a finger, he would. If he could lie down instead of sitting, he would. Apart from doting on the kid, he wanted nothing.
He was also full of quotable lines:
"If you can solve something by talking nonsense, why work? Are you bored?"
"What's wrong with people not wanting to suffer, get tired, feel cold, or feel hot?"
"Here's a truth for you: Lazy people are the ladder of human progress. Could you please respect every lazy person around you?"
He had expected to be cursed out, but to his surprise, father and son became an overnight sensation, and He Zeshu became the entertainment industry's poster boy for resisting the pressure to overwork.
[Is this the voice of every overworked employee? Hahaha, well said! Say more!]
[I've seen people slack off, but never anyone slack off this proudly, hahaha!]
[He Zeshu, you're my role model for slacking off!]
In a distant villa, a wealthy tycoon watched his phone with a dark expression.
#He Zeshu says being a single parent is pretty great#
#He Zeshu says it's better to have no spouse than an irresponsible one#
#He Zeshu says divorce is a fresh start in life#
#He Zeshu says he'll give the little one the love of two parents all by himself#
The next day, every trending topic had vanished without a trace. Only two words remained stubbornly at the top of the trending list.
#Remarriage# (viral)
Clicking in revealed a popular video.
A peerlessly handsome man stepped out of a helicopter carrying a bouquet of white roses. His stern features were filled with tenderness as he knelt before He Zeshu on one knee.
"Darling, would you marry me again?"
*The language of white roses: I am worthy of you.
*The child is the biological child of the gong and shou. The original character had usurped his place for two years.
Theme: Keep moving forward with hope, strive with determination to realize your dreams, and never give up
Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, so why is this cat called Jiuba?
I'm a little confused, how did Gong like Hang Yang in this life when he liked Hang Yang in the previous life? Was it because he knew that Hang Yang in this life was Hang Yang in the previous life that he realized that he liked them at the beginning, or did he like two people in total and finally found out that they were the same person?
A very gentle article, Hang Yang is really cute! In the past, I could only feel a person's cuteness through other people's words in the article. In this article, you can see that Hang Yang is very capable. Keep up the good work, the author.
When will the copybook be released in advance? Chasing Wife Crematorium, it smells so good
It's great. Whether it's the cat in the previous life or Hang Yang who wakes up, he's always by Hang Xiutu's side.
Wow, why are cats' names blocked? ! What is the cat's name?
Nine times out of ten things in life are unsatisfactory, so his name is □□? After all, this word is the easiest to block.
Cat, has it appeared somewhere before?
Good guy, this is also three lives and three lives hhh
After reading this, I always feel empty in my heart, wishing they could stay with me for a while longer.
Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, so why is this cat called Jiuba?
I'm a little confused, how did Gong like Hang Yang in this life when he liked Hang Yang in the previous life? Was it because he knew that Hang Yang in this life was Hang Yang in the previous life that he realized that he liked them at the beginning, or did he like two people in total and finally found out that they were the same person?
A very gentle article, Hang Yang is really cute! In the past, I could only feel a person's cuteness through other people's words in the article. In this article, you can see that Hang Yang is very capable. Keep up the good work, the author.
When will the copybook be released in advance? Chasing Wife Crematorium, it smells so good
It's great. Whether it's the cat in the previous life or Hang Yang who wakes up, he's always by Hang Xiutu's side.
Wow, why are cats' names blocked? ! What is the cat's name?
Nine times out of ten things in life are unsatisfactory, so his name is □□? After all, this word is the easiest to block.
Cat, has it appeared somewhere before?
Good guy, this is also three lives and three lives hhh
After reading this, I always feel empty in my heart, wishing they could stay with me for a while longer.