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Xie Changsheng entered a plot novel.
The person with the same name as him in the novel is the most handsome and the most favored little prince in the whole book.
He is also an invincible idiot villain.
The original owner was in control of heaven and earth, and because his father liked him the most, he scolded the prince today, beat the young marquis tomorrow, and tied up the eunuch with the palm print the day after tomorrow for humiliation.
Everyone in this book is coveting the throne, but their only common goal is to kill the original owner first.
Xie Changsheng wore it a year before the old emperor died.
As soon as the old emperor dies, he will be tortured and killed by these people, and his death will be as miserable as possible.
Xie Changsheng burst into tears.
In order to survive, Xie Changsheng pretended to be a fool.
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Gu Feiyi, the eunuch who holds the seal of the emperor, is the dictator of the government.
Suddenly one day, everyone started running around telling each other: Your Highness has become an idiot!
Gu Feiyi thought, it must be a conspiracy.
When he went to check, he saw Xie Changsheng's eyes were dull and his face was blank.
Everyone in the imperial city was shrewd, so Gu Feiyi, who had never seen a fool before, felt a little curious.
He took out a piece of pastry and asked Xie Changsheng: "Would you like to eat it?"
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Xie Changsheng ate it.
Gu Feiyi felt the joy of feeding.
He thought, instead of killing it, he would just keep it for two days for fun.
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At first, Gu Feiyi felt that she was just raising a waste, then Gu Feiyi felt that she was raising a pet, and then Gu Feiyi felt that she was simply raising a stupid son.
In the end, Gu Feiyi discovered to her horror that her fatherly love for Xie Changsheng had deteriorated.
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Excerpts from "Notes on Raising Idiots":
1. Idiots are different from ordinary people. They eat three large bowls of white rice for every meal.
2. Idiots sometimes pick things up randomly on the ground
3. But the idiot can take a shower and relieve himself, so the future is bright.
The ruthless and gloomy but curious real eunuch Gong X is sunny but his brain circuit is not normal.
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*The cover is a template cover bought from the artist, the character design is not unique
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Gu Fangzhi traveled into a game he had played before.
He became the traitorous minister with the same name and surname as himself.
Bad news: The emperor is a tyrant.
Bad news: He made it to the admonition site.
Bad, bad, bad news: The emperor just said that he was going to be dragged out and chopped up.
Good news: He can load files and rewind.
Gu Fangzhi is happy.
Dog Emperor, I'm here to negotiate terms. Jpg
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On the first day after Pei Xin ascended the throne, he planned to learn from his tyrant father's ideas.
I feel that there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved by "drag it out and chop it down."
If there is, cut it twice.
But I didn't expect that this is how the nightmare started.
The peach-eyed man who was dragged down one second was suddenly standing on the same spot again.
"Your Majesty, you must not!"
Pei Xin:? ? ?
Grass, there is witchcraft, so scary.
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In order not to offend this man with witchcraft easily.
Pei Xin endured the humiliation and shouldered the heavy burden.
"Your Majesty, don't be picky about food." After refusing three times, Pei Xin collapsed and ate all the vegetable leaves in the bowl.
"Your Majesty, don't neglect your studies." After five rejections, Pei Xin finished memorizing the book in a state of collapse.
"Your Majesty, don't be playful." After refusing seven times, Pei Xin collapsed and put down the trinket enshrined in the Western Regions in his hand.
"Your Majesty, can I get out of bed?"
After the man ran away dozens of times, Pei Xin collapsed and held the man down hard.
"Gu Fangzhi, no matter how many times you go back, I will never give up. How dare you not accept your kindness?"
Purpose: Face all difficulties in life with a serious attitude and live a positive life
