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Xie Zhiwei, a social beast, endured the lack of leadership for three whole years.
On the day he resigned, he finally stopped pretending.
From the leadership's work ability to the way he handles people, Xie Zhiwei was full of fire and scolded him for a full twenty minutes without repeating the same thing.
When the scolding reaches its climax, everything goes dark——
When he opened his eyes again, he was kneeling on the floor of the imperial study room. When he looked up, he saw the emperor in dragon robes.
The emperor smiled and said: "I admire your eloquence very much. We happen to be short of a supervisory censor, and it's you."
Xie Zhiwei: "..."
——
Xie Zhiwei didn't expect that after time travel, he would live a life where he could scold his colleagues as much as he wanted, and his boss as much as he wanted. In one word, it was great.
Under the emperor's instruction, Xie Zhiwei changed his ways to attack people.
The civil and military officials in the entire dynasty dared to be angry but dared not speak out. Who didn't know that Xie Zhiwei was ordered by the emperor? Besides, they couldn't scold Xie Zhiwei.
Later Xie Zhiwei met Pei Dinglan.
Pei Dinglan was a military general with great military exploits and decisive killings - everyone in the government and the public thought so.
As a result, Pei Dinglan started talking nonsense: "Are you the foul-mouthed Xie Zhiwei? I heard that you scolded Mr. Wang to tears? Can you help me scold him? No, don't leave yet. I haven't finished speaking yet. Do you civil servants use five words or seven words for scolding? I think it is more powerful to greet the ancestors. Let's communicate later?"
Xie Zhiwei: "..."
How could there be such a general?
Since then, there have been two more scenery lines in the court.
One is Xie Zhiwei, who has a strange yin and yang attitude, hides needles in the cotton wool, and curses people without using any curse words, but every sentence is heart-wrenching.
One is Pei Dinglan, who talks endlessly when he opens his mouth, and can talk about people from the eighteenth generation of their ancestors to their unborn grandson.
The two were at each other's throats at first, and everyone thought they could finally feel at ease. But in the end, the two came together and even slept on the same bed.
From then on, the civil and military officials in the dynasty were frightened. After Xie Zhiwei finished cursing, Pei Dinglan took over. After Pei Dinglan finished chanting, Xie Zhiwei finished the attack.
The courtiers were all unhappy, but the emperor was very happy. Longyan was delighted and gave him a special plaque.
[A pair of beautiful people were created in heaven and earth, and they are two people who exhale fragrance from their mouths.
Xie Zhiwei looked at the plaque: "Is Your Majesty praising us?"
Pei Dinglan put his arms around Xie Zhiwei's shoulders: "Oh, I didn't give him the sentence 'I'm easy to scold, but I'll scold you'. What a mistake."
Xie Zhiwei: "..."
Advance collection——"The Minister of Dusk"——
The beautiful and delicate prince is attacked by a perverted and crazy general
Jiang Xuemu, the most special "princess" in the dynasty - was actually a prince. Because of her frailty, she was treated as a girl and pampered. She was pampered by the emperor, pampered by her brothers and sisters, and lived a lawless life.
Until his father appointed Pei Shuo, the evil god of Border Pass, to him as his body-building master.
Jiang Xuemu tried his best to act coquettishly: "General Pei, I'm dizzy. I need to rest."
Pei Shuo pinched his lonely ankle and said, "Your Highness, I only took three steps."
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Everyone in the palace said that General Pei was the only one who could control His Highness.
Only Jiang Xuemu knew what kind of pervert this man was.
She punished him for taking half an extra step, but kept her hands firmly on his waist. She thought he was tired and noisy, so she turned around and blocked his mouth with her lips.
Later, on the bed, Jiang Xuemu's eyes were red, his waist was weak and his legs were shaking, and he slapped him: "Pei Shuo! You are not a human being!"
The man licked his sweaty palm and his eyes were horrifyingly dark: "The way His Highness beats someone is more beautiful than crying."
"——Cry louder and I will work harder."
Intention: The social animal has stood up from now on
Reader comments
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Those who didn't know thought Pei Dinglan was wearing the same clothes as Xie Zhiwei. This little talker actually stabbed people's hearts [Applause][Applause]
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Nice! Very well written~
Oh, it's just one chapter, so sweet [applause][applause][laugh][laugh]
Wow wow wow, double is better [Applause][Applause][Applause][Fireworks][Fireworks]
Those who didn't know thought Pei Dinglan was wearing the same clothes as Xie Zhiwei. This little talker actually stabbed people's hearts [Applause][Applause]
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Fireworks] [Fireworks] [Fireworks] [Fireworks]
Oops, I skipped what I wanted to see [][][Laugh out loud][Laugh out loud]
Nice! Very well written~
Oh, it's just one chapter, so sweet [applause][applause][laugh][laugh]