[Bungo Stray Dogs] Your Spoilers Are Fake

At fourteen, the boy who ran away from home and renamed himself "Dazai Osamu" came into contact with the "Book." Through a singularity, he saw his "future": his left eye covered in bandages, wearing a black coat and red scarf, working overtime at the Port Mafia until he was emo.

He was also spoiled rotten with a logical-dead-end plot in which, when he fell from a building in the future, his enemies would watch from a beach on their iPads and mock him from afar.

Dazai Osamu, emotionally shattered: ...Who wrote this ridiculous script?

Later, after Yokohama turned out to have no crater, the French spy team didn't fall apart, his prospective partner and subordinate became a European ability investigator, and the supposed villain joined an environmental group and tried to make a meteorite by hand, among all sorts of other developments that went off-script, Dazai got his hands on the "Book" again and summed things up with a cold laugh.

All the spoilers are fake.

The only true thing is that Chuuya is his wife, and she's only 160 centimeters tall.

After going on a business trip to the Far East, Chuuya Nakahara, a newly hired ability investigator at the European Ability Bureau with two adoptive older brothers back home, begins to experience the woes of being an "adult."

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Even though it's her first time in the Far East, all sorts of strange people keep telling her, "Long time no see."

She's always worrying about how to stop her adoptive older brother, who isn't related to her by blood, from coming to the Far East and going on a rampage.

And then there's a certain bastard with bandages and a mackerel streak who predicts (curses) that she'll never grow taller than 160 centimeters...

How can someone with a mouth that vicious say something so cold? Chuuya, who's fifteen and already 155 centimeters tall, gives up on thinking it through and chooses to settle things physically.

The main work is Bungo Stray Dogs, and Chuuya is the main point-of-view character.

The setting includes some Fate elements, with additional explanations for Arahabaki and ability users. In this original alternate universe, Verlaine and Rimbaud never fell out, and took Chuuya back to Europe.

The power balance between abilities and magecraft is fifty-fifty. The reasoning behind the power levels involves foreshadowed setting details.

At heart, it's about Chuuya's friendships and her bickering, troublemaking relationship with the mackerel guy →_→

Warnings: Chuuya Nakahara is female from birth. Her backstory and experiences have been altered with original elements, which also changes the state of Yokohama and the Far East. Verlaine and Rimbaud are more than friends, but this won't be depicted in detail.

I have no chapters saved up. Updates depend on how I'm feeling and whether I'm free that day _(:з"∠)_

Theme: The possibilities of another timeline.