The Flirtatious Beauty Tears Apart the Fake Young Master Script

[Check out my upcoming stories, Can I Not Drop the Sweet and Soft Persona? and Master Above, with blurbs below]

Lin Yunye, a relationship advice streamer, transmigrates into the body of a fake young master from a wealthy family.

The real young master excels at both academics and conduct. The fake young master smokes, drinks, and dyes his hair.

The real young master is a bona fide top student. The fake young master is a bona fide academic failure and school bully.

The real young master brings honor to his country. The fake young master gets into fights and has his parents called to the police station.

The real young master is a winner in life. The fake young master isn't even living in the real world.

After the real young master returns home, everyone loves him. The fake young master, convinced that even cats and dogs hate him, panics and causes a scene at every turn, reaching new heights of misbehavior. He was only a little useless to begin with, but now he's become downright awful: sabotaging the real young master's research, stealing his boyfriend, and teaming up with a business rival to sabotage his family's projects...

At last, his parents can't take it anymore and throw him out, despite the pain it causes them.

Holding the script, Lin Yunye is baffled: How did someone play such a perfect hand of being the family's darling so badly? Is lying flat really not good enough?

Lin Yunye tears up the script and picks up his fishing rod: Yun Xiaoye doesn't want to work hard anymore. This lie-flat life needs saving.

Lin Yunye: I'll fish, fish, fish, fish! If I can't go home and mooch off my parents, then I'll catch myself a sugar daddy to pay my way!

Lin Yunye casts again and again, but somehow his hook always goes off course. He doesn't catch a single one of the rich men he's aiming for. Instead, he keeps landing them on his workaholic, old-fashioned big brother.

Lin Yunye: Big Brother, you can't take every bait you see!

Lin Yunye: No! Big Brother, don't come over here! I can do this, I really can. Young men like me enjoy the thrill of making it on our own. Just watch me become the relationship advice streamer who breaks up the most couples in the looks category in no time!

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Lin Yanzhou notices that his little brother, who has been causing trouble at home since childhood, has suddenly changed. The little bandit who used to punch one little brother after another now can't lift a finger, let alone carry anything. His acting is terrible, and kind of cute, which makes Lin Yanzhou want to pull him over and keep him in line.

But every time he reaches out, his little brother, who is set on lying flat and getting someone else to support him, suddenly springs to his feet and pretends to be an ambitious young man. It's amusing.

Daddy-type top X flirtatious, fishing-for-attention bottom. No blood relation, and they aren't registered in the same household.

Recommended ongoing story by a friend: Acting Out with Someone on a Dating Show, by Tian Wu Feng Xue, ID: 8518379

Upcoming story 1: Can I Not Drop the Darling-Wife Persona?

Blurb:

Jian Shu, a world-class swordsman, martial arts expert, and renowned writer, dies unexpectedly and finds himself in the fake-versus-real-young-master novel Treasured Above All, as the real young master who shares his name.

In the novel, the real young master takes the fake young master's place in an arranged marriage and marries a vicious big shot rumored to be bad-tempered, ruthless, ugly, disabled, and still in love with someone else. Meanwhile, the fake young master lives happily ever after with the heir of the Xi family, pampered by everyone and reaching the pinnacle of life.

Heh!

Jian Shu transmigrates on the day of the wedding, and everyone tells him the same thing: You can't drop the darling-wife persona.

Jian Shu: Ptooey!

His motto is: If you can reason with someone, reason with them. If you can't, then "when you can use your fists, don't waste your breath." And they want him to play a delicate, weak little wife who's easy to push around?

Ha!

They'd better ask his fists if they agree...

Uh!

On their wedding night, the vicious big shot finally appears. Jian Shu instantly smooths away the defiance in his eyes and puts on an expression of perfect obedience: Darling!~

Well, if it's this man, he doesn't mind playing the little wife for a while.

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An unexpected "accident" lets Xi Mingyu see how wicked his closest relatives really are. To let his own big brother drop his guard, Xi Mingyu accepts his brother's "kind offer" and marries the young master the Lin family has just found.

He originally planned to bring the kid home as nothing more than a showpiece. He never expected to bring home a "living, priceless treasure," also known as a lovable oddball.

Upcoming story 2: Master Above

The mobile version of the once world-famous game Divine Realm has officially launched, and countless longtime players jump in, carrying all their nostalgia with them.

Moonlit Solitude, a retired pro player and former captain who led the Dark Rose team to a Grand Slam as a dark horse, is bored and joins his old teammates in the game. He doesn't expect to rekindle the passion of his younger days, let alone find the "unexpected delight" of his life:

[Family Chat]

Xun Ni Jin Zhao: Shocked.jpg

Xun Ni Jin Zhao: Zige actually wants to sleep with her master

Zige: A disciple who doesn't want to sleep with their master isn't a good disciple

Jiang Chenyu: Is that so?

Zige: Shattered.jpg

Zige: Master, my cat logged in for me just now

Jiang Chenyu: Mm

Jiang Chenyu: Come sleep with me

Luo Xingchen: Mm

Luo Xingchen: Come sleep with me

Zige: Shattered.jpg

Zige: Masters, don't love me. It won't work out

Zige: To be honest, I'm actually a pure 24-karat man. If I'm lying, I'm a dog.

Jiang Chenyu: ^_^

Luo Xingchen: .

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[Divine Realm Game Discussion Center]

I made a flirty comment in the family chat, and both my masters saw it. Even after I admitted that I'm a guy playing a female character, they still sincerely asked me to sleep with them. What do I do?

Jiang Chenyu: Give in

Song of the Pigeon: Damn (a kind of plant)

Song of the Pigeon: I've been caught again and again

Jiang Chenyu: Little Pigeon

Jiang Chenyu: Accept my proposal ^_^

Song of the Pigeon: No way, Master, I'm totally straight!

Jiang Chenyu: ^_^

Lan Yu never imagined that just playing a mobile game could turn him from a steel-straight man into a pretzel.

2022.1.5

Theme: Keep the sunshine in your heart, work hard, and turn adversity into an open road.