If Nothing Goes Wrong, Something Must Have Gone Wrong

Word has it that a transfer student arrived at a certain experimental class nicknamed Sausage Class [it got that name because sausage is served at every lunch]. In a middle school where handsome boys are scarce and beautiful girls are everywhere, the arrival of a handsome boy should have set off a wave of gossip. Instead, on the very first day of school, he got publicly reprimanded by the whole school for ordering takeout.

The person who reported him was supposedly the school beauty.

But that very first evening, someone spotted the school beauty going home with the transfer student. They were living together!! Some students even claimed to have seen them kissing on the stairs!!

Oh, right. Our school beauty is a boy.

A long-haired beauty, nearly 180 centimeters tall.

From what everyone saw on the first day, the two didn't get along.

Then on the second day, as students ate breakfast and watched them clean the shared area together, run drills together, and head to the cafeteria together, the gossip group exploded.

I'm Meng Chen. For certain reasons, I was forced to live under someone else's roof. I had just transferred to a new school, and because I forgot my lunch box, I ordered takeout, only to get caught in the act by someone. What a lucky guy.

I took it in stride. At least I got lunch.

Too bad there was no dinner.

Still, it was fine. On the way home with someone, I ran into a rat. I stepped on a cockroach when I entered the house, and I squashed a mosquito in my sleep that night. The mosquito burst with blood and stained my clothes. Aside from all that, the day went pretty smoothly.

It was the first day of school. The new math teacher talked endlessly, the new English teacher was fake and affected, and my new classmates had explosive stamina.

Meng Chen: ) What a lovely day.

I thought this was just an ordinary experimental class, but actually...

The aloof, easygoing couch potato has anger issues.

The cheerful, lively class representative was bullied at school and nearly sexually assaulted.

My deskmate has heart disease.

Meng Chen: Is this some kind of hospital? Am I the only slightly unlucky, normal person here?

After a semester, I didn't expect to see someone familiar the following term.

His childhood friend, who had depression, transferred to this class too, bringing along a younger brother with psychological problems.

Meng Chen: What is going on with you people? Why does this class have so many issues? Is the world about to collapse?

Some time later

Meng Chen, now assimilated: I'm here to join you all. I'll come clean: I have a stomach condition.

Well, at least I'm still doing fine.

Everyone else: Who doesn't?

Life is a sharp blade. No matter how cruelly it cuts me, it cannot defeat me.

Illness is a veil of frost. No matter how hard it is to endure, it cannot kill me.

Theme: Eat well, sleep well, and don't get sick.