The Bottom's Size Is Too Much for a Vat

Blurb:

The protagonist is the bottom! The protagonist is the bottom!! I really can't change it back... sob sob.

Also known as: A Ghost So Big, No Jar Can Hold It

The Maoshan Sect has dwindled until, by Lin Xuanxi's generation, there are only three people on the whole mountain, including her, the sect leader. Spreading the faith and expanding the sect are urgent matters!

And yet...

On the very day she goes down the mountain, a dog chases her. She gets stuck in the middle of a bridge and can't move, only to turn around and find a ghost behind her. She raises a hand and forms a spell to summon golden light, but can't even make a puff of smoke appear. The half-trained, hopeless little Taoist priest often gets so nervous she forgets her lines.

It's all because her birth under the hour of the Dragon gave her a fate that was too powerful, swallowing the Nayin element that represented her own wisdom and beauty. Then, while fleeing without looking where she was going, she ran off with a spirit-summoning banner, and from then on her path to the Dao had a new stumbling block.

That stumbling block is beautiful, charming, and considerate (of other people's clothes), delicate and pitiful, on the verge of tears. She's a wolf in sheep's clothing...