My Wicked Disciple Is Trying to Top Me Again

Blurb -

As a modern high school English teacher, she confiscated a student's trashy novel during class and made a few offhand comments about it. And then she transmigrated into a book? What's more, she became a reclusive master of one of the sects in the story?

But she has no idea how to use all these flashy immortal arts!

Mu He is known throughout the immortal sects as a good-for-nothing. Though she has a prestigious status, she only knows one healing spell. It takes her ages to heal even a sparrow, and she only managed to ascend to immortality by coasting along...

One of the three major peaks and valleys of Wuwang Immortal Mountain, her domain has barely any disciples, and you could even say it has none at all. If not for her status, she probably wouldn't even have anyone to do the laundry and cooking.

One day, a monster emerged from beneath Black Dragon Pool. The immortal sects clamored to kill it. Everyone else brought swords and blades, but Mu He brought a saddle. Unable to stand the scornful looks from the crowd, her senior brother finally asked, "Little junior sister, what are you doing?"

Mu He replied, "Once you subdue that monster, spare its life, whatever it is, so I can keep it as a mount!"

Everyone from the immortal sects burst out laughing. Mounts had always been won through one's own efforts. Only this slacker would resort to such an undignified method to get one. A good-for-nothing was a good-for-nothing, after all.

But Mu He regretted it a little when she brought her mount home. Why was it still a little baby?

Having a mount was such a hassle. It needed food and water, wanted cuddles, and had to be fed three meals a day.

At last, Mu He couldn't take it anymore. She picked an auspicious day and took her mount down the mountain. Whoever wanted it could have it. They could just beat it to death. This Immortal Lord wasn't cut out to have a mount.

"Big sis~"

Mu He: "Call me Master!"

"Big sis~~"

Mu He: "..."

"Big sis, I'll be good. Please don't sell me, okay?"

Mu He: "No."

One day~

"Your master made you carry water, chop wood, and do the laundry again?"

Xie Huan: "Yeah."

"With your skills, why don't you 'reason things out' with her? In the Six Realms, might makes right."

The implication couldn't have been clearer. And the result?

"Shh, keep your voice down. My master is a reclusive expert. I'm no match for her."

Everyone: "???"

Reading guide:

* Mutual devotion, raising a younger partner, sworn siblings, younger male lead.

* Lots of personal worldbuilding, all made up on the spot.

* Happy ending.

Content warning: A mixed bag. There may be pure-love couples, and there may be yuri couples. Enter with caution.

Theme: Carry a heart full of gratitude.